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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Tomi on December 29, 2006, 04:54:01 PM

Title: Vending Machine
Post by: Tomi on December 29, 2006, 04:54:01 PM: Yeah, so in this game you just put something into the vending machine, and the next person says what comes back out. Then they put something in the vending machine. It's easy and random, like this:
Person1: I put in a dollar
Person2: A n00b comes out.
I quickly put the n00b back in.
Person3: A monkey comes out ... etc.

Yeah, so I put a Wiimote in.
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Post by: Bluhman on December 29, 2006, 04:56:28 PM: Diet Pepsi comes out. Well, it flows out, since it's not in a can for some reason.

I put a donut in the vending machine.
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Post by: Archem on December 29, 2006, 05:31:08 PM: A bear claw falls out. With the bear attached to it.

I put my money into the vending machine...
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 29, 2006, 05:38:22 PM: Yakov Smirnoff falls out.

Your money puts vending machine into you.
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Post by: MrMister on December 29, 2006, 06:46:20 PM: Blood comes out.
I put a doggy in.
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Post by: Archem on December 29, 2006, 06:54:01 PM: The doggy comes back out. REJECTED!

I put my *self* into the vending machine...
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Post by: Cerebus on December 29, 2006, 07:16:50 PM: Nothing comes out, because you're worth nothing! Hahaha... ha... yeah...

I put a rat in the vending machine...
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Post by: Linkizcool on December 29, 2006, 08:21:25 PM: A scared granny comes out.

I put a guitar string into the vending machine
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Post by: WarxePB on December 29, 2006, 08:22:32 PM: Three strings come out.

I stick two of them in the vending machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on December 29, 2006, 08:24:31 PM: A sexy string comes out.

You put a famous composer in the machine.
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Post by: Dragonium on December 29, 2006, 08:55:42 PM: The famous composer comes Bach out.

I put a vending machine into the vending machine.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 29, 2006, 09:01:57 PM: It spurts out a microverse.

You stick a sock in the machine.
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Post by: Dragonium on December 29, 2006, 09:16:30 PM: It washes the sock on an agreeable temperature, applies loving amounts of detergent and fabric softener, tumbles dries the sock until it is warm and dry, and then puts the sock into a particle accelerator, and propels it at high speed through the ceiling.

I put ZKX into the vending machine.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 29, 2006, 11:04:27 PM: ZKX comes back out with several cuts on his wrist.

I put a puppy in the machine.
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Post by: coasterkrazy on December 29, 2006, 11:14:38 PM: A doberman comes out.

I put 4 quarters, 3 dimes and 6 nickels into the vending machine.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 29, 2006, 11:24:01 PM: It steals your money, it wants $1.75.

You put a monkey in the machine.
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Post by: Tomi on December 29, 2006, 11:32:41 PM: Jek comes out. It was rejected.

I put Snoopy into the vending machine.
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Post by: Archem on December 30, 2006, 12:06:03 AM: Nothing comes out because it's unplugged.

I plug the machine in...
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Post by: Tomi on December 30, 2006, 12:10:25 AM: And you get electrocuted comes out.

I put a pine cone in.
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Post by: MrMister on December 30, 2006, 12:27:32 AM: A small tree comes out.
I put a mexan toy in.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 30, 2006, 12:37:17 AM: You get mexican candy and die of lead poisoning.

I put Japan in.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 30, 2006, 01:11:07 AM: A vending machine controller pops out.

You press 'b' on the controller.
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Post by: Emerates on December 30, 2006, 01:16:42 AM: You fire your Ion Painter and miss.

I put a MIC into the vending machine...
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Post by: Fortet on December 30, 2006, 01:23:11 AM: Jesusisme comes out

I put a LifeSaver in the vending machine
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on December 30, 2006, 01:28:56 AM: JesusIsMe pops back out.

You put an Amish boy in the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on December 30, 2006, 01:39:32 AM: Tribal Chanting begins to play out of the vending machine.

You pour the mountain dew of the sierra mist into the vending machine.
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Post by: Archem on December 30, 2006, 03:19:23 AM: The machine short-circuts. Thank you very much for ruining the game, Bluhman.

I put a new vending machine in the place of the broken one...
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Post by: Tomi on December 30, 2006, 03:20:49 AM: God's smiteing hand comes out and smites you for spilling the nectar of life.

I put in an Emo CD.
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Post by: Xecoa on December 30, 2006, 03:50:27 AM: a fresh bag of sharp razor blades come out

I put a piece of pocket lint in the machine
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Post by: Archem on December 30, 2006, 05:32:15 AM: Your pocket comes out.

I put a quarter in the machine...
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 30, 2006, 05:43:55 AM: A gumball rolls out with flashing lights and sounds!

You put your penis in the machine.
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Post by: Archem on December 30, 2006, 05:45:51 AM: I receive jollies.

I put some scissors in the machine...
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Post by: Bluhman on December 30, 2006, 08:38:17 AM: The machine throws a rock at you. Ouch.

You put some paper money in the machine as a counterattack to the rock.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on December 30, 2006, 08:47:33 AM: The machine throws a rock at you.

You put a computher in the machine.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on December 30, 2006, 08:58:35 AM: The machine gives you a keyboard.

You put a pencil in the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on January 24, 2007, 03:03:20 PM: An eraser comes out.

I put an onion in the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on January 24, 2007, 06:20:55 PM: mr. potato head comes out

I shoot a pyroblast (as I did last time) into the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on January 24, 2007, 08:17:13 PM: A cryoblast comes hurdlin' back atcha.

I throw a gyros blast plate into the machin'.
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Post by: Tomi on January 25, 2007, 02:00:48 AM: A pr0nter comes out.

I sell it for a bajillion dollars, then put 50 cents in.
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Post by: Brieg on January 31, 2007, 12:51:31 AM: Half a bag of chips come out, meaning there are only 5 chips.

I put in one liter of apples. How apples are being wieghed like that, I do not know.
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Post by: Emerates on January 31, 2007, 01:41:58 AM: Mashed potatoes come out, just so you can't figure out the paradox of the vending machine's innards.

I put the paradox of the vending machine's innards in, because I figured it out.
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Post by: Tomi on January 31, 2007, 01:46:39 AM: The outers come out.

I put in a Wii.
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Post by: Bluhman on January 31, 2007, 01:59:45 AM: A Hotdog comes out.

