Charas Pub

[SleepAid]

*Thousands of miniature pies start attacking everyone*

[WarxePB]

-Kratos: I want a rematch! Grandy distracted me.
-Cloak: You're just a sore loser.
-Kratos: You think that. *walks over to the bar and starts drinking*
-Cloak: Fine. Let's try something else.
-Kratos: Super Smash Bros.?
-Cloak: 99 lives, .5 damage modifier, only Starmen and Cloaking Devices.
-Kratos: Very well.
-Warxe: Can I play?
-Cloak: Any objections?
-Kratos: None.
-Xios: Me too. I want revenge on you, Draknitis.
*They start playing*

[PikaTira]

*Walks in and ducks under fling pie. Then goes to the counter*
Pika: I want 75 gallons of vodka
Bartender: You're kidding right.
Pika: Nope.
Bartender: But miss ...
Pika: Just bring out the booze

[Darkfox]

*Psychosis comes back, strangles ES2005 and throws him out the window on a land mine sending him to the moon in many small pieces*

Psychosis: NEVER HIT A LADY! Especially me! Next time you'll know better than to get on my bad side... *finishes cookie* Stupid number name people... them and their stupid numbers...

Zero: How about me?

Psychosis: Sit boy!

*Zero crashes against the ground*

Zero: Aghhh! Now I know what Inuyasha feels like!

Psychosis: Now... where was I? *Watches Warxe and Co. play* Oh poo... guess I'll have to wait till one of you loses...

*later*

ES2005: *back* Can I play?

Psychosis: Yes...

*Psychosis throws ES2005 out the window again into the mine crater*

Psychosis: Outside, you cheapscape meanie. Oh and motherbrain says your grounded.

Motherbrain: *from Metroid* HAHAHA, SHE IS CORRECT!

[Razor]

Darkfox (why not?): Why'd Pikatira call you "Bartender"?
Razor: ...because she's new.
Darkfox: She came here 8 months before you did!
Razor: GOOD ENOUGH!

[Drace]

Drace: You are the bartender, no?
Razor: I quess so.
Drace: Now barte.....
Razor: Don't even dare!
Drace: What, barten...
Razor: I'm warning you!
Drace: Ok, ok. *walks away*
Razor: I hate named bartender!
Darkfox: No, really?
Pike: Hé, where's my vodka, stupid slow bartender!
Razor: That's it! New rules!
198274930. No Videogames
198274931. If call me bartender, you'll die.

[ES2005]

ES2005: I really wish that stupid...
Psychosis: Not talking about me, are you?
ES2005: Uhm...
Psychosis: Good. *walks off*
ES2005: Gimme a tab.
Razor:*fills up glass* What's bugging you?
*ES2005 punches Razor in the face*
ES2005: Shut up and fork it.
Razor: At least he didn't call be bartender...
ES2005: I SAID SHUT UP!

[WarxePB]

-Warxe: *rapidly pressing buttons*
-Xios: Do you even know how to play?
-Warxe: Yeah. But this is a lot more productive.
*looks at screen, where Yoshi is doing random short-range attacks out of range of the other characters*
-Xios: As I thought. *gets a star and KOs Warxe*
-Warxe: Aww! Now I'm out! *leaves*
-Kratos: You know you can't win.
-Cloak: Oh, I can. *uses fully-charged Flare Blade on Kratos, instantly KOing him*
-Kratos: I still have 38 lives.
-Xios: Kratos, we have a common enemy. Let's team up on Draknitis.
-Kratos: That works. *pegs Cloak off with a radish*
-Xios: *KOs Cloak with Warlock Punch*
-Cloak: Not fair!
-Xios: It's perfectly fair.
-Kratos: Excuse me. I need to go get a drink. *goes to get a beer*
*Xios KOs Kratos a bunch of times*
-Cloak: Thanks.
-Xios: Oh, I'm not done with you!

[Drace]

*Razor walks angry to Warxe, Xios and Cloak.*
Cloak: Quick, turn of the game.
Xios: Your just saying that because your losing.
Cloak: No, Razor has forbiden videogames.
Xios: You really think I'm that stupid.
Cloak: Argh! *Walks away*
Xios: YOU LOST NOW!!! Huh? What's that breathing down my neck?

