Charas-Project

  • Home
  • Help
  • Search
  • Calendar
  • Login
  • Register
*
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 

News:

New forum theme up and running!



  • Charas-Project »
  • Off-Topic »
  • All of all! »
  • Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« previous next »
  • Print
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name  (Read 4410 times)

Offline MissingName

  • Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?
  • Exemplar
  • *
  • Posts: 1,919
  • The scotch is well hidden. So scram.
Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« on: November 20, 2012, 04:06:32 PM »
Looking through text logs and steam/skype chats, not to mention ordinary dinner conversations, I have realized my perception of "normal conversation" appears to be unusual.  A gem came up over this weekend... please note, this is not an isolated incident of "what the hell happened and why is there a textbook stapled to the ceiling."

[Some backstory for this set of conversations:  I sent a care package up to my friends B__, J__ and D__ at the old college.  The main thing was a set of keys belonging to B__ that found their way into my stuff. Among other things included were a can of peas (which I know they all hate) and a can of roasted silkworm pupae (as a joke).  Apparently hilarity ensued.]

-Weeks earlier. Steam.-

MN: I think I found your keys
MN: The ones you lost during spring break
B__: GIRL YOU SERIOUS
MN: There's a mailbox key, a dorm room key, what looks like a house key all on a Clarkson bottle opener.
B__: GOD DAMMIT LEEROY
B__: WHY THE F*** DO YOU HAVE THEM
MN: I found them in the front pocket of my trenchcoat.
MN: and you know I only usually wore that when we were drinking.
B__: But how
MN: We probably did the whole "YER DRUNK, STOP DRIVING AND GIVE ME THE F***ING KEYS" routine while we were wandering around the woods
B__: ...that's probably exactly what happened...

-Sunday, ~3 AM.  Steam.-

D__: I ATE THE PUPAE
D__: AND THEY WERE GROSS
D__: I PUKED
D__: WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS

-~11 AM. Texting-

MN: HE ATE THEM?!1?
B__: Yeah, he just woke us up and is making j__ drive him to walmart because he keeps puking now.
MN: uhhhhh
MN: Was he drunk when he ate them or something? I mean, expiration date was fine but seriously.  HE ATE THEM.
B__: Yeah, he claims food poisoning.  Its his own fault really
MN: 24 hours for food poisoning to incubate. Was he drunk?
B__: Yeah
MN: ...
B__: Dunno bro.
MN: Whole can?
B__: Just a couple. The liquid they were in was dark gray and looked vile
MN: uhhh it was BUG JUICES AND SUCH so yeah it'll look nasty.

-Sometime later-

MN: Make a canned pea beverage.  Preferably carbonated and at least 40 proof.
B__: I am going to vomit.
MN: COULD BE TASTY BRO.
B__: NOPE
MN: Still pukin'?
B__: Nah I think he's alive
MN: goddamn larvae. never expected y'all to actually eat them...

Moral of the story kids: Don't drink or you'll end up puking bug chunks everywhere.
Logged
<sig></sig>

Offline drenrin2120

  • Global Moderator
  • Sage
  • *
  • Posts: 6,101
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2012, 04:06:00 PM »
Uhh... well then! Where does one purchase a can of roasted silkworm pupae?
Logged

Offline Archem

  • One, one too many schizophrenic tendancies
  • Global Moderator
  • Over 9000!
  • *
  • Posts: 15,013
  • I made a fortune in toothpicks, but I lost it all in a fire.
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2012, 05:19:06 PM »
You guys are pretty normal, but your IQs seem a bit low.
Logged

Offline MissingName

  • Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?
  • Exemplar
  • *
  • Posts: 1,919
  • The scotch is well hidden. So scram.
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2012, 07:48:21 PM »
Quote from: drenrin2120 on November 21, 2012, 04:06:00 PM
Uhh... well then! Where does one purchase a can of roasted silkworm pupae?

Your neighborhood Korean market.  Next to the canned mango and lychee.