You put a tom into the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on January 31, 2007, 02:05:41 AM: a stick of......chocolate......falls out.

I put in goofy.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 01, 2007, 02:56:53 PM: Out comes Walt Disney. He throws FFl into a garbage can, turns yellow, and flies into the sun.
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Post by: Kinslayer on February 02, 2007, 12:48:20 AM: a chicken comes out.

I put Mr Bean in the machine...
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Post by: Dominicy on February 02, 2007, 01:18:10 AM: his bear comes out screaming for help, covered in cuts.

I put macaroni in the machine.
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Post by: Tomi on February 03, 2007, 03:55:03 PM: The Kool Aid man comes out.

I put the phrase "OH YEAH!" in.
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Post by: Bluhman on February 03, 2007, 04:15:45 PM: The phrase "I SAW SOME MUDCRABS DOWN AT THE SHORE EARLIER TODAY", comes flying out and hits an octopus in the pacific ocean with incredible force.

I put a tissue in the machine.
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Post by: WarxePB on February 03, 2007, 04:50:25 PM: A great big glob of mucous comes out.

I put a PS3 in.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on February 03, 2007, 05:38:02 PM: You wait a long time but a good game doesn't come out.

I put in a frog.
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Post by: Dominicy on February 03, 2007, 06:17:00 PM: a murloc comes out and kills everyone level 6-, because at some point or another it happens to everyone. :P

I put a pumpkin from the center of the earth in the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 03, 2007, 11:52:17 PM: Bluhman comes out.

I put Satan in the machine.
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Post by: Emerates on February 04, 2007, 12:00:32 AM: A lvl. 88 Magic Missle comes out.

I put Colonel Sanders into the machine, FTW.
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Post by: Dominicy on February 04, 2007, 12:02:25 AM: Captain picard comes out.

I put the plans for the greatest rpg made using rpgmaker in the machine and say "CRAP!"
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Post by: Tomi on February 07, 2007, 04:55:02 PM: Final Fantasy XXX comes out.

I put a blue teddy bear in.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 08, 2007, 02:18:03 PM: You get a clue scroll.

I put chicken man 2.1 and chicken man 1.3 in the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on February 08, 2007, 05:54:30 PM: gergoth comes out and shoots a lazer cannon at you, but you kill it and gain its soul, along with the ability to break ice with your mind.

I put a copy machine into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 09, 2007, 02:19:47 PM: Out comes a block of ice. Ed breaks it with his mind because he's awesome like that.

I put (noun/pronoun) in the machine.
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Post by: Tomi on February 10, 2007, 03:09:20 AM: Your (Noun/Pronoun) a splode comes out.

I put a roll of maroon duct tape in the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 10, 2007, 10:06:07 PM: You get a red roll of dental floss.

I put Saitler in the vending machine.
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Post by: Tomi on February 13, 2007, 08:54:26 PM: A woman with purple hair and a black 'stash comes out.

I put in the SAT.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 15, 2007, 02:49:31 PM: Out comes an F.

I put Tomi's rabies in the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on February 15, 2007, 05:35:52 PM: a new disease known as BUTT comes out.

I catch BUTT and cough it into the machine.
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Post by: Tomi on February 16, 2007, 12:06:31 AM: The machine says "lol u had BUTT in ur mouth rofl"

I put a bulldog into the machine.
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Post by: Fortet on February 16, 2007, 02:29:52 AM: A genetically-altered super-poodle comes out

I put in a piece of my hair
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Post by: Dominicy on February 16, 2007, 05:45:38 AM: a hippy comes out and offers you a half dead chicken with no wings oo;;

I put in the chicken's leg.
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Post by: Ben on February 16, 2007, 05:52:55 AM: The machine gives you nothing. Ever.
I put in a breadclip, broken in half for a makeshif guitarpick
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Post by: elementalhero76 on February 16, 2007, 09:21:56 PM: a bad song comes out and kills you.
I put my sig into the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on February 16, 2007, 09:34:26 PM: yakov smirnoff (?) comes out humming the batman themesong and walks out the thirty story window.

I try to put in a quarter but the machine shoots be in the gut 18 times for trying to do what your supposed to do with a vending machine, then sucks me in and grinds me into dust.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on February 16, 2007, 09:37:25 PM: Pardon our dust, but dominicy is dead!- a sign that says this comes out.

I put meiscool's sig into the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on February 16, 2007, 09:37:32 PM: Meiscool comes out and tells you to stop fooling around and to give him 20. 20 what? We don't know.

I put a glass sword in the machine. "Damn thing was useless, anyway", I say.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on February 16, 2007, 09:39:58 PM: I get the glass zanbato now as the crystal zanbato.

I put 300000 mesetas into the machine? pso anyone?
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Post by: Dominicy on February 17, 2007, 06:01:08 AM: 300,000 mesos falls out the machine. go buy a few potions and grind off undead mushrooms noob. :dry:

I get resurrection.....because.....GOD LOVES ME! and pull myself out of the machine, but trip over the hat bluhman recently lost, fall down flat on a bed of spikes and die, sending his hat flying into the vending machine.
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Post by: Ben on February 17, 2007, 06:09:37 AM: A Matching tie comes out.

I Shove a limp bagel into the macheen.
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Post by: Dominicy on February 17, 2007, 07:55:44 AM: a sign that says 'butter and jam pwease ;3'

a shoe falls into the machine from the sky at mach 400
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Post by: DarkFlood2 on February 17, 2007, 02:40:40 PM: A giant clam comes out and clamps onto your head.

I put the charas pub into the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on February 17, 2007, 05:10:19 PM: a bunch-a spam comes out.

the clam swallows me whole and spits me into the machine.
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Post by: Emerates on February 17, 2007, 08:11:59 PM: A g-narled your head comes out.

I key-input process Jude Law en la machina!
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Post by: Dominicy on February 17, 2007, 08:33:39 PM: an ABS comes out.

I sweat into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 17, 2007, 09:22:43 PM: Your vending machine seems much happier.

I pet the vending machine.
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Post by: Emerates on February 17, 2007, 09:55:16 PM: The vending machine purrs.

In a fit of jealousy, I throw _the_ed into the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on February 18, 2007, 01:36:55 AM: a finger drops out of the machine, along with loud buzzing sounds.

