Embarassing game boxes...

[Archem]

If that's all it takes to scar you, then you're, frankly, a pussy.

[fruckert]

I must agree, although the Dread Kirby is quite frankly terrifying.

[Angel Walter]

You guys seem to have called my bluff somewhat... Never mind...

[Darkfox]

Frankly, I don't know what image is the most twisted and grotesque. But gotta love those hilarious box arts. Now I want to play Action Foot.

[Valiere]

I just noticed the Perom/Porom/whatever kids have eyeballs on the insides of their capes. That's a little creepy, like some pedo-eyes are ogling their nubile bodies at all times.

[Avnas]

How can you even think those are eyeballs?

[Darkfox]

Obviously they are frog eggs.

[Archem]

How can you even think those are eyeballs?

She's voyeuristic at heart. We seem to have something in common.

[Musha]

nubile [nōō-'bĭl, nyōō'-bīl']
1. suitable for marriage, esp. in regard to age or physical development; marriageable.
2. sexually developed and attractive.  Used of young women.

...you know they're five, right?

[Red Giant]

Pish posh, Musha. In christ's day that was middle aged!

[fruckert]

We didn't render the girl in a "sexy" pose, with her hips all swung out and stuff.

[Grandy]

I assume most people here know Shin Megami Tensei, or at least the SMT: Persona series, right?

Well, here's the first game of them that came out in the americas:



 For the Virtual Boy no less. You can recognize Jack Frost, Pyro Jack and the henceforth forgotten Jack the Ripper. They are iconic.

 I had to show that for you guys to see exactly what is embarassing about the next image:



 That's the cover in the american release.

[Valiere]

Did nobody think it was the slightest bit offensive to have a cartoon protagonist based on a real-life serial killer?

[Musha]

I actually think the American box art looks pretty cool.  Inaccurate, but cool.

[Darkfox]

XD!!! I love SMT. This is hilarious though. They look like characters from Retro Puppet Master or something, Jack the Ripper specifically.