Charas Pub

[Archem]

Wolly falls off his barstool, then promptly gets back up. Unfortunately, he gets it. Right in the back of his head. A splattery crowbar whack. Fortunately for him, he's a zombie. With a heart of gold. And rotting flesh. Yeah... But the people near him totally get blood and grey matter all over their fancy dry clean only dress shirts. And thus, an angry mob is formed.
Wolly: Wow. I sure do have a habit of screwing things up big in a hurry, don't I?
DarkFlood: I hate you, Wolly.

[Drace]

 And now back to Drace

Drace: *burp*

 Thank you Drace

[Archem]

DF: And now for our blackey weather report, we go to Ollie. Ollie?
Ollie: It's gon' rain!
Wolly: Hmm...
Darky: Will you stop saying that!?
Wolly: Never! Now then... Hmm... Ollie? How's it going now?
Ollie: It's rainin' sideways!
Wolly: Whoa! That's spiffin'!
DF: Thank you, Ollie.

[Dragonium]

Welcome to Big Pub. It is time for the first task. Everyone should strip down to their underwear and dance to the cheesy hula music while our ratings go sky-high and we earn millions.

Dragonium: Why are--

Drace: *In underwear* Just do as the voices tell you!

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11 bursts through the door and eats Darkflood, Wolly, Ollie, Darky and Archem2. Then he swallows an armed nuclear warhead*

MT11: What's up guys?

[Dragonium]

MT11: Wait, why are --

Dragonium: *Dancing to cheesy hula music in underwear* Just do as the voices tell you!

[Archem]

Wolly: Hmm...
Darky: Somebody, please! Stop him!
Wolly: Shouldn't I be making him sick? I AM rotting and all...
The nuke totally farts.
MT11: Uh oh...
Then he vomits all over. Literally.
Wolly: Yay! I feel minty fresh!!!
Darky: Why does he keep typing "Darky" for my name? It's annoying!

[Great_Emperor_Khan]

Khan enters the pub...

KH: This floor never gets clean...
KH: I want a mongol red wine please...
*he sits and get his drink and watch the guys*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Oh, oh, oh! Brazilian! ...or at least someone who knows portuguese... Time for initiation ritual!

[Razor]

Whoever Grandy was talking about: What's this ritual?
Razor: You must find us... a shrubbery!

[Archem]

Wolly: Ooh! I love shrugguerry!!!
Darky: I believe he said "strawberry".
Wolly: Even better!
Ol' whatsisnamethatGrandywuztalkin'bout(from this point on to be known an whatsisname): Nooo!!! I HATE Stranglebarry!
Barry: Nooo! I HATE gettin' strangled!
Razor: Pardon me, but WHO THE HELL IS BARRY?!!?

[Drace]

Fred: ... Come on Barney, let's go home and rape your wife.
Barney: Ok Fred, but only this time.

[Razor]

Weregnome: Wow, that's more screwed up than the time the Jetsons fell to their death.
Everyone: ...
Weregnome: What? I haven't said anything for a while...

[Archem]

Wolly: Brains?
Wolly takes a chomp outta the back of Weregnome's head, only to reveal a hollowed out cavern.
Wolly: Whoa! I bet there's treasure in there somewhere! C'mon, guys! Let's go RPGing! I mean exploring!
So everybody climbs in to begin a-sploring this mysterious cavern. Even Weregnome...

[Drace]

 Lucky Luke shoots faster than his shadow

Drace: Maybe it's because shadows can't shoot?

 Could someone kill him

Drace: *falls through a hole* *fire appears* Argh! The pain! The pain!

 Ok, thank you. Now where wer...

Drace: Hello?! I'm stil alive! I'm severely burned! Could you send someone down here?!

 Hold on a sec *grabs phone* He's still alive ... yeah, could you do that? ... ok, good. Ahem, where was I...

Drace: Hello?! Oh, the doors open! Hey! Are you guys gett... *BAM*

 Ok, now that that is sol...

Drace: You shot me! In the leg! Damn you! *BAM*

 O..

Drace: Damn you! You shot me again! *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*

 *waits* Ok, that's solved...