All right, who's cursing me?

[Zerlina]

Yes, I've smelled that before. Though it's not a pleasant odour, it isn't all that bad. Any of you ever smelled a corpse that's been there for a few days?

You win.

[Darkfox]

To freak people out in elementary school, I used to hot glue my fingers together.

I actually didn't think it hurt, freaked the teachers right the hell out though.

With the plastic, the melted flesh did hurt for a while.

[Valiere]

You win.

Yep, he does.

So who died?

[Archem]

I have smelled all these and more. Well, not the aged human corpse. Aged animal corpses, yes. Recent human remains, yes. Not old, dead bodies. Anyways, I still think a mixture of human hair and cardboard being burned is the worst, though.

I came from a pretty bad neighborhood, and everything was burned. I swear, from a bird's-eye view, it would look like there was a raging fire along the bayou at times.

[Cerebus]

So who died?

We never really knew, and apparently it was pretty hard to tell what he could've looked like, but few people suggested it might've been an old man living nearby. I guess the fact that he was in a van with closed doors and windows, the heat was kept inside and it kinda... say, "cooked" the corpse in some way, which made it worse.

The product used to dye hair smell terrible, too.

[Darkfox]

I have an incredibly sensitive sense of smell. I can't stand anything too pungent, be it good or bad.

[fruckert]

My sense of taste is nearly dead.
I apparently made something so spicy my mom almost puked, and it was only pleasantly strong for me.

[Darkfox]

XD Chemoreception fail.

[MostEpicSwordy]

There was a dead animal stuck in our wall once. We couldn't find where it was though so we had to just wait until it went away. Also my brother put leftover salmon in the pantry once. Stinky!

[MostEpicSwordy]

No we had to wait for the smell to go away XD

[Cerebus]

Well Lucas might be right actually. Since you never saw it, you can't really tell it wasn't a zombie.

[MostEpicSwordy]

True, true.

[Zerlina]

See. Theres always a chance I'm right. Most times its smaller than the chance of me being wrong, but thats not the point here.

If it counts for anything, the fact that your theory involves zombies increases the chances of your being right by roughly 102.3%.

[Cerebus]

So considering he's right about 3% of the time, the chance he was right was about 6%. Quite an increase indeed.
But he may still be right. Can't prove what you haven't seen, except when it comes to God.

Or wait. You mean an additional 102.3% or 102.3% of his current chance, which is 3% and would still remain 3%?

[Archem]

Either way, the man is at least twice as right as he was before.