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Offline fruckert

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RIP, Hollywood
« on: January 26, 2012, 12:04:10 AM »
THERE'S A ZOMBIE ROMANCE MOVIE

No, really.
I'm not making that up.

And somehow, it's based off of a book.

I'm...just...ARGH
Humanity is doomed.

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R is a zombie. After a zombie apocalypse, he slowly moves through an America made up of collapsed buildings, rusted cars, shattered glass, and hollowed-out high-rises. He can speak only in grunts and simple syllables and craves human brains to get high on the memories they contain. After eating the brain of a suicidal teen, R is overcome with love for the teen's companion, Julie Grigio. R rescues Julie from certain death by his zombie pack and takes her back to his lair. She eventually leaves, and R follows her to back to Citi Stadium, the largest remaining human habitation.[2]
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Offline Cerebus

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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2012, 12:14:35 AM »
Oh God, it began shooting in my city, why!?
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Offline Moosetroop11

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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2012, 01:35:08 AM »
John Malkovich!
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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2012, 01:38:19 AM »
I KNOW, RIGHT?

Wait, sorry, my mood has actually improved since then.

Seriously, though, I think this sounds terrible.
No amount of John Malkovich can fix that for me.
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Offline FFL2and3rocks

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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2012, 02:26:29 AM »
Is it any worse than vampire romance movies that are based off of books?

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The studio behind The Twilight Saga, Summit Entertainment, is backing the film.

Oh.
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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2012, 03:02:00 AM »
Basically they took a good concept (the original novel, don't know if the book itself is good, but it most certainly did not have any zombie-human romance) and turned it into a sparkling zombie story.
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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2012, 03:07:11 AM »
D:
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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2012, 03:49:58 AM »
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Basically they took a good concept (the original novel, don't know if the book itself is good, but it most certainly did not have any zombie-human romance) and turned it into a sparkling zombie story.
Apparently there was...kinda.
According to Wikipedia (see quote on the OP), zombies eat brains to experience their memories or some bullshit.
Zombie eats brain of angsty teenager and falls in love with angsty teenager's girlfriend.

urgh
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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2012, 04:09:29 AM »
Nooooo! *fucks the what out of here through a gogdamn window.

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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2012, 04:50:09 AM »
Honestly it sounds like it could be amusing.
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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2012, 04:54:03 AM »
In a "Bile Fascination" way, possibly.
Can't say I'm going to hazard watching it, though.
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Offline Razor

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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2012, 10:00:02 AM »
Hollywood? Dead?
Read this whole article. The punchline is amazing, if not absolutely tragic.
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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2012, 03:51:06 PM »
Meh. Am I really supposed to be shocked?
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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2012, 04:46:50 PM »
I wonder if you shoot these zombies with shotguns in the head, they sparkle.
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Re: RIP, Hollywood
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2012, 05:22:04 PM »
Hollywood has been dead for ten decades if we believe the press.
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