Charas Pub

[WarxePB]

-Xios: YES! I WHUPPED YOU!
-Kratos: ....
-Red: Since when did we have a DDR machine in here?
-Warxe: Since about 5 minutes ago.
-Xios: We were bored, so I got Warxe to summon one.
-Samurai Guy: Indeed!
-Kratos: ...
-Xios: Who wants to challenge the undisputed god of DDR?
-???: Me.
*Cloak walks in*
-Xios: Draknitis? Hah hah HAH!
-Cloak: You're mine, Xios.
*Cloak pulls off a bunch of combos that would be impossible to do  unless you didn't have a skeleton*
-Xios: Well... uh... *attempts to match Cloak, but fails horribly*
-Cloak: See! I rule!
-Metroid: Squee! *latches onto Warxe's head*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *looks at Warxe* Should we help him?

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: Naw, it's okay. Remember, I'm half-immortal, so even if I'm drained of my life force, I'll just revive. Plus, she's hungry.
-Psychosis: She?
-Warxe: Yep.

-Dark Samus: *points to Cloak* CRUSH J00!
-Cloak: Ha ha. Bring it.
*Dark Samus gets onto the DDR platform*
-Cloak: Let's go.
*Cloak and DS get into a heated DDR competition*
-DS: CRUSH J00! *shoots Cloak, but to no avail*
-Cloak: Heh. Draknitis Guard, remember?
-DS: Grrr...
*Cloak wins*
DS: *explodes*
-Cloak: Bring on the next victim!

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: I never knew DDR competetions were so hazardous to one's health... then again I didn't know hamburger was either.

Lightwolf: Somthing still baffles me...

Psychosis: What?

Lightwolf: are you a girl or some prettyboy?

Psychosis: *sweatdrop* Figure it out, cuz I'm not tellin.

Lightwolf: Uhhhhh... duhhh... *thinks hard* mmm... pizza...

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Warxe, its safe to keep those things?
 Warxe: What, the Cuten?
 Grandy: ... you call your metroid Cuten?
 Warxe: Yes, dont worry, he couldn't be bad to a fly.
 *Metroid jumps in Grandy face*
 Grandy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
 Warxe: She just wants to play.
 Grandy: THIS is how it play? I dont want to know what it does if it wants to kill!!!

[Razor]

Razor: *pulling on Warxe's coat* mummy, mummy, kin I keep him?
Warxe: I'm not your mother, and what are you ta...keeng... a...booowwwt... O.o
Razor: *holding on to Metroid Prime's true form*
Warxe: sure, keep him, whatever! *does a running jump double somersult back flip behind bar*
Judge1: *10*
Judge2: *10
Audience: *cheers*
Judge3: *9.5*
Audience: *boos* *lynches Judge 3*
Razor: Yay! I will keep him, and feed him, and love him ev-er-ry-day! And I shall brush his hair, and call him Clyde!
Metroid Prime: *sweatdrop* *eats Warxe*
Warxe: It's Sai'Kar all over again! Nooooooo *eaten*

[ES2005]

ES2005: Is this a pub, or is it just a place where we do whatever we want?
Razor: Uhmm......
ES2005: Or are you too stupid to know which it is?
Razor: Shut up you mean man.
*throws a sword at ES2005*
ES2005: Ow.
Clyde: RED!
Razor: Yes, this cowwer is wed.
Clyde: HUNGRY!
Razor: How about eating this?
*holds up ES2005*
ES2005: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: *wraps her tail around her waist* Don't want anybody stepping on that.

Hulk: *bursts in* CRUSH YOU!!!

Psychosis: Fix that wall and act more civilised you big green oafe.

Hulk: Uh... okie dokie. *fixes wall and sits over at a tables* Waiter, I say waiter. Could I please have some soup?

Guy: How did you do that!?

Psychosis: *smiles* My little secret.

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11 frantically tries to beat seymore 3rd form on FFX*
Razor: "Hey! No PS2s in here! Drink or get out!"
MT11: "Shaddup Shaddup Shaddup... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN LANCE OF ATROPHY!"

[Razor]

Razor: Well, look at that - I'm back at my original age, what ever that is!
Darkfox: How'd that happen?
Razor: Well apparently MooseTroop didn't read any of the last posts since the age changing, and mentioned me at my normal tone of voice!
Some guy: And Seymour is easy as piss!
Another guy: Assuming that piss is easy.
Razor: Would you two leave?

[Moosetroop11]

MT11: "No, no, there's a reason why Razor's an adult now!"
*Tells everyone the reason*
Everyone: "Ah, I see!"

[ES2005]

ES2005: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH!
MT11: That was weird.
ES2005: *tugs on Razor's shirt* Wisten up mista. You are going to make me stop being a baby or ewse!
*ES2005 turns into a baby*
ES2005: Ga!
*Pulls on wires, the pub goes black*
Razor: Danggit, ES! The electricity cost me a f***ing $800 dollars!
ES2005: Mama!

[Xen]

Xen: Hmpf. This all brings back memories to when I was an arkward question asking child...

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*Flashback*

Xen(as a nine year old): Daddy? What's the meaning of life?
Xen's dad: Uhhh....it all begins when a man loves a woman very much...

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*Out of flashback*

Xen: He never answered my question that day... *shrugs shoulders* Ah well...

*ES2005 hugs Xen*

ES2005: DADDY!!!!
Xen: Ugghhh....this is all I need...Go away!
ES2005: *blank looks*
Xen: Go! Scram!
ES2005: *blank looks*
Xen: Uuuuhhhh....hey kid! Look! Candy!!
ES2005: Candy? Where?
Xen: *points at Drace* He has it!
ES2005: *runs at Drace* Caaaaannnnndddddyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Xen: Uuuhhhh...gotta go!!

*Xen flies upwards, crashing through the roof*

Xen: Uhhhh.....gotta go!!!!! *flies away*
Razor: XEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!

[Darkfox]

*Psychosis walks over to the counter, climbs up and lays down on her stomach with her feet kicked back*

Psychosis: Razor isn't it? If you give me some free cookies I'll be ever so greatful... whatcha say? Hmmmm...?

[Razor]

Razor: Hmm, give the girl the cookies, or keep them to myself? Where are those annoying angel and devil guys when you need them?
*two adult sized fat guys in angel and devil suits walk in the bar*
Razor: o.o who are you guys?
Angel guy: We're the substitute guys.
Devil guy: Yeah, don't worry, we've been reading up on you mr... Karl.
Razor: Who's Karl?
*both the fat guys attempt to jump on Razor's shoulders, crushing him*
Angel: Now, whats yous should do, is keeps the cookies.
Devil: No, he should The forum could NOT establish a connection to this image: keeps the cookies.
Angel: That's what I said!
Devil: Wait, wez is agreein on somfin?
Angel: Well it is this guy and hey! Cookies!
*Angel and Devil eat cookies*
Psychosis: hmph. *SAD EMOTICON*