I rewrite the V as a B.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 21, 2007, 08:12:32 PM: Out come hot laba and a vottle of voiling hot laba.

The vending machine spits me out, unscratched and undamaged. I pet it again for being a good vending machine.
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Post by: Koopapooper on February 22, 2007, 01:24:50 PM: and Rammstein came out and Burn't and ripped the
Flesh on his bones off, and then ripped your flesh off.
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then he sang "mein teil"

I put the F word in the machine as well with ronald.(Mcdonald)s
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 22, 2007, 02:03:53 PM: You get an f'ing quarter punder with f'ing ketchup and f'ing mustard. You throw the f'ing thing back at the f'ing machine and shout.

I die and stuff my corpse in the machine in that order.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on March 22, 2007, 02:17:37 PM: A topic kick comes out and its mine rofl!

I put it back in.
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Post by: Dominicy on March 22, 2007, 05:29:36 PM: one kick to rule them all drops out in the form of a grenade and kills us all thanks to you.

I put the entire month of July in the machine.
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Post by: WarxePB on March 22, 2007, 07:40:25 PM: A cure for cancer would have been created in July, but you erased that section of time. Good job.

I put Samurai Jack into the vending machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 23, 2007, 01:32:20 PM: Out comes Aku.

I take the machine to a dog show, where it wins a blue ribbon.
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Post by: Fortet on March 26, 2007, 12:28:47 AM: The ribbon and machine are stolen by me, with a $0.98 ransom.

I put in a pizza.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 26, 2007, 12:52:43 PM: Out comes a blue ribbon in best of show. Now you have two.

I spontaneously spawn next to the machine and stuff you inside.
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Post by: Dominicy on March 26, 2007, 05:12:31 PM: 'Movies movies movies movies when I want movies I wanna see stars!' comes out.

I shoot off the below person's ears and drop it in with a smug face. :3
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 26, 2007, 08:18:38 PM: The machine cuts you for hurting me. You go to the hospital and die of a completely unrelated matter which I cannot remember.

I cram your tombstone in the machine.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on March 28, 2007, 02:25:13 PM: Out comes out zombies in the form of sai'kar.

I stick the four what ever they are called into the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on April 02, 2007, 05:51:29 AM: the four heroes from the original final fantasy walk out yelling about garland.

I drop zinrath into the machine.
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Post by: Vidian on April 03, 2007, 02:03:45 AM: A Picture saying "image hosted by Tripod" Comes out.

I Put Some thought into the Vending machine
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Post by: Dominicy on April 04, 2007, 06:10:50 AM: zombies come out.

I put Lenneth in the machine.
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Post by: Vidian on April 04, 2007, 06:17:26 AM: I come out with Lenneth saying
"Who the hell puts a Lenneth Into a Vending machine,
I mean, How Am I supposed to work with that?
I had to F*ing Google search her a$s up."

Then I Break Lenneth In half, eat her, and Jump back into the Vending machine.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on April 05, 2007, 02:47:17 AM: I come out with both lenneth and vidian and we steal teh machine from its current spot.

I put my avatar in.
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Post by: Vidian on April 05, 2007, 03:39:39 AM: Another Vending Machine Comes Out.

I think about the movie Being john malkovich, and Try to put the copied vending machine in the other Vending machine, But it turns out to be too heavy So I give up.

Then I put Skin Lotion in the Vending machine
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 05, 2007, 08:54:59 PM: The machine thanks from keeping it from getting skin cancer.

I call home using the machine.
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Post by: Vidian on April 05, 2007, 09:11:50 PM: It's Busy so Your Quarter Comes back out...
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Post by: Fortet on April 05, 2007, 11:46:39 PM: I take the quarter and run off, but not before putting in some baking soda :D
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 06, 2007, 11:53:07 AM: You get yourself vanishing and coming out of the machine. I beat you up and get my quarter back.

I try home again.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 06, 2007, 12:05:40 PM: the machine eats your quarter, and the line becomes dead.

I put in a small child as a sacrifice.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 07, 2007, 12:39:19 PM: My call goes through. I finally call the pizza delivery place.

I order two large pepperoni pizzas to be delivered to this vending machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on April 07, 2007, 04:57:12 PM: I take a slice and with a thankful look give you a thumbs up and in a squeeky voice say "CHURE!" (sure. .>_< its an inside joke, my bro and I made it up.)

I sadly drop mr.mister's old charas skin which he recently shed in the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 08, 2007, 07:56:38 PM: The vending machine gets an error message.

I call geek squad.
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Post by: Vidian on April 09, 2007, 12:46:24 AM: And nothing comes out of the vending machine

Geek squad gets here and arrests you for taking all their "geek"
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 09, 2007, 12:56:35 AM: the machine east you for not putting something in it.

I pull Vidian out of the machine and put X_marks_the_ed in.
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Post by: Bluhman on April 09, 2007, 09:17:46 PM: The Ed, Edd, and Eddy from the future come out and clobber you, since they're now street thugs in the year 2015.

I put the Tin Woodman in the machine.
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Post by: Koopapooper on April 09, 2007, 10:34:02 PM: God came out saying you have brain cancer.

I put my f'ing Co** in the f'ing machine and f'ing f'd it, then I went home.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on April 10, 2007, 12:26:25 AM: a fleshlight pops out with a note that reads " Needle dick "

I put an empty box of tissues in.
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Post by: Dominicy on April 10, 2007, 04:51:18 PM: you get a full box, filled with human fingers. (Thems good eats)

I drop the badger from that one flash video in the machine.
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Post by: Koopapooper on April 10, 2007, 08:21:02 PM: 100,000,000,000 Viruses fall out and kill your computer.

I put The worst zelda game Cd1 in the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on April 10, 2007, 10:39:24 PM: the best adlez DC -1 comes out and paper cuts you.

I like coffee, I put some into the machine and say in an epic voice 'Coffee!' (B) (lol CoD references.)
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Post by: Vidian on April 12, 2007, 06:43:41 AM: A Weird electrical sound comes out, Then a piece of paper written in blood saying "I don't get it"...

I put A Small German man named Hanz in the Machine
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Post by: Blue_Strife on April 12, 2007, 06:48:01 AM: A small jewish man named Abraham pops out, kneeing you in the groin.

I put a single triple A battery in.
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Post by: Bluhman on April 12, 2007, 06:51:22 AM: An AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Battery comes out. You can't tell, though, because it's so goddamn small.

