Blond moments?

[WarxePB]

If you've got any stupid/embarassing/funny stories where you or someone you know had a blond moment (did or said something stupid without realizing it), post them here. Don't worry; we won't laugh... with you... much...

Here's mine:
Last summer, me and my firend wanted to go rent a game. But we were having a few problems with transportation; first his mom said she would take us, then his sister would, then neither could because their vehicle had been taken by his brother. Eventually, we got tired of waiting, so we took the bus down to Rogers (game/movie renting place). So, we picked out a few games, and went up to the counter to pay for them...

...but I forgot my wallet. We laughed afterwards, but it really did suck.

[Moosetroop11]

When I was small I got all these teachers in my Primary school searching for my lunch then I found it... It was in my hand.

[RuneBlade]

I remember calling my rather old teacher "Grandma" a couple of times, thus that was in second grade.

[Sqoad]

Since I suffer of bad memory I can't really remember it really but....
When I was small I was playing with my father, After a while he went in to drink coffee while I still was playing. Suddenly I saw a man walking down the road, I got happy and thought it was my dad and I was going to suprice him, But... When I just jumped on the man it appeared to be someone else... I had jumped on another man.......

[White Dwarf]

i had a massive shouting argument with my english teacher, everyone started to stare at me, we only stopped shouting when she had to call seniour managment to come and get me, i only got a hour detention,

[Red Giant]

Nameless 1: Yeah, matter of fact I WAS in star wars. I was Darth Vader.
Nameless 2: Oh, now I see why he had to wear a mask.
Nameless 1: ...
Nameless 2: Because you played him?
Nameless 1: ...
Nameless 2: Because you're ugly?

[wildguy3922]

Originally posted by Red Giant
Nameless 1: Yeah, matter of fact I WAS in star wars. I was Darth Vader.
Nameless 2: Oh, now I see why he had to wear a mask.
Nameless 1: ...
Nameless 2: Because you played him?
Nameless 1: ...
Nameless 2: Because you're ugly?

Did this really happen?

For my story, I think I was blonde at this moment, but I can't remember. I remember getting a knife for 40 bucks for christman, I accidently took it to school one day, it was in my pocket. Someone saw it and told the teacher that I had it, then the teacher told the Assistant principal that I had it. They pulled me outta class and had me empty my pockets, I did and my knife was in there. They asked me why I brought it, I don't remember why I didn't tell him that it was because I forgot to take it out, but I told him it was for self-defense because a gang was threatening me. But, this was my sophomore year, so, I can't remember the reason I said that, but I felt dumb afterwards. Oh, and the knife, he took it, and still has it in his desk to this day. I might ask for it back one day.

[White Dwarf]

Originally posted by Red Giant
Nameless 1: Yeah, matter of fact I WAS in star wars. I was Darth Vader.
Nameless 2: Oh, now I see why he had to wear a mask.
Nameless 1: ...
Nameless 2: Because you played him?
Nameless 1: ...
Nameless 2: Because you're ugly?

Red, Nameless2 sounds ALOT like you.....

Edit: today on the way home me and my friend ben was chasing this kid and his sister home with snowballs, and when we got to there house there dad was waiting for them, we had to run all the way to the next shop where we decided to hide for a bit, the annoying bit was my mate keps calling directions, but as i was listning to my mp3 player (i ALWAYS listen to this) i couldent hear him...that was one fun trip home...

[Red Giant]

Originally posted by wildguy3922
Did this really happen?

Yeah, and I can tell you, it was bloody hilarious.

[barnsalot]

Nothing hilarious to read about, but it was funny when it happened:

One of my classmates has a speach impediment.  When he was trying to explain that to us he said, "I have a peach inspediment."
We all laughed because he screwed up telling us that he often screws up telling people things.

[SleepAid]

Looking around for my sunglasses. A few seconds later I figure out that I'm wearing them.

[Grandy]

 First one:
 Once my professor and I started to discuss, and the next day I didnt go to the school, I was going to the cinema, and guess who was sit right in my front?
 No, it was not Michael Jackson, no I said! It was he, luckly he didnt look back.
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 Second one:
 My friend have some kind of mental problem, everytime at the school, if we said something bad, she would start to cry and run away.
 Someone: "Hey, Marina, you did this wrong (matematic), its like this"
 Marina (my friend): "SHUT UP! *cryes* I'm going out"
 Teacher: "Okay, okay, already" (they all know she has mental problems)
 Another example:
 Someone: "Marina, theres a gnome behind you!" (she is afraid of gnomes)
 Marina: "STOP IT! ITS NOT FUNNY!" *cries* "I'm going out!"
 etc. etc. etc...

[MSlash67]

I almost blew my self up, it wasn't funny at the time but it is now.

[yoshara]

i went to get a pizza one time in freezing weather and after i got there i relized that i forgot the money and i had to walk back home and back to to get the pizza and on the second time i almost forgot the money again.

[SleepAid]

Originally posted by MSlash67
I almost blew my self up, it wasn't funny at the time but it is now.

How?