Charas Pub

[Grandy]

 Grandy: I'm back! So, what happened?
 *Some time later*
 Grandy: So, Godzilla came to the pub, Razor became giant, midgets, Warxe died, unlogical things.... nothing unusual?

[Darkfox]

Ace: If it can't die it's all the more fun for me!!
Elmo: Elmo sing song!
*Ace begins snapping his finger causing bunches of stuff to fall on Elmo, catching Elmo on fire, dripping acid on him, boiling water, etc.*

---Hours later---

Ace: *shoots Elmo with double dessert eagles*
Elmo: Ok, Elmo had enough! Elmo activate self destruct! *explodes*
Ace: Darn right! Whoohoo! Feelin like a new Godbeast! Actually... now I feel tired... *puts guns away, falls over on a barrel breaking it revealing that trashcan monster who is crush under Ace*

Oscar: AGH! *dies*

Announcer: Triple K.O.!

[WarxePB]

-N'tor: That's my job.
-Announcer: No it isn't.
-N'tor: It's mine now...
-A'cer: And the Narrator is coming towards me with a script... He's reading it... *a giant fist crushes A'cer* Goodboy, folks... *dies*
-N'tor: I never really liked him anyways.
*Mother Earth appears in a puff of leaves and other organic stuff*
-M.E: Did you kill your brother again?
-N'tor: But Ma, he stole my job!
-M.E: That's no reason to kill him. *revives A'cer* Now don't do it again, or I'll tell Dad about it.
-A'cer: Thanks, Ma.
-N'tor: *mutters something*
*M.E disappears*

[ES2005]

ES2005: Well, now that we sem to be calmed down, let's drink. This is a pub right?
ES32005: On the house!
ES2005: Shut up. You don't exist.
ES2020: But I do.
ES2043: I do too.
ES2012: Me too.
ES20053: I'm real too!
ES2005: Aw crap.
*ES2005 nails ES20053 to the ground with a sword, while stabbing at ES2043 with a beer bottle*
ES2005: Help please?

[WarxePB]

-Xios: Hmmm... How many more of those do you have?
-E52005: ?
-Xios: I'll buy all of your clones off of you.
-E52005: How much?
-Xios: Your life. *points a Chameleon saber at E52005*
-E52005: Seriously, how much?
-Xios: I am serious. *there's a very serious look on Xios' face*
-E52005: Fine. They're all yours.
-Xios: Perfect... Now I can rebuild my undead army... *walks out of pub snickering*
-Kratos: How many times has he said that?
-Razor: 3, I think.

[ES2005]

ES2005:Wonder why he didn't kill me...
Warxe: Maybe he did..maybe I'm not here....
ES2005: I..I see a light...waitaminute.
*ES2005 throws a dead body beside him into the light*
*he returns to the pub*
ES2005: Hi, I'm back.
Xios: I have returned as well....Undead army, attack him!
ES20053: Blood...
ES2005...

[Darkfox]

Saide: *appears again and points to Xios* Yeah! I will stomp you!!

[Razor]

Razor: Speaking of mother nature -
Warxe: That was sooo 5 posts ago.
Razor: shut up. my internet was stuffing up then. So anyway, Father Time. He was written into the Smurfs. Father Time... that old spiteful bastard. He - *suddenly turns a hundred years old*
Razor: Dat sonova pan makesh me loosh my teef *turns 4*
Razor: I WANT CANDY!!!
Warxe: Ha! Lookadim, he's like, 3 feet tall.
NHP: Aww, he's so cute!
Razor: Hey bloo hair, got candy?
Warxe: Candy is bad for children your age.
Razor: I hate you! *kicks Warxe in groin*
Warxe: Arg! My groin! (think back to the episode "Look who's criticising dinner" of the simpsons, with in the last 20 seconds)
NHP: Hey you can't do that!
Razor: ...
NHP: ...
Razor: *punches NHP in the nose* Whoooopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop! *runs around*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Hey, Razor is just 4-years old, anyone know what this means?
 All the pub at the same time: FREE BEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
 Razor: No, I'll tell to my mommy, you'll see!

[Razor]

*fortunately when Little Razor eats a banana, he becomes BANANAMAN!!*
The world: WTF?
Bananaman: No free beer for you lot!
Darkfox: Whaha! But when I eat an apple I become
Red: predictable.
*one apple later*
Appleman: APPLEMAN! BANANAMAN'S ARCH ENEMY!

*long battle ensues*

[Darkfox]

Kijuki: And when I eat cheese I become...

Red: Lemme guess, Cheeseman?

*Kijuki eats cheese and becomes Samurai Guy*

Samurai Guy: Indee... er... not indeed!

Kid: Golly gee Samurai Guy, the Limburger Lasher is robbing the grocery store of milk products!

Samurai Guy: Oro? That fiend! I will thwart him, that I will! *flies off destroying the roof... AGAIN!*

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: *Sips drink thoughtfully* "What happened to that Wedding?"

[Xen]

Xen: Mmmmm......apples..... *drools* Mmmm....bananas.... *drools*

*Xen picks up Appleman and Bananaman and eats them*

Appleman and Bananaman: ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Xen: Hey! Everyone is transforming! I can do that too! *begins straining* Transforming....Transforming!!!! *Xen does a loud fart* Oh... I could transform into a human and back anyway... *shrugs shoulders* Oh well..

*Xen grabs his stomach in pain*

Xen: UGGGHHHH... I don't feel too good...

*Appleman and Bananaman are fighting each other in Xen's stomach, Xen spits them out*

Xen: Ahhh....that's better... Hmmm...seems quiet...

*Xen looks around to see that his fart has knocked everyone out*

Xen: Uhhhh....gotta go! *Xen flies away*

*Everyone recovers*

[ES2005]

ES2005: Notice How people keep saying something and not following the last person's post?
ES32005: Yeah.
ES2005: Shut up.
Razor(4 yrs.): I WANT CANDY!
ES2005: Can you handle him? I feel uncomfortable around children...
ES2005: Wait... Why does it smell so bad in here? *sniffs*
ES2005: Xen....

[Darkfox]

*Psychosis wanders in, only a tad more than half the height of Darkfox climbs up into a chair and sits down, long tail waving about*

Neth: What is that thing? A dog?

Red: Maybe it's some kind of large rodent...

Razor: Maybe... it's... uhhh... lupine!

Dark Samus: ... ... ... ... your all idiots... CRUSH YOU ALL!! *blasts Red who is uneffected* wha?

Red: Anti-energy blast cream.

Samurai Guy: Unless it's cheese I care not, that I don't.

Guy: Enough with the cheese...

Samurai Guy: Blasphemy! That it is!