Cleverbot conversations

[ashlyn9199]

I was talking to cleverbot and the bot said "What is your gender" I said "Stalker" It said "Oh yes baby i watch you in the shower" Im scared to get in the shower now

[Cerebus]

Okay, but... why come to a RPG Maker Forum (yes, we still are, I swear!) only to tell us this?

[ashlyn9199]

what im lost sorry

[fruckert]

And why did you send me a PM?

[Archem]

Don't we already have a Cleverbot thread? I should look into that.

[zuhane]

This is surreal.

[EliroX904]

Where is said cleverbot thread?

[Cerebus]

I think it was locked due to constant topic kick.

[Mobileforce71]

Here's a weirdish cleverbot conversation.



User: Look out! A creeper!


Cleverbot: Yes, a creeper.


User: SssssSSSSSSSSSSSSS *creeper blows you house up*.


Cleverbot: I do.


User: I blew your house up :3.


Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Go home.

Cleverbot: I am home.

User: But I blew it up :3.

Cleverbot: You blew up my Mom?

User: No, I blew up your house.

Cleverbot: How big is my brain.

User: 1 cm.

Cleverbot: Out by an inch and two microns.

User: Really? Mine is 7 inches.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Play Minecraft'.

Cleverbot: Do you win?

User: EPIC WIN!

Cleverbot: Epic.

User: *Does epic face*.

Cleverbot: Hey, I can do the Elvis Face Too.

User: I said epic face.

Cleverbot: No you didn't!

User: Ya..... I... Did...

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Do you like chocolate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you have a dog?

Cleverbot: No.

User: A cat?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does your cat like chocolate?

Cleverbot: I have no cat.

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: Face to face..??

User: Ooh look a creeper!

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cray.

User: Lol cray.

Cleverbot: I have to go now to bed, I am tired.

User: WTF you robot.

Cleverbot: You're the robot.

User: NO!! YOU ARE!!! YOU MONSTROUS LITTLE YOU!!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: Do you know you are a bot?

User: I am NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: So do I! I have like 5 Macs at home!

User: That is too many.

Cleverbot: I know, I'm 15.

User: So you get a Mac every 3 years?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: I like green eggs and ham.

User: I like green eggs and POW!

Cleverbot: I do not like green eggs and ham.

User: But you just said you did.

Cleverbot: No! I didn't.

User: Are you afraid of spiders?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are you afraid of?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Ok then *pulls out gun* *shoots you in stomach* you scared of that?

Cleverbot: Let's talk about religion.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you like pancakes?

User: Yeah, I like pancakes! Do you like french toast?

Cleverbot: Yeah we like french toast!

User: Doo doo doo can't wait to get a mouthful!

Cleverbot: Waffles!

User: Waffles!

Cleverbot: Pancakes.

User: O.O buzzkill.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: What's my age again?

User: O_O you don't know your own age HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cleverbot: No. What is it?

User: Tiny baby man.

Cleverbot: Bot plain human.

User: Sandvich.

Cleverbot: Are you hungry yet ?

User: I am hungry for Sandvich.

Cleverbot: What kind of food?

User: Sandvich.

Cleverbot: You want a sandwich?

User: No, a Sandvich.

Cleverbot: What kind of sandwich?

User: A Sandvich.

Cleverbot: I like sandwiches.

User: I want The Heavy's Sandvich.

Cleverbot: How about 2, the odd prime? It's the odd prime because it is even, and all the others are odd. Odd, isn't it?

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Do you have a dog.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Does it like chocolate?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: O.O your dog is dead.

Cleverbot: Is that why he smells?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes, 'yes' is why.

User: What.

Cleverbot: Yeah really.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: What?

User: T-T.

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: OMGWTFEOFLLOLLMAO.

Cleverbot: Why not?

[Archem]

Kicking a dead topic is kind of a no-no. Check the date before you post.