Charas Pub

[Archem]

Archem: *chops Eh76's head off*
MIC: *blows Darrellito's head off* *and shoots Eh76's body for good measure*
Archem: *remembers heated conflict betwixt MIC and himself* Well, those days sure sucked.
MIC: What now?
Archem: *chops off MIC's head* That's for yelling at me!
And then something inevitably happens that caused MIC to come back and exact his gruesome revenge.
MT11: *looks at Warxe*
Warxe: ... It's happening again, isn't it? The thinking out loud thing?
MT11: Oh, no, of course not! Think about your deepest, darkest secrets for a minute, ok? It'll help you relacks!

[Dragonium]

*A large group of savages wearing masks made out of carved pieces of wood and carrying spears walks into the pub*

Savage 1: Awugga-wugga!

Savage 2: Uggyboogabooga!

Dragonium: It's happening again! *Runs out of pub with fingers in ears*

[Archem]

Archem: Savages, eh? Funny, they seem more civilized than about half the people here right now...
Ba-dum pish!
Warxe: You're sure now, right? I can almost hear it...
MT11: Oh stop imagining things! I'll tell you when it starts to happen again...

[Moosetroop11]

George Clooney: *Appears at window* Hey guys. The cops are after me for something I did in some generic con job movie. I need somewhere safe and warm to hide something very dear to me.
Tomi: IT'S HAPPENING AGAINNN!!! *Runs out of pub*
George: What? It's just a diamond that I stole... Aw who am I kidding. *Loads a tranquiliser gun and runs after Tomi*
Wow, I could so do him right now.

[WarxePB]

Warxe: Wait, I definitely heard that. Crap. *attempts to turn off thought speech thing, but finds that.... IT'S GONE!*
Dun dun DUNNNNNN!
George: I'm flattered, but... I have other things to do. *keeps running, followed by a bunch of generic faceless guys in police outfits with epic music in the background*

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: Hmmm... just an idea, but could we put the charas pub in Sanctuary?

[elementalhero76]

eh76 revives from revive stone item around neck: yeah what he said!

and then chops off mics head with his sword and feeds it to the savages.

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: We don't treat newcomers badly- quite the opposite. There's a very big difference between 'new' and 'funny'. If you're new and funny, then post, please do. But if you're new and don't have a sense of humour then you won't get much out of the pub.
MIC: *Kicks MT11 in the groin* Shut up.

[Darrellito]

Darrellito:*Repeatadily Kicks MIC in the groin, walks over, picks up his head, and duc tapes it back on. He then walks over the Archem and gives him a straight shot to the jewels. Then walks over to join the savages in their ritual dance with MIC's head.*

[Archem]

[Hey, we don't form "nerdy cliqs" and flame the new people, we flame each other a bunch, too. You're just new, that's about as far as it goes. You just need to learn to take the good with the bad, and to be geniunely funny when the time calls for it, not to be random or uninteresting.]

Archem: Oh sh*t! My jewels! They're worthless now!
MIC's disembodied head: My groin! It too is now worthless!
MIC's girlfriend enters the pub.
MIC's g/f: I heard that!
*canned laughter*

[Darrellito]

Darrellito:*walks over to MIC's girlfriend and kicks her in the baby hanger. Then comands the savages to follow the generic cops and George Clooney.*
Mt11: *Picks MIC up by the balls and throws him through a wall.* Never kick a mod in the oysters!
Darrellito: Alright Archem, I see what you mean. But i'm still gonna have to rip a deminsional hole and through you to the wolves by your nose hairs.
Archem: *Sigh* Make it quick...

[Meiscool-2]

MIC: The joke's on you bitch, I don't have a groin.
Darrellito: Oh no! I'm being sucked into Meiscool's vagina!!!!! *disappears*
MT11: I thought you were a guy? Hasn't this already been desided long ago?
MIC: That's true, but n00bs still believe I'm a girl.

[Archem]

Archem: Damn, this is some crazy **** goin' down here. I wish I had a nose right now, because I bet it'd smell fuckin' whacky!
*crickets*
Archem: Bad pun?
MIC: Yes. *takes insane revenge*

[Meiscool-2]

Darrellito: Talk talk talk talk talk
Archem: Someone should do something about this!
MIC: No.
Darrellito: Talk talk talk talk talk
Archem: What do you mean-
Darrellito: Talk talk talk talk talk
Archem: - no?
MIC: I mean do nothing
Archem: Exp-
Darrellito: Talk talk talk talk talk
Archem: -lain....
MIC: If you ignore cancer, it goes away.
Archem: *takes the hint*
Darrellito: Actually, if you ignore cancer, it will inevitibly ki-
MT11: Hye guys, my docter said I no longer have cancer!
All the children: Hurray!

[Emerates]

Emerates: MIC, I think you're very attractive.  Don't listen to Darrefucker over there.
MIC: That's flattering, but I'm a guy.  You should tell that kinda stuff to ZKX.
Emerates: The point stands.
Tomi: You had a point to this post?
Emerates: Yes.  Darrefucker's not that good at.... anything.