I put a Boomer Cutter in the machine.
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Post by: Tomi on April 23, 2007, 09:28:12 PM: A Coomer Butter comes out.

I put a Pokemon Diamond in the machine. (I would never do that)
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Post by: Darrellito on April 24, 2007, 12:29:23 PM: A pokemon ruby shoots out. Ouch.

I hit the vending machine with a rough divide, and it eats my gunblade.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 24, 2007, 07:03:18 PM: I assassininanamanate Tomi for kicking the thread.

I kiss the machine.
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Post by: Vidian on April 25, 2007, 11:19:30 PM: the Machine eats Your Face,
Your left eye comes out as change.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 27, 2007, 11:41:29 PM: My current self jumps in the machine and travels back in time to warn myself about me being devoured by the machine and losing my good eye.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 28, 2007, 07:25:19 PM: You're winnar!

You recieve 5000 tickets. You can exchange the 5000 tickets that cost you five hundred bucks for a cheap dollar store piece of crap at the prize desk.

I burn your tickets.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on May 24, 2007, 02:09:27 AM: I get my kick of this thread! (Wtf?)
I put the charas pub thread into the machine
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Post by: game_maniac on May 24, 2007, 05:48:22 PM: You get a bunch of drunkards who vomit on your favorite pants.

I put in my lucky charm, made from knghtutghtu bones.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 25, 2007, 11:47:32 PM: Quote
Originally posted by game_maniac
You get a bunch of drunkards who vomit on your favorite pants.

I put in my lucky charm, made from knghtutghtu bones.

Out comes the following attachment.

I put the attachment back in the machine.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on May 29, 2007, 11:39:47 AM: A time paradox ensues.

I put my sword again back into the machine.
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Post by: game_maniac on May 29, 2007, 05:18:29 PM: The sword comes back out, along with a note saying: " I DON'T F***ING WANT THAT PIECE OF SH*T BACK, JUST F*** OFF YOU B*ST*RDS, WHAT DO I F***ING LOOK LIKE, THE F***ING GARBAGE MAN?"

I put my trash can inside the machine. Watch out for vomit and smelly diapers.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on June 01, 2007, 04:53:50 PM: I get hit by that stuff you said to watch out for and I vomit on the floor.

I put the future page 11 into the machine.
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Post by: Fortet on June 03, 2007, 02:29:41 AM: A black hole spits out of the machine and sucks everything up-
-including the machine.

I somehow manage to put the black hole back in o_O
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 03, 2007, 02:40:59 AM: The Marching Band Director comes out of the machine and kidnaps you and brings you to Band Camp. And you have to learn a completely new instrument in 10 minutes, and be able to play it well.

I put my precious oboe in without the $12 (US) double reed.
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Post by: Tomi on June 03, 2007, 02:54:56 PM: Mulch comes out.

I put in an emo haircut.
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Post by: game_maniac on June 03, 2007, 05:41:51 PM: ^You get an emo tamagotchi, that you have to raise and feed until it grows into a full-fledged emo.

I insert a shiny nickel strapped to a fisherman's line.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 03, 2007, 08:48:30 PM: You get nothing because the machine doesn't want your nickel.

I put in a shiny dollar coin.
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Post by: Fortet on June 03, 2007, 09:59:21 PM: Before you can put it in, the coin becomes an elephant-sized tuba, crushing you under it's hollow weight.

I put my permit in the machine.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 04, 2007, 12:30:36 AM: A Bass 5 falls on your head.

I put my damn clarinet in. It hates me. Every Competition its breaks on me!
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Post by: j_master on June 04, 2007, 09:26:35 AM: The clarinet zooms back out of the coin return and hits you in the head.

I put the most valued item in the universe in. (a golden peanut)
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Post by: WarxePB on June 04, 2007, 12:13:16 PM: Two silver beans come out.

I put a nuke in.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 04, 2007, 07:56:55 PM: The machine throws a boulder at you and shouts "tag, you're it!"

The machine turns into me.
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Post by: Fortet on June 04, 2007, 10:22:40 PM: Fine.

I put machine into YOU
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 05, 2007, 09:22:46 PM: Nothing happens... and then you see a red X painted on ed.

I put my piccolo that smells like a skunk in.
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Post by: WarxePB on June 05, 2007, 10:45:57 PM: Piccolo (who smells like a skunk) comes out.

I slap AFL around a bit with a large trout, then put the trout in the machine.
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Post by: Fortet on June 05, 2007, 11:16:32 PM: You get Trouta-Cola (original? no, not really :P)

I put in your face :O
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Post by: Tomi on June 06, 2007, 01:12:02 AM: Your face is rejected and it says "Coins only"

I put in a quarter.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on June 06, 2007, 01:22:04 AM: The quarter is rejected and it says "Dollar Bills only"

I put a dollar in.
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Post by: j_master on June 06, 2007, 08:22:05 AM: the dollar is rejected and it says dubloons only.

i put in a :smurf:
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Post by: game_maniac on June 06, 2007, 02:15:46 PM: The machine takes the smilie but pukes out the dirty diaper he had in it's head.

I insert a doubloon made of used cigars stitched together with gum.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 06, 2007, 08:19:22 PM: The machine throws your grandmother at you.

I sit.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 06, 2007, 09:23:19 PM: The machine falls on you.

I stand.
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Post by: Fortet on June 06, 2007, 09:27:31 PM: The machine kicks you in the nads

I put in a coke
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on June 06, 2007, 09:50:46 PM: A crack fiend steals the machine.

I put a can of vegetables in the machine.
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Post by: game_maniac on June 06, 2007, 11:19:32 PM: A vegetarian steals the machine

I put in a shotgun.
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Post by: WarxePB on June 07, 2007, 12:57:34 AM: The machine spits out the shotgun, cocks it at you, and blows your brains out. You Are Dead.

I reason the Charas Pub into this thread, then stick it into the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 07, 2007, 01:35:09 AM: The machine grinds it into wolf sausage.

I put a cannon into the machine.
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Post by: Tomi on June 07, 2007, 02:27:10 AM: The pope comes out.

I put in a chocolate wafer.
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Post by: game_maniac on June 07, 2007, 10:30:23 AM: You get a man made from chocolate that constantly barfs.

