Why are Yahoo commenters so stupid?

[drenrin2120]

I've heard tale of manlier drinks. Drinks of which thine eyes would burst upon seeing. Drinks of which your bowels would evacuate all remnant of femininity. Aye. The name alone is enough to thrust the gay out of ye.

[Cerebus]

Real men drink Isopropyl alcohol.

Seriously, though, there isn't much trolling or such compared to most place. I think. Yes.

[Felix-0]

why would you try to get help from any place with the name Yahoo anyways.

[drenrin2120]

Real men drink Isopropyl alcohol.

That definitely made my stomach turn a bit.

[SaiKar]

Seriously, though, there isn't much trolling or such compared to most place. I think. Yes.

Statements like this make the past decade-ish of troll wars around here so much more worthwhile. People saying things like this are better than the dozen victory speeches I wrote

[Cerebus]

Statements like this make the past decade-ish of troll wars around here so much more worthwhile. People saying things like this are better than the dozen victory speeches I wrote

Is this... sarcasm? I'm not sure... >_>

[SaiKar]

It's not sarcasm. It's totally not sarcasm. Look, the TK wars were wacky, but I had nearly the entire forum up in arms against me by the end of them. I *did* resign shortly thereafter and let Moose and Razor take over for a few years, you know. I always justified it to myself by saying that, whatever bad things I did or bad decisions I made, it was worth it if there was ever an era when Charas totally forgot about trolls whipping up a storm on the forums and could just chill.

And now I'm getting all weird and nostalgic so I'll just STFU about the whole thing.

[Cerebus]

Okay, okay. Good to know it wasn't sarcasm, by the way. Some times it's hard to tell on the Internet, yes. But all right, let's leave the TK Wars behind.

[drenrin2120]

I wonder how many times we'd have to mention TK wars (or Troll Kingdom, Troll, Kingdom, Troll Kingdom Forum, Trollers, Don't feed the trolls) before this thread showed on a google filter and attracted some TK attention.

[SaiKar]

Well, that long string of names probably didn't help matters much, now did it?!

[drenrin2120]

Just examples of what not to do!

[Zerlina]

Real men drink babies. Real babies.

[Archem]

I ejaculate babies. True story. I eliminate the middle man (or woman, I forget how it works, since I'm skipping that stage of reproduction altogether).

[Zerlina]

I ejaculate babies.

I read this entirely the wrong way at first...

[A Forgotten Legend]

Bahahahaha