Charas Pub

[Dragonium]

Demonic Lawyer: Under the Film Ripping-Off Act of 2005, I hereby order a fee with unlimited liability; your possessions will now be repossessed.

Drace: Since when was that an act?

DL: Since five minutes ago.

Drace: Oh. So what will you be taking?

DL: Oh, nothing much. *Goes into next room*

Grandy: *Muffled* Hey... Hey, where are you putting that?!

DL: *Muffled* It's Drace's fault.

*Muffled screams*

[Archem]

Wolly: Heeey! That ride looks like fun! Can I go next?
Drace: Yeah... Sure...
Wolly: Hooray!
Wolly gets in "line" for the "ride". While waiting, he reads a pamphlet of technical terms and their basic meanings.
Wolly: Whoa! This'n's a real brain bender! Too bad I ain't got much of a brain... It kinda rotted since I zombified...
Darky: Whuzit say?
Wolly: LOSS OF LIFE: You die.
Darky: Uhh... That's not all tha-
Wolly: Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Here's a REAL good one!
Ahem! NURSING HOME CARE: You must be confined to a licensed nursing home while under continuous care by a physician for at least 14 consecutive days.
Grandy: Noo!! I'm being taken to #2 on the list!!! I'm not THAT old!
Yet...
Razor: You know what? That last one was pretty confusing if you write it instead of read it.
Darky: I concur!... Wait... No it's no-
Wolly: And that's the true meaning of Christmas, Charles Afro-American!
Everyone: Gasp!
Wolly: ... What? I'm being *Ahem* "politically correct"!
Darky: ... Uhh... Oxmoron there?
Drace: By Jove, I think he's right!
Razor: Quite right! Quite right!
MT11: Bloody good show, eh old chaps?
Wolly: Hmm... What be the dee-a-l with the Britty talk folks?





*Those two terms are actually printed on a pamphlet from Pearl Vision. Just thought you'd like to know.

[Razor]

MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD
Razor: Ain't been on Charas for too long (slightly over a day), let's see what's up.
*AFTER VIEWING ALL OF ALL*
Razor: Alright, now for Forum Gaming... Ah, my beautiful Pub. Let's see what's happened.
Razor: *reads last post* *head a splodes*

[Drace]

Drace: *shakes head* I know. Shamefull.

[Archem]

BACK IN THE... uh... PUB WORLD... OR INSIDE WEREGNOME'S HEAD WORLD...
Wolly: Well then...
Darky: Cool. I found an Ice Key.
MT11: I bet it opens the Ice Lock on the Ice Door.
Wolly: Nah. I already shoved a banana in the lock. I thought it would open the door, but it made it explode instead.
Long, awkward silence.
Darky: I hate you Wolly.

[Razor]

Meanwhile, in the pub.
Razor: They've been gone a while.
Drace: Yeah, who'da thought WG's head would contain a dungeon?
Razor: Aren't there usually boss monsters in dungeons?
RRRAAAAAAAOOOAAAAARRRHHHHH!!!!
Weregnome: Sorry, that was my stomach. Haven't eaten anything in a while.

[Archem]

Wolly: Well, we hasn't been here too long, so I guess we can't really fight a boss monster yet... But, being a completely inept, overly cliche goofy side-kick-like character who for some terrible reason is getting his own game, I can change all that in a matter of hours! Probably for the worse...

Ten minutes later...

Everyone is hanging upside-down in a dungeon by some chains in a cell guarded by Lord Tri-Black Demon/Dragon guards with a shallow pool of blood beneath them.

DarkFlood: I hate you some more, Wolly.



*Lord Tri-Black Demon/Dragon- Basically a very big three headed dragon of immense power with demonic powers and... stuff...

[Darkfox]

Darkfox: Go fish!

*Lord Tri-Black Demon/Dragon explodes*

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: The new pub sucks... I want the old one back, without this random questing and stuff.

-Razor: But random questing is fun! It adds a new level to the pub!

-Warxe: Fine! Then I'll go do some random quest!

And so Warxe the valiant knight set out to become king of the world by collecting the 7 gems known as the Rendersa...

-Razor: Not that kind of random questing... more like:

And so Warxe the [STRIKE]valiant knight[/STRIKE]random drunkard set out to become king [STRIKE]of the world[/STRIKE]drunkard by collecting the 7 [STRIKE]gems[/STRIKE]beer kegs known as the [STRIKE]Rendersa[/STRIKE]Kings of Alcohol...

-Warxe:

[Darkfox]

AND THEN

Broly: Nobody will beat me for I am an overmuscular insane weirdo with too much hair and a seriously bad tendacy to rip my clothes! *explodes*

FFL: Your DBZ SUPERVILLAIN ASPLODE'D!

Warxe: Thats it!

FFL: AGHHHH!!!

*Warxe chases FFL with a... SPORK!*

[Dragonium]

Generic Sister: Bro, while you were sleeping in, the village burned to the ground, Dad went missing, and the Princess was kidnapped.

Generic Hero: Darn!

[Darkfox]

Random Villager: Oh and some uncle that just happened to be the king has died and you must inherit his throne before your evil cousin takes it.

[Archem]

All in seven days while stopping a mad man and his super-advanced army from destroying the world!!!
Wolly: Yeah, but where's the passion?
Err... And win the heart of a loved one... through... song?
Wolly Hmm... Sounds like crap... Overly used... Perfect.

[Grandy]

Generic Sister: Oh, plus you have to learn how to control the demon within you.

[Archem]

Not to mention finding the ice key to open the ice lock... Which Wolly BROKE!
Wolly: Hey! Anybody would have made that mistake! Who knew bananas (and their high level of flammable, unstable potassium) could blow it up? I mean, come on!
You know what, Wolly? Shove it up your ***!