I insert the chocolate man's barf in the machine.
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Post by: WarxePB on June 07, 2007, 11:35:10 AM: A stale chocolate bunny comes out.

I CONSUME! the chocolate man and bunny, then stick the pope back in the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 07, 2007, 06:26:30 PM: Out come five priests and their little boys.

The machine falls on me.
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Post by: game_maniac on June 07, 2007, 07:53:37 PM: Everyone cheers.

I put a tumor in the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on June 07, 2007, 08:04:54 PM: The machine bends into the shape of a needle about the size of a man's hand with a pointed edge, falls onto it's side, causing the building to tilt over under it's weight, leaning over, impaling you to the wall.

I giggle at how drawn out that was.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 07, 2007, 08:13:19 PM: The machine... Is not amused.

I put ORZ into the machine.
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Post by: Tomi on June 07, 2007, 09:09:47 PM: The machine gets confused, and asks why you put WHORZ in the machine when they could be put to better use.

I put in a Guy Fawkes mask.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 10, 2007, 02:29:16 PM: The machinecoughs up blood.

The machine for no reason takes my ability to use any word except nouns.
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Post by: game_maniac on June 11, 2007, 05:38:15 PM: The machine starts speaking in French.

I kick the machine, for I have no love for the language of evils that is French.
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Post by: Yhtomitsu on June 16, 2007, 04:29:34 PM: the machine starts speaking random languages
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Post by: Dominicy on June 16, 2007, 04:53:41 PM: granted, but this is not the make a wish and have it horribly corrupted thread.

I pull stuff out the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 17, 2007, 02:12:17 PM: Stuff pulls you INTO the machine.

The vending machine explodes.
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Post by: WarxePB on June 18, 2007, 03:32:06 AM: You just ruined the game. Good going there, Ed.

I rebuild the vending machine, and smash a bottle of champagne on it.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 18, 2007, 10:34:05 AM: The machine departs on a sea voyage.

Way to go, Warxe! You ruined the game!
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Post by: Tomi on June 18, 2007, 05:22:04 PM: A short stream of tickets comes out of the ticket slot.

I hack the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 18, 2007, 06:59:39 PM: The Machine Slashes back at you.

I put lemons into Mr. Machine.
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Post by: Tomi on June 18, 2007, 07:05:31 PM: A feminist mob attacks you because its actually Ms. Machine. (You put stuff into her)

I put in my [STRIKE]penis[/STRIKE] favorite tie.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 18, 2007, 07:23:25 PM: The machine says "no protection, no sex" and throws a condom at you.

The machine has Tomi's baby.
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Post by: Tomi on June 18, 2007, 10:27:42 PM: Razor eats it.

Tomi doesn't care because it was an ugly baby that probably tasted better than it looked. (into the machine)
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 19, 2007, 08:32:59 PM: The machine has another baby, but this time it looks like Bluhman.

I rape the machine.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on June 21, 2007, 08:10:48 PM: mini mes come out of the machine and i take over the world!

I put Dr. Evil into the machine.

And I put my birthday cards into the machine. (It my birthday! 19 yay!)
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Post by: Tomi on June 21, 2007, 08:16:07 PM: You get a cake thrown in your face (not your mouth)

I put in a :cow:
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Post by: elementalhero76 on June 21, 2007, 08:33:35 PM: mmmm... cake what the?
i get :)

i put :w00t: into the machine!
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Post by: Bluhman on June 21, 2007, 08:37:04 PM: You get :frag:.

I put the lime in the *machine*, you nut and mix it all up.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 21, 2007, 09:22:23 PM: I drink them both together.

I put ZeroKirbyX in the machine.
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Post by: Fortet on June 22, 2007, 06:23:31 PM: A Kirby-Sammich comes out

I put a black hole i---
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 22, 2007, 06:45:34 PM: The black hole eats you and vanishes. No one else is harmed.

I cram Eh! Steve! In the machine and kill him.....in that order.
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Post by: Yhtomitsu on July 01, 2007, 11:42:02 AM: eve comes out hmmm

i put a chaos space monkey in the machine
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Post by: Tomi on July 03, 2007, 12:18:06 AM: A flying monkey from Oz comes out.

I put in a witch.
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Post by: Dominicy on July 03, 2007, 03:15:14 AM: sand comes out because I said so.

I beat runescape to death with a lead pipe because Dracula told me to.
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Post by: Bluhman on July 03, 2007, 03:52:32 AM: You lose, because Runescape is horribly overpowered. You die, and then you revive in the courtyard of an obscure, stupid Romanian Castle with only three items on you.

I insert my pen into the machine.
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Post by: Yhtomitsu on July 03, 2007, 01:37:08 PM: ink comes out where the f*** is his pen

i put my sister into the machine
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Post by: Tomi on July 08, 2007, 02:09:07 PM: The machine gives you a tootsie roll.

I put Wimbledon into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 08, 2007, 02:58:44 PM: The machine (http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/how-to-repair-a-washing-machine-1.jpg)shoots a racket (http://www.marlbrook.com/images/racket.jpg) (raquet (http://www.nixguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/austin-headb.jpg)) at you (http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/8/83/8_ugly_people.jpg/300px-8_ugly_people.jpg). A giant (http://www.neatorama.com/images/2007-01/giant-rabbit.jpg)scoreboard (http://www.sirgalahad.org/paul/sw/winlock/img/pong.png) with a voice recording (http://charas-project.net/forum/download_file.php?id=21104) says "20 Love (http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/2001_justin-owned.jpg)."

I put a quarter in the machine. o.O
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 08, 2007, 08:30:37 PM: There is a crazy whirring sound and a terrible scream and then a vending machine comes out.

The end.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 09, 2007, 11:23:48 AM: He machine shoots a NOUN at you.

I put an 'out of order' sign on the machine.
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Post by: Tomi on July 12, 2007, 07:56:44 PM: A new shipment of order comes in and the vending machine is restocked.

I put a pinecone in the machine.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 21, 2007, 10:24:14 PM: The machine says to put the pine cone up your ***.

I put A Tomi<->Meiscool© doll with switching avatar and signature action into the machine.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 21, 2007, 10:32:26 PM: He comes out-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uiFx5snPUo
-while shouting "I was going to post that" and beats you.

I put a toaster oven in the machine.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 22, 2007, 12:49:49 AM: The machine catches on fire. Nice Going.

