Charas Pub

[schilcote]

Schilcote: That's a good thought... Umm...

attrib Compilotron\batteries - undo chemreaction

Schilcote: Umm... I think that worked. Also, why isn't anybody dealing with the Weegee that is in the room here?

Weegee: *stares at missingname, turning him into a Weegee*

Schilcote: Cyprinadae.

[fruckert]

materialize.exe -t meme -sub hypnotoad.m

[schilcote]

Schilcote: *rips the Compilotron out of Fruckert's hands before he can press enter*
Schilcote: Mine.

del Weegee

Compilotron: You do not have permission to delete this file.

Schilcote: You know, for a confrontation with one of the most deadly forces in the universe, this event is pretty laid back.

[Grandy]

Grandy: 'Course it is. The excitement is happening at the other room. *opens door to show it*

Razor: *holding a massive broadsword* Now we stand! For freedom! For everyone, and the world which belong to us!
Warxe: By this hand shall be granted our victory, for we are the ones who will make it happen!
Osmose: Ours is the will to see this through, and to see this through we all shall see! Togheter!
Lucas: United!
Pablo: As one!
Weregnome: Razor! All of we believe in you! By our will, take thy sword and strike swiftly! The foul beast must be slaim!
Razor: Everyone... give me your strenght!

*Genki Dama moment, a light of aura from everyone flies into Razor, including from grandy and the others back in the other room who act surprised*

 *Razor starts glowing blue, hair flying upwards, the ground cracks under him*

 Razor: This is my final attack! Soul..... WAVE *cuts air, a beam of compressed energy flies through the room and through the wall, cutting it in half, debris flies all around*

 Razor: It.. is over.

 *the cloud of dust subdues, a small rat runs out of it*

 Razor: Bugger this for a lark! We missed! Alright guys, again, this time as if we mean it!
 Lucas: Man, can we rest for a little? I gave you my life force three times already, it must have cut my lifespan by a few days, and you keep missing the wave! Let Warxe do it, at least he can aim alright.

Grandy: *closes door* Excitement, indeed.

*Weegee creeps up behind him*

Grandy: And now I'm gone. *smokes ball away*

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed: *chmod -R 777 WeeGee*
Ed: *rm WeeGee*

*WeeGee vanishes*

Ed: Problem solved. Now to complete my latest work, a Giant Mechanical Tower of Whimsy!!

[schilcote]

replace Whim Flim

*tower of whimsy becomes tower of flimsy*

Schilcote:*blows on tower*

[schilcote]

restore Schilcote.bak

Schilcote: It's not like this is a serious RP. I can use my compilotron all I want. Also, it has automatic backup and restore functions, so I can never be destroyed as long as the battery dosn't run out, and as long as I keep recharging the battery, that won't happen. Internet is not srs bsns.

Schilcote: Now, who's up for bagels?

[Grandy]

Grandy: *unplugs compilotron's battery pack*

[MissingName]

*MissingName examines the battery.
MissingName: I wonder what happens if you put it in the microwave.  Do we have a zapbox in this bar?

[_JeT_]

Jet: *just appears out of thin air* Bagels? BAGELS!? *kicks Schilcote in the crotch, snatches the compilotron, and vanishes*

Random Spectator: Quite.

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Ed begins to rebuild Tower of Whimsy*

Ed: Thanks to shilcote, we won't have our log rides until next year!

[Angel Walter]

Angel: What!? No log rides? This is the most terrible thing to happen since Twilight! Don't worry Ed, I'll help you!
*Angel begins helping Ed to rebuild*
Ed: Wait! First we need to sort out wages!
Angel: I thought I wasn't getting any!
Random Spectator (From earlier): Quite.
Ed: That's that sorted out then! Next item, where did all the cogs go?

[fruckert]

Fruckert: Cogs? Cogs?! COOOOGS?!?!
Fruckert: *explodes*

[Angel Walter]

Angel: Uh, does anyone wanna explain what happened to Fruck?
Everyone: Nope.

[Angel Walter]

Angel: I will avenge Fruckert's death!
Lucas: You barely knew him!
Angel: Exactly!
Lucas: What!?
Angel: Never mind... Let's just go get a drink.