[Moosetroop11]

*MT11 stares at the flying pies. He spots a pork pie, grabs it, and begins to eat it.*
Razor: *Breathing down Xios's neck* "YOU HAVE BROKEN RULE 198274930! NOW YOU DIE!" *Huge LIMIT BREAK words appear by Razor. He graps a sword and cuts Xios in half. Then he grabs a beer bottle, drinks the beer, breaks it, and stabs Xios with it. Then he bites Xios's feet off and spits them like bullets at his head. Finally he grabs the LIMIT BREAK words and uses them as a club to hit Xios into space. A massive 'KO!' appears.*
Cloak: "Told you so."

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: That isn't Razor, that's Drace disguised as Razor... *uses Psychic Wave knocking Razor Drace out the window, he lands on a mine and is sent to the moon like ES2005* next time wait your turn!

Drace: Looks like Drace is blasting off agaaaaaiiin! *sparkle effect*

Psychosis: ... *plays in Xios' place* Yay! Uh... *begins to hit random buttons extremely fast doing totally impossible moves* Wow! Is that supposed to happen!?

Cloak: O_O no...

*TV glows then sucks Cloak and Xios into the game*

Psychosis: NEAT-O!

[Razor]

Razor: Enough of this *puts in a combo* Cloak can play against Ganondorf, Giga Bowser and Mewtwo.
*Xios appears in the pub*
*Cloak spawns in Final Destination*
Psychosis: Oooh, could get violent. *turns off screen*
Razor: Eh Xios, its time for the men to pleh.
Xios: Rightio.
Razor: I use Fox.
Xios: Then pick up the controller an-
Razor: No, I mean I use Fox!
*Fox skids in through the door*
Xios: o.o Alright, but I usually use Roy, and in the gam-
*Roy comes in slashing things*
Razor: Fox! Free beer if you win!
Fox: Yay! *"come on" taunts Roy*
Xios: Uh, I'll let you kill Warxe if you win!
Warxe: *mid-drink* What?
Roy: Sweet! *swordiddly taunts Fox*
*Fox and Roy start fighting without moving in the Z Axis*

[Darkfox]

Psychosis: Uhhhh... *she suddenly gets an idea* Warxe will be my fighter!

Warxe: What?

Zero: A weakling like him? Why not me?

Warxe: Aghh... I can't control my body! *begins to run around, he jumps over a barrel and a 100 pops over his head*

Zero: What the...? OOH OOOH! Was that me? OOH OOH! *beats his chest, picks up barrel and throws it at Warxe who gets hit and spins around in midair and falls through the floor, he reappears on a floating platform and jumps down*

Warxe: O_o!?

Psychosis: Now Kung-Fu!

Warxe: *Gets in Kung-Fu mode* YAAAAH!
Zero: *same* Hwaaaaaah!

*Warxe and Zero get into big Kung-Fu fight*

"Double KO!"

Psychosis: Uhhh... dancing!

*Warxe and Zero get up and begin dancing*

Psychosis: Hah! Warxe is a better dancer that Zero!

Zero: Darnit! Warxe always was, the showoff, curse him!!

Warxe: I'm not the one dancing! I'm being conytrolled!

Zero: Always the excuses...

Psychosis: Dead or Alive!

Zero & Warxe: Uh oh...

[Drace]

*Smoke appears*
?: Prepare for trouble!
?: Make it double!
?: To protect the world from devestation!
Razor: Who are they?!
Psychosis: I have a bad feeling!
?: To unite all peoples within our nati on !
?: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
?: To extend our reach to the stars above!
?: Jessie!
?: Drace!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Drace: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth! That's right!
Jessie: Wait! You ain't James! What did you do with him?!
Drace: Well I killed him.
Jessie: What! WHY?!?!?!?!?!
Drace: I needed a cool intro.
Jessie: And you think this was cool! This is as childiss as it get's!
Drace: Well, there are Pókemon in the back.
*Jessie walk to the back and get killed by a giant dragon*
Drace: GOOD JOB BACK THERE XEN!!!

[White Dwarf]

*jumps up into the air and dose a cool flip landing after 5 spins and then gets out sord and stabs drace in the heart then sheves the sord*
White: the vampire is back
Xen: now THAT was a cool intro
Drace: ouch
White: now, got any food in this place, as i havent read what happened, and i never will ^_^