I put an aboutasoandthis© doll in the flaming machine.
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Post by: crunkman2000 on July 22, 2007, 06:35:09 PM: A flaming Colossus pops out. (Wait, is that what the thing in aboutasoandthis' av/sig is called?)

I put Dio Brando in the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on July 22, 2007, 06:46:51 PM: A malfunctioning Odnarboid comes out and disintegrates your head.

I put ash and ketchup into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 22, 2007, 07:56:45 PM: Out comes a Misty (b)Rock.

I fill the machine with Mountain Dew.
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Post by: Dominicy on July 22, 2007, 10:50:21 PM: Dountain Mew comes out.

I put Phoenix Wright in the machine.
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Post by: WarxePB on July 23, 2007, 02:00:42 AM: I come out. That bastard totally stole my name.

I put this in.
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Post by: Bluhman on July 23, 2007, 02:39:56 AM: :]] :p :smoke: (J) :x Green Smilies Pour Out.

I put firepower into the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on July 23, 2007, 03:05:58 AM: Random links come out.

I put Link in the machine.
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Post by: VulcanRaven336 on July 23, 2007, 07:11:24 AM: a silver steel reserve 211 comes out.

but instead of you drinking it, vulcan drinks it by a chug!

I put a cd into the vending machine....
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 23, 2007, 11:20:52 AM: The machine shoots the cd at you. "No one wants to listen to your crap!"

I put VulcanRaven in the machine.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 23, 2007, 12:39:15 PM: Raven Vulcan comes out.

I put in an elephant.
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Post by: crunkman2000 on July 23, 2007, 04:09:25 PM: Dhalsim comes out.

I put Blanka in the machine.
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Post by: Boba_Fettuccini on October 16, 2007, 09:15:29 PM: and a shotgun barrel stuck out the slot!

I quickly shoved a laptop into the machine.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 16, 2007, 09:41:20 PM: The mouse finally came out.

I push a fake dollar bill into the machine
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Post by: Boba_Fettuccini on October 16, 2007, 09:45:43 PM: and it blew lilsniffs to pieces with a nuke for using fake money.

I put in a piece of lilsniffs.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 16, 2007, 10:52:04 PM: REJECTED

I lay on the floor.
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Post by: Bluhman on October 16, 2007, 10:54:27 PM: You get squished by a toppling vending machine.

I put my laundry in the vending machine.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 16, 2007, 11:06:07 PM: It comes out clean.

Wind blows my foot, which eventually kicks the machine. It falls on me, pushing Bluhman's clothes back into the machine, there's a jam
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Post by: Dominicy on October 26, 2007, 03:59:59 PM: The machine explodes and the planet is turned into a barren wasteland without water.

I put a rock in the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 26, 2007, 10:09:36 PM: The little man operating the machine gets angry.

I pull a soda out of the machine.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 26, 2007, 10:46:50 PM: It's flat.

I put Legos into the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on October 27, 2007, 04:31:14 AM: A NEW terrible series that somehow sells comes out!

I put the little green guy, on mah Helio (yay commercials! :D ) in the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 27, 2007, 10:20:25 AM: The little man operating the machine eats him.

I push the machine rolling down a big hill.
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Post by: Dominicy on October 27, 2007, 04:29:23 PM: The machine gets sick and throws up.

I put fire wyvern brainstem into the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on October 27, 2007, 04:32:15 PM: An appendix comes flying out and hits you in the face.

I put the rest of the book back in.
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Post by: Dominicy on October 28, 2007, 08:39:57 PM: I laugh at the pun.

I do the Kirby thing and fly on a star, crashing into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 30, 2007, 06:11:33 PM: It eats you.

I return BACK TO THE FUTURE
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 31, 2007, 11:38:56 PM: A new crappy spin off called Blast to the Past comes out.

I put my drawing of a sea elephant in the thingy.
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Post by: Bluhman on October 31, 2007, 11:59:14 PM: "Shut up about your stinking sea elephant." I say, before the machine can do anything.

I shove lilsniffs3 into the machine, as well as a stick of dynamite.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 01, 2007, 01:09:03 AM: I explode, for the second time.

I push the man operating the machine out of the machine.
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Post by: Djanki on November 02, 2007, 11:43:57 AM: I get nothing.

I puts a flavor into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 02, 2007, 07:51:17 PM: You get a blue rupee! That's five rupees!

I clone the machine with my ice powers.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 02, 2007, 10:00:49 PM: Another thread comes out.

I wait for someone to press A-4.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 03, 2007, 03:38:01 PM: You die of loneliness.

I enjoy it.
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Post by: Dominicy on November 03, 2007, 04:22:14 PM: I'm scared. o.o

I give a warm, welcoming smile and press A-4.....

Then stick a knife in the ground below where you come out.
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Post by: Bluhman on November 03, 2007, 04:44:18 PM: 4 gallons of A1 Steak Sauce shoots into your face.

I put [STRIKE]a bomb[/STRIKE] Bomberman into the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on November 09, 2007, 05:35:10 PM: everyone runs around screaming in fear for about five minutes, then a chocolate bar falls out of the machine.

I put some PAIN INTO TEH MACHINE! *pops knuckles*
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Post by: True Evil on November 12, 2007, 11:55:39 AM: A giant fist on attached to a giant-er spring comes out of the machine and punches me in the face... :(

I put my newly lost tooth into the machine... _sweat_
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Post by: Bluhman on November 12, 2007, 04:08:27 PM: A dollar comes out. Then the toothfairy comes out as well and whaps the machine.

The Machine uses a vacuum to put the Fairy back into the machine.
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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on November 12, 2007, 05:36:18 PM: Santa Claus and a smart blonde come out.

i stick my NaNoWriMo manuscript into the machine
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Post by: Dominicy on November 12, 2007, 05:56:11 PM: The machine starts writing C+ and HTML codes. Everyone is scared.

I wonder what ever happened to the time that this machine was a VENDING machine...
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Post by: Bluhman on November 12, 2007, 06:12:29 PM: The machine tells you to shut up and put something in it.

So I put 8000 dollars worth in pennies in the Machine.
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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on November 12, 2007, 06:22:38 PM: 8 million dollars in pennies comes out. at a velocity twice the speed of light. aimed at your crotch.

i put in the knowledge of what NaNoWriMo means into the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on November 12, 2007, 06:44:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vlad Shadeu
8 million dollars in pennies comes out. at a velocity twice the speed of light. aimed at your crotch.