Quote from: Archem on November 21, 2012, 05:19:06 PM
You guys are pretty normal, but your IQs seem a bit low.
Quite.  Add in liquor and it drops down to "Potato."
Logged
<sig></sig>

Offline Archem

  • One, one too many schizophrenic tendancies
  • Global Moderator
  • Over 9000!
  • *
  • Posts: 15,013
  • I made a fortune in toothpicks, but I lost it all in a fire.
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2012, 07:53:34 PM »
I figured "potato" was a decent starting-off point...
Logged

Offline drenrin2120

  • Global Moderator
  • Sage
  • *
  • Posts: 6,101
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2012, 08:02:37 PM »
No offense MissingName, but have you always been such a brodude? xD

Honestly though, these conversation aren't much better then when me and my friends get together.
Logged

Offline Moosetroop11

  • Sage
  • *
  • Posts: 7,398
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2012, 12:39:01 AM »
I was gonna say the same as above but didnt want to hurt your feelings :p

On a lighter note, pupae eating is pretty gross.
Logged
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed this place.

Quote from: drenrin2120
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed you.

Quote from: fruckert
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed that welcome.

Offline daoman89

  • Sacrosanct
  • Exemplar
  • *
  • Posts: 1,114
  • When we die, will we only live on through memory?
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 08:34:38 PM »
I liked the keys conversation lol.

Mine are a little diffferent from normal people such as:

Me: Yo bitch

Steve: What it is bitch, what's up?

Me: Nothing bitch, how's your bitch?

Steve: Bitching as always, typical things bitches do.

Me:  What a bitch.  Bitches are good at bitching cause they're bitches, but what can you do bitch?

Steve:  Right? Bitches be crazy...

OR:

Me: Yo, what you doing?

Zach: Nothing.

Me: **** you!

Zach: Drew's pissin me off.  Won't shut the **** up.

Me: Make him take his damn nursing test, he's killing your mom.

Zach:  He only cares for himself.  You know that.

Me:  Whatever, let's buy some kittens and kill them tonight.

Zach: I thought you didn't wanna go to West Chester.

Me:  Need something to do, don't bring sean though, he's too weird out there.

Zach:  Yeah he is. "Lemme get that Yak!"

Me:  Yeah **** him.  We out at 9.

Zach: Oh word?

I'm sure everybody here talks to their friends in weird *** ways too.  It makes life better.
Logged
Oooh, she hangs out with cattle. You gotta mess with the easiest one and show them why they call you Mac Daddy Diamond Dave!

Offline Felix-0

  • And we'll never be
  • Royal
  • *
  • Posts: 3,563
  • (royals)
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2012, 08:44:15 PM »
Herp All the Derp
Logged
------------------------------------------------------------
Hence nothing remains except for our regrets...
------------------------------------------------------------

Offline Archem

  • One, one too many schizophrenic tendancies
  • Global Moderator
  • Over 9000!
  • *
  • Posts: 15,013
  • I made a fortune in toothpicks, but I lost it all in a fire.
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2012, 09:43:24 PM »
I basically make repeated sexual advances towards all of my male friends.

They continue to reject me...
Logged

Offline Zerlina

  • The Cloud that Rains on Your Parade
  • Exemplar
  • *
  • Posts: 1,871
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2012, 04:02:27 AM »
So...you just turn 21 or something...?
Logged
Quote from: lucas_irineu
You look like my grandmother.
edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.

Quote from: Dragonium
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.

Offline fruckert

  • Star-Star-Star-Star
  • Sage
  • *
  • Posts: 8,148
  • Not intended for public consumption
Re: Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2012, 04:30:22 AM »
This conversation is reminding me of Apples to Apples.
Because every time my family plays it, it's awful.
Logged
Quote
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
  • Print
Pages: [1]
« previous next »
  • Charas-Project »
  • Off-Topic »
  • All of all! »
  • Perfectly Normal Conversations in the World of Missing Name
 

  • SMF 2.0.10 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
  • XHTML
  • 2O11
  • RSS
  • WAP2
  • Simple Machines Forum