Charas Pub

[Razor]

And on that day, Drenrin was named...
   

QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE

Dren: Awesome!

Narrator (Samuel L Jackson of course): It was a different universe.
MIC: Hey, you're Samuel L Jackson!
SLJ: Yes, yes I am.
*Snake Eater walks into the bar*
Snake Eater: Hay guys!
MIC: (to Sam) You know this bar is actually a plane.
SLJ: I want that mother****ing snake off this mother****ing plane! *tackles Snake Eater, battle ensues*
Grandy: Oh no, not again!

[Grandy]

 Razor: What is it?
 Grandy: I dropped coffe and burned myself. Well, I'm suing this place.
 Razor: May I remind you that a) We don't sell coffee, only beer, good beer, and b) that coffee was not even hot.
 Grandy: Tell that to my lawyer!

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Hmmmm *Splashes coffee on himself* OMG! ME SUEING YOU!
Razor: MIC... it doesn't work if you do it on purpose.
MIC: OH THE PAIN!

[Moosetroop11]

*Sometime in the near future*

Warxe: *Punches the Judge in the face*

*A minute earlier*

Judge: I charge you with selling hot coffee and frightening people off of a plane! The verdict: DEATH!!! *Starts throwing gavels around again, one hits Warxe in the big blue eye thing*
Warxe: Aargh! The agony! I'll get you for this!

*Five minutes earlier*

MT11 in a suit: Excuse me, I represent both Grandy and Meiscool. I'm afraid the coffee in question was in fact your product.
Razor: Well how do you work that one out?
MT11: Well you see, AHA! *Kicks a hole in the side of the plane and pushes Grandy and MIC out, then jumps out himself* See you in hell, sucker!
Razor: ...I'd like to see that hold up in court.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Can I be the prosecutor?
Judge: It's a civil suit.
Warxe: I wanna be the prosecutor!
Judge: No!
Warxe: Fine, then I'll be the judge. *summons MT11*
MT11: That was pointless...
Warxe: I don't care. Eat him.
MT11: No.
Warxe: Fine then.

*5 minutes later*

Warxe dressed as the judge: (Man, that judge was not tasty at all...) Okay, let's get this over with. Moosetroop, give me one good reason why I should make Razor give your clients money.
MT11: Well-
Razor: I object!
Warxe: Sustained. Don't begin your sentences with "well", counselor.
MT11: Fine. Razor knew that he was selling faulty products, yet he didn't take them off the shelves!
Warxe: Razor, did you know that you were selling faulty products?
Razor: No.
Warxe: There you have it. I rule in the favor of the defendant.
MT11: I object!
Warxe: Overruled. I alredady made my decision. *slams gavel in slow motion*
Grandy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MIC: Hey, why are we still alive? I thought we jumped out of a plane.
Warxe: You're not alive. *the walls disappear* You're in HELLL!!!!!!!!
All: Not again...

[Grandy]

 Grandy: That makes sense, I aways thought in hell as a tribunal court.... but with more cosplayers.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Hmmmm *Thinks up plan, goes and touches wall* OWE! It burns! I'm sueing!
Grandy: Meiscool... you idiot.

[Fang_of_blades]

fang: *uses the bad coupon the man in the chicken suit gave him to tickle dren's stomach and gets puked out* ahhh stomach acid! i'm Sueing!
Dren: WTF!?! didn't i eat you?
fang: oh yeah, i'm sueing for that too
Dren: *shrugs then eats fang again*

[Moosetroop11]

Warxe: Not in hell you don't. You'll have to SUE SATANNNNN!!!!
MIC: 0_o?
Warxe: ...It had a nice ring to it. I like alliteration.

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Hey guys, look! All the things that MT11 ate are coming back to kick his ***!
MT11: What!? *He screams as a firetruck, drenin, Zero, Archem, MIC, Grandy, Razor, Spaceship, meteor, Stickman, Fuelpack, Charas Pub, Warxe, Music Player, Bluhman, Efil Roller Coaster, Lawyers, Xen, Red, Tomi, Ed, Mimo, Fire Hydrant, Amblence, Bank, trashcan, refridgerator, desk, Drace, ch-*
MT11: Oh no! There's to many to name and the show is ending!
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Samuel L Jackson: Will MT11 get out of this predicament alive, or will he be beat to death by the several things he as swallowed all these years? The later would be more entertaining, but you'll find out soon.

[Razor]

I just want to throw out there that the MIC-MT11-Warxe posts up there is the loudest I'd laughed in this thread for a long time. Bravo.

[Archem]

Archem: I want to sue, too...
MIC: Cool, we just need to know who and what for.
Archem: Uh... You. For... causing a laughter-induced heart-attack.
MIC: WTF?!
Archem: Well, I was down here for a reason, not just waiting to see who strolled by!
Mimo: Can I sue him too?
Archem: No. You used poor grammar.
Mimo:  

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Hey, Razor.
Razor: What?
Warxe: Knock-knock.
Razor: Who's there?
Warxe: Your face.
Razor: Your face who?
Warxe: *punches Razor in the face* Bwahahaha! *runs off*
Antichrist: Hey, I know you.
Warxe: That's nice. Hey, you wanna hear a joke?
AC: What?
Warxe: Knock-knock.
AC: Who's there?
Warxe: Your face.
AC: Your face who?
Warxe: *punches the Antichrist in the face* Hahaha! *runs off*
AC: I'm telling Daddy about this!
Warxe: Peh. He still owes me another foot wash. *keeps running*
AC: *looks at pubbers* ...well? Isn't someone going to go after him?

[Archem]

Archem: I would, but I still owe him a Get-Out-of-Trouble-Free card...
Razor: I don't know... he DID have a Sonic/Mario avatar for a while...
MIC: Why should I chase him down for YOU?!
Grandy: No thank you. If I go after him, I'll have to pay him that... body... part... washing that I owe him...
Drace: Well, he's NOT a lizard... So there's no point.
Mimo:  :unsure: Uh... He's got a pretty good head start... So no.
AC: That's it...              

[Drace]

Drace: Being in Hell sure explains why there are so many lawyers here.