...Again.

I put a basketball into the machine.
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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on November 12, 2007, 06:58:32 PM: a chess board comes out.

i stick the "Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted" thread in the machine.
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Post by: True Evil on November 13, 2007, 12:09:03 AM: ...and out pops the "Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted" thread with a red stamp on it that says "error 256: return immediately"...

...and I put all 137 lbs. of Mr.T's bling into the machine :mrT:
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Post by: Dominicy on November 13, 2007, 02:42:30 AM: Your foot gets crushed as it falls back out.

I put jumping beans into the machine.
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Post by: Tomi on November 20, 2007, 08:41:06 PM: It jumps lol I made a funny.

I put a quarter in the vending machine.
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Post by: Archem on November 20, 2007, 08:57:45 PM: The machine eats your quarter.

I put a dollar in the machine...
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Post by: Bluhman on November 20, 2007, 09:08:28 PM: Ben Franklin flies out. 'Damn. My time machine didn't work' he says.

I put $100 into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 20, 2007, 10:06:29 PM: I smash open the machine and take the bill. The machine does not seem very happy.

I try to give the machine a 100 grand candy bar to make it feel better.
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Post by: Archem on November 21, 2007, 01:47:26 AM: It ejects a J. Lo album. It must not like you.

I put a vending machine inside the vending machine...
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Post by: Bluhman on November 21, 2007, 02:23:20 AM: Chrono, Marle, and Joseph Stalin all come out at the same time.

Marle: Uh oh, we lost Lucca! Chrono, what'll we do?!
Chrono: ...
Marle: Speak to me!
Joseph Stalin: Impossible... The capitalists seem to have made much progress in this era... I must work our union harder!
Chrono: *kills Joseph Stalin*
Marle: Do you know who you just killed?!
Chrono: *shakes head*

I shove a weighted companion cube into the vending machine.
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Post by: Archem on November 21, 2007, 04:11:29 AM: It burns and dies.

I put a DS game into the vending machine...
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Post by: Dominicy on December 04, 2007, 03:07:36 PM: I slap you and take the game, then give a stern shake of my head.

I charge head first into the machine, leaving a five inch dent.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 04, 2007, 06:43:49 PM: The machine headbutts you and leaves a five-inch dent in your face.

I put a dollar in the vending machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on December 04, 2007, 09:06:50 PM: The three hot girls slap you multiple times for complimenting them.

I put all the people I know with names starting with K in the machine. (There's alot, trust me. o.o )
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Post by: Dominicy on December 04, 2007, 09:28:58 PM: Muffled screams echo through the room as two eyes drop out of the machine.

Said screams shatter existence. Game over. Please deposit twenty-five chicken puffs. Good applesauce is a necessity.
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Post by: Dominicy on December 04, 2007, 11:16:13 PM: The machine hugs you.

I hug the machine, group-hug style.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 09, 2007, 02:58:43 PM: I watch.

I eat a sandwich (into the machine.)
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Post by: Dominicy on December 09, 2007, 03:58:08 PM: I don't get it, but it still makes me laugh...

I put a few planets into the machine.
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Post by: Jaarroho on December 11, 2007, 10:57:27 PM: It explodes.

I put a llama into the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on December 11, 2007, 11:07:46 PM: Iron man comes out and lands on you. Then Gold man comes too. Zinc man, Nickel man, and Lead man soon follow.

I put a nonmetal into the machine.
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Post by: Jaarroho on December 11, 2007, 11:55:45 PM: :domosai: comes out.

I put Dragoon De Sol into the vending machine. (Poor guy...)
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Post by: Dominicy on December 12, 2007, 07:52:19 PM: A dragoon, who's name is D, jumps out of the vending machine, and using his spear that's made of the sun, he stabs you.

I put youtube into the machine.
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Post by: Jaarroho on December 12, 2007, 08:03:11 PM: A Llama comes out.

I put Billy Bob Joe into the vending machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on December 14, 2007, 01:40:17 AM: No one cares.

I look for my missing TV remote in the machine.
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 14, 2007, 02:10:03 AM: God comes out.

I put myself into the machine.
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Post by: Darrellito on December 14, 2007, 09:22:27 AM: A cup of soup comes out. I put the Nirvana album Nevermind into the machine. Sideways.
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Post by: Dominicy on December 14, 2007, 01:44:36 PM: The machine listens to it. The machine starts talking to you and doesn't leave you alone, now.

I take the soup and slowly hand the machine my computer with an eerie smile.
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Post by: Darrellito on December 14, 2007, 03:40:28 PM: The machine screams at you "YOU GAVE ME AIDS! DAMN YOU AND YOUR HERPES FILLED HARDRIVE!" I slip the machine 8 hits of Acid. (Ah yeah, now he's gonna trip balls. :corn: )
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Post by: Bluhman on December 14, 2007, 07:02:10 PM: A secret base comes out.

I put a crucible into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 15, 2007, 12:12:25 AM: You get John Proctor's signature. (Read a book, dammit.)

I shove Miles Prower into the machine.
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Post by: Bluhman on December 15, 2007, 12:19:16 AM: Quote
Originally posted by X_marks_the_ed
You get John Proctor's signature. (Read a book, dammit.)

('Fraid nobody's signature is going to help the accused now. Damn that Danforth and his court.)

Anyway, Luigi comes out.

I put a Wanzer into the machine.
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Post by: Vidian on December 19, 2007, 03:41:45 PM: The fabulous Liza Minelli Comes out and sings mien herr.

I put sex into the Vending Machine
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 22, 2007, 07:34:57 AM: dumbledore comes out.

I put my MSN account in the machine.
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Post by: Dominicy on January 30, 2008, 04:31:37 PM: I still it because I don't have my own >.>

I hit Vidian for being a...mechanophiliac?
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 30, 2008, 06:20:32 PM: The machine.....does something.

I kick the machine.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on January 30, 2008, 07:50:58 PM: A 10 year old coca-cola comes out.

I put Nintendogs into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 30, 2008, 08:46:24 PM: You get an adapter that can play DS games on your GBA, which you won't get back.

