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Offline fruckert

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Re: funny fortune cookies
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2011, 06:13:46 AM »
That's a...really, really weird bot.

Anyways:
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future."

The use of the word "enlarge" confuses me greatly.
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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall

Offline Natako

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Re: funny fortune cookies
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2011, 06:27:53 AM »
Well, you know that bigger is always better.
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Offline zuhane

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Re: funny fortune cookies
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2011, 11:16:47 AM »
The best one I ever got was:

"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory."
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Offline drenrin2120

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Re: funny fortune cookies
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2011, 03:56:52 PM »
I am extremely jealous, zuhane.
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Offline Natako

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Re: funny fortune cookies
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2011, 04:29:56 PM »
Clearly, fortune cookies across the pond are much more clever. All the ones over here are vaguely philosophical sayings in Engrish. Self-aware humor ftw!
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Offline Fortet

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Re: funny fortune cookies
« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2011, 02:43:57 AM »
My favorite:

"Congratulations! You're not illiterate."
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Offline Cerebus

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Re: funny fortune cookies
« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2011, 02:45:55 AM »
How comes you guys have awesome messages in your fortune cookies?
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Offline Natako

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Re: funny fortune cookies
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2011, 02:52:07 AM »
It must be some sort of conspiracy.

Anyway, there are some pretty funny Engrish ones out there, such as these:

"Listen to life, and you will hear the voice of life crying. Be!" (???)
"You are smart, for you do things smartly." (NO ****, SHERLOCK.)
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Offline Archem

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Re: funny fortune cookies
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2011, 05:49:19 PM »
"That wasn't chicken."
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