Charas Pub

[Grandy]

 Grandy*turn to Razor*: Uh... Question.
 Razor: What?
 Grandy: Does anyone here ever pay after drink?
 Razor:.....*checks the money*...*walk to outside the pub* *Come back with a shotgun*
 Razor: Okay, everyone. If ya dont wanna lose yar damn lives start to pay NOW!!!

[Xen]

Xen: OR! I could just get a pen out and write something on this wall here....
*Xen writes something on the 'Wall of Authority'*
Xen: HA HA!!!!
*The writing says  Geduef urieru ffjair deguee,ire ruilrrren riueryyoyj tksyuttusnuu srjrttgtk!!! *
Grandy: Eh?
Xen: *Looks at what he wrote* DAMMIT! I'll never learn how to write.....

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Let me write. *Write in the wall: no shotguns in the pub*
 Razor: Damn.*throw the shotgun away*

[Robotam]

Robotam: A pub shouldn't have rules dammit!
Razor: Hell no! *takes the shotgun back*
Robotam: Okay. Who wants to go for a drink?
Razor: Heheh! *Aims at Robotam*

[Grandy]

 Razor: Okay, you all start to pay!
 Grandy: Well, we stay at the pub all the time, we dont really have a job, do we?
 Xen: I have *pay*
 Red: I already dead, he cant do naything to me.
 Warxe: I have money *pays*
 Robotam: Me too *pay*
 *Razor aim Grandy*
 Grandy: I... uh... well......RUN AWAY!!!!
 *Grandy jump through the window*
 Grandy's voice: Oh, yeah! I didnt drink anything.

[Xen]

Razor: Thanks for your money y'all!
Xen: *thinking* Good job I had some of that Monopoly money to give to Razor. He'll never know.... *thinking* Y..yeah....
Razor: HEY! SOMEONE GAVE ME MONOPOLY MONEY!!!!
Xen: Yeah....I....wonder who...gave...Razor...some Monopoly money...instead of real....money.......gotta go!*runs away*

[Red Giant]

Razor: DAMN YOU XEN!!
Red: Hey Razor. Ever thought of getting... you know... strippers in the bar?
Razor: No.
Red: Why nooot?!
Razor: Well, one most of the people in here are too young.
Red: But letting them DRINK is ok with you?
Razor: And B, I think it's tasteless. The women in here will probably agree with me.
Red: One woman! And she's already too drunk to know what's going on!
Biebermaus: Actually, I havent touched the beer ye-
Red: Heheh, see how she is?
Xen: I'm back! Is the heat off yet?
Razor: Yeah, I forgot all about that monopoly money thing.
Xen: Great! *Takes a chair*.

[Neonlare]

Neonlare: Ale please Bartender
*Walks up to Red giant, Ale mug in hand*

Neonlare: How's your day going freind?

Neonlare: *Yells* ALL OF YEZ, LOOK AT MY TOPICS! LOOKY LOOKY!

*Collapses*

Go review Relinquo...

NOW

[Grandy]

 Grandy*looks to Neonlare*: Can anyone explain to me what was that?
 Xen: Its a random scream, you get used after awhile.
 Red: BILBO BAGGINS, THE BRAVEST LITTLE HOBBIT OF THEN ALL!!!
 Xen: See?

[Razor]

*gets the shotgun and points it at neonlare*
Razor: Hey you! Can't you read the wall of authority? No plugging of your threads in my bar!
Neonlare: O_o
Razor: Yeah, you do that. However plugging of sites is appreciated, like my DeviantART at http://lupinewarlord.deviantart.com, which hasn't been updated the Charas Election 2004! Now that's deviancy!

[Xen]

Xen: Can I have a gun Razor?
Razor: Oh no....Don't you remember what happened last time?
Xen: Yeah...but that was PAGES ago!!!!
Razor: No! You ain't having a gun!
Xen: I wanna shoot stuff! C'mon! Please!
Razor: Nope.
Xen: WHY?
Razor: I just told you why!
Xen: Yeah.....but.....WHY?
Razor: OH FINE!!!! *Gives his shotgun to Xen* TAKE IT!!!!
Red: You can't do that! The wall of authority says that weapons of any kind MUSTN'T be given to people who have records of being mentally insane!
Xen: *To Red* Quiet you! I went to the mental asylum and I got the T-shirt!
*Xen holds up a T-shirt that says: I was mentally insane for a total of 3 years and all I got was this [STRIKE]lousy[/STRIKE]  excellent T-shirt!*
Razor: Red is right! *Takes his Shotgun back from Xen*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Uhn... Does anyone care to explain what happened the last time Xen got a gun?
 Razor: Its not a pretty story:
*Flashback*
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*The Charas Pub in the Page 18*
 Xen: Can I have a gun?
 Razor: Sure, behind the bar, but don't touch that rocket launcher!!! I'm saving that!
 *2 minutes later, Xen is seen flying throgh the wall*
 Xen's voice*Fading into the distance*: I have no regrets!
 Razor: So THATS where I put that gun from Men in Black....
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*Flashback ends*
 Grandy: Oh... That must hurt.
 Xen: You have NO idea.

[Xen]

Razor: He STILL hasn't paid for all his damages to this Pub!
Xen: I knew you'd understand!

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Now that I'm thinking... Two questions: Where's Zero, and what Xen did with the MIB weapon?

[Xen]

Zero: *drunk* What're......ya...t..talkin....'bout.........I......right...here.....
Grandy: Okaaaay....*To Xen* What did you do with the MIB gun?
Xen: HEY! This isn't my life story! Oh wait, the gun is right here. *picks out MIB gun from his pocket*