Charas Pub

[Darkfox]

Lightwolf: ... ... ... *puts on some sunglasses that look like Duke Nukem's and walks over to Razor* I bet you can't recognise me! HAHA!!

[El Presidente]

El Prez: Oh, hey Lightwolf. My oh my, you're looking a lot like Duke Nukem today.
Lightwolf: *Pulls out a giant mallet from nowhere and swings for El Prez, but misses, knocking over his drink*
El Prez: *Eye lasers melt the stool which Lightwolf is sitting on*

[Razor]

*Superman flies in*
SM: THAT IS MY TRICK! CRUSH YOU!
El Prez: Wuh oh.
SM: *picks up El Prez by the feet, and crushes on his forehead the way a normal man would crush a beer can, until he is a foot tall* *puts El Prez on the floor, and melts him with aforemention laser vision.
El Prez: Ow.

[Drace]

*Drace walks around and slips causing him to fall on the ground*

[El Presidente]

El Prez: *Puts on a magician's hat and summons Super Nova in the general direction of SuperMan*

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11 walks in*
MT11: "Hi!"
Grandy: "And HOW did you get back?"
MT11: "Well..."
Drace: *Gets up* "NO! Not after the TenatiousD lyrics. No more far fetched stories!"
MT11: "But I was abducted by aliens..."

*Razor throws MT11 in the way of oncoming Supernova*

[Drace]

(you probably don't know but i like the song Tribute)
Drace: *Walks around, slips and falls again* Damnit Razor! Clean this damn place for ones I'm slipping over all the blood.
Red: Umm, didn't the pubs change as the other one was destroyed?
Drace: Then tell me how all this blood comes here on the ground.
Darkfox: Drace, you can better see the doctor.
Drace: Why?
Grandy: Cause you're slipping over your own blood!
Drace: *looks at his body with has a lot of holes in it* Uggghhh......
*passes out*
Grandy: Shouldn't we summon something to heal him?

[Darkfox]

Ace: Nahhhhh...

[Razor]

Razor: I like the way you think! You're promoted!
Ace: To what?
Razor: A barfly.
Ace: What was I before?
Razor: A barfly.
Ace: What's the difference?
Razor: Watch that mouth boy, or I'll bust you down to Barfly so fast your hat'll spin!
Ace: But I like this hat. I stole it from Gene Wilder.

[El Presidente]

El Prez  to no one in particular: I'm thinking of giving up my evil ways... Having a fresh start, really making something of myself. Hey, Razor can I have a job here at the bar?
Razor: Hmm, I'm gonna have to see some qualifications.
El Prez: *Pulls out suitcase full of awards and certificates*
Razor: Oh no, no, no! I wanna see some credentials!
El Prez: Aaaah, forget it! Maybe I can be a busboy. Yes, a busboy which will take over the world! No one ever suspects the busboy!

[WarxePB]

Xios: That's a brilliant idea! No one ever suspects the busboy! MUAHAHAHAHAH! *summons an army of skeleton knights, and marches   out of the pub*
Kratos: And he said he was giving up his evil ways...
El Prez: That was me.
Kratos: Indeed.
Samurai Guy: That's my line!
Kratos: *draws sword* You want to back that up?
SG: Bring it!
*Kratos and SG go outside*
Razor: I'm losing customers!
Warxe: No problem. *summons a few random barflies*
Razor: Thanks. Now pay me.
Warxe: Okay. *gives Razor money*
Wait a second... *turns to Razor, but Razor is already gone*
Red: You're such a dope.
Warxe: *sigh* Yeah...

[Drace]

Drace: Ugh. *get's up* What happend?
Red: He's awake.
Warxe: Let me handel this. *grabs a baseball bat and hits Drace on his head*
Drace: What was that supposed to be?!
Warxe: Damn rubber baseball bats. Razor! Get some real baseball bats. I sell them.
Razor: Well show me.
Warxe:*Get's some baseball bats*
Razor: Ok, I'll take these. Now pay me.
Warxe: *pays Razor and turns around with a real baseball bat*
Red: He did it again.
Warxe: *Realizes it and turns around, but Razor is allready gone*
D'oh!!!
Drace: Well that how it go's.
Warxe: That's it! *Hits Drace on the head*
Drace: Kadamn it, stop doing it with that damn rubber bat!
Warxe: But how?
Red: You sold Razor rubber baseball bats.
Warxe: Double D'oh!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moosetroop11]

(I like the song too or I wouldn't know those words off by heart)
MT11: "Is it just me or have most of the pub members dissapeared?"

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Probly its just you *looks around* Nah, you're right, they're gone...
 Warxe: And my Random Barfly summon?
 Grandy: *Turns to Warxe* I.... really dont know where they are.... maybe..... in someones stoma- Uh... In a cave...
 Warxe: Is that blood in your mouth?
 Grandy: No
 Warxe: I can't believe you
 Grandy: No
 Warxe: A, okay, now I understand...
 Razor: Good, now pay me.
 Warxe: *Pays Razor*
 Red: He did it again...
 Warxe: Not this time
 *A enormous explosion sound is heard*
 Red: Now, what was that?
 Warxe: Explosive Money.
 *Starts crappy commercial music*
 Music:  Explosive money, Explosive money, it kills everione who own money!!!! Explosive money is sold in the next door, talk to Grandy, we don't return your money, and don't try to return our, we know the difference.
 Red: Where this music came from?

[Darkfox]

Ace: *nudges Razor* You know whst this pub could use? A few gambling tables. Some betting... and with me here I could gain you a great profit, because I never lose a bet.

Lightwolf: I bet...

Ace: Yes. And you alreadly lost, give me a 20.

Lightwolf: Darnit! *gives Ace a 20* Hey... wait a... *anvil falls on his head and he falls unconcious*

Ace: *pockets the 20 and grins* See what I mean?