I use Sword's Dance (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/sendsand/pstone/jack.jpg) on the machine.
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 31, 2008, 03:36:38 AM: A Sidewinder 3d Pro comes out (lol joystick)

I put my life into the machine considering it'll end when charas goes down.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 01, 2008, 03:07:41 AM: Nothing falls out.

I put Pepsi into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 03, 2008, 08:07:01 PM: Nothing happens.

I put in NOUN!
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 04, 2008, 02:03:10 AM: VERB comes out.

I put Fable into the machine.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 04, 2008, 10:21:37 PM: I smite you before the machine has time to react.

I burn a CD using the machine.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 07, 2008, 04:31:15 AM: It's Hannah Montana's new album.

I put the vending machine inside itself. (No parrallel universes!)
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 07, 2008, 08:46:45 PM: You get a perpendicular universe!

I put a wish into the vending machine.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 08, 2008, 05:35:25 AM: A thread called "Make a wish and have it horribly vending machine'd" comes out.

I put Madden 08 in the vending machine. (After I get my answer I'm going to!)
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Post by: Bluhman on February 08, 2008, 09:00:45 PM: Koopa football players overrun you.

I shove a Jewish milkman into the machine.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 09, 2008, 01:24:45 AM: A catholic mailman throws the newspaper at you.

I put GH3 in the machine after failing Raining Blood.
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Post by: ThexXtremeXx on February 09, 2008, 01:51:18 AM: he comes right back out.REJECTED AGAIN

I put smileys in the machine
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 09, 2008, 01:49:55 PM: You get sniped through a shed. (Mercenaries, anyone?)

I give the machine the flogging of its life!
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 09, 2008, 06:36:26 PM: I get a robot claw. (http://www.drunkduck.com/Nintendo_Super_Squad/index.php?p=129724)

I put Cooltendo in the machine.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on February 13, 2008, 09:47:01 PM: wii comes out.

I put your mom into the machine.
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Post by: ThexXtremeXx on February 13, 2008, 10:36:11 PM: turs out it was ur mom and she isnt to happy...

I put in THIS WHOLE FORUM
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 13, 2008, 11:10:26 PM: Let us out!

Enter the MATRIX into the vending machine.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 13, 2008, 11:53:29 PM: The Matrix Trilogy comes out.

I put Razor and Archem in the machine.
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Post by: elementalhero76 on February 13, 2008, 11:56:25 PM: More lilsniffs come out!

I kill them and stuff them in.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on February 14, 2008, 02:42:45 AM: LIVE lilsniffs comes out! Duhduhduh. (OMG FEAR FACTOR)

I put a Fear Factor contestant in it.
Title:
Post by: Fortet on February 14, 2008, 02:55:59 AM: Blood, guts, bones, and other bodily objects come out; why stuff in a person?! :O

I put the bodily objects back in :D
Title:
Post by: elementalhero76 on February 14, 2008, 03:14:45 AM: More lilsniffs come out. (Omg willl they ever die?!)
Title:
Post by: Tomi on May 15, 2008, 01:18:04 AM: Machine become impatient waiting for you to put something in, so it kicks the thread.

I put in a condom.
Title:
Post by: Rayonius on May 15, 2008, 01:24:48 AM: Bubble gum comes out.

I put in a box.
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on May 15, 2008, 01:39:42 AM: Solid Snake comes out.

I put a mysterious red book in the machine.
Title:
Post by: Tomi on May 15, 2008, 01:59:35 AM: Tomi's mysterious little black book comes out.

All the ladys' numbers are put up on the internet.

Puts profits into the vending machine.
Title:
Post by: Djanki on May 20, 2008, 05:56:07 PM: Ron Paul comes out.

It puts the lotion on the machine. <_< >_>
Title:
Post by: Higor on May 22, 2008, 12:57:02 AM: A box full of Red Bull cans comes out.
I put the city where the vending machine is on the vending machine.
Title:
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 25, 2008, 08:28:23 PM: A ball flies out and hits you in the face.

I put a meiscool in the machine
Title:
Post by: Dominicy on May 30, 2008, 12:58:50 AM: *Bursts out crying* I miss Meiscool ;__;

I push the nearest Mexican into the machine expecting tacos to fall out.

...

So, are we pushing things into the coin slot or is there a hole above the dispenser? I always wondered about that.
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on May 30, 2008, 08:45:36 PM: The Mexican is split into a Spanish Conquistador and a Native American Mayan Chief. The Conquistador splits his head in half with a sword.

I put Ness into the machine.
Title:
Post by: Dominicy on May 30, 2008, 11:21:52 PM: Everyone's happy. The world is a better place.

I wish I put something in the machine.
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 30, 2008, 11:52:04 PM: You don't get what comes out.

I stuff Footface's corpse into the machine.
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on May 31, 2008, 04:23:00 AM: Footface's zombie comes out!

I give the machine a shotgun to take care of the zombie.
Title:
Post by: Dominicy on May 31, 2008, 04:35:08 AM: The machine throws it at you and tells you to do it yourself.

I possess the machine. RAWRAWRAWR
Title:
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 31, 2008, 05:17:06 AM: Strands of blue hair come out.

I put the Allspark into the machine.
Title:
Post by: Dominicy on May 31, 2008, 07:30:24 AM: I hated that movie, and since I AM the machine, I reject that dumb cube :<

I wish I could play games and make my game at the same time.

OH CRAP, wrong game XDDD
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on May 31, 2008, 03:58:41 PM: I kick the machine and it fires it's lazah at the zombie, turning it into dead protoplasm.

I put lamp oil, ropes, and bombs into the macine.
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 31, 2008, 06:00:04 PM: Sorry, your mixture didn't work!

(Get the reference or go to hell.)

I put a glowing rock into the machine.
Title:
Post by: Dominicy on June 01, 2008, 02:58:51 AM: I accept this offer gratefully, and give you one quatloo coin.

I ask for a cheezburger.
Title:
Post by: WarxePB on June 01, 2008, 03:40:00 AM: You can't has it. The machine throws over 9000 Spartan barrel rolls at you.

I put an overused meme into the machine.
Title:
Post by: Dominicy on June 01, 2008, 06:00:48 AM: I DEMAND you do something original! I (the machine) stomps on your toes!!

I (ask if someone can) put motivation into the machine.
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on June 01, 2008, 06:39:58 AM: Machine: "WOULD YOU STOP PUTTING ABSTRACT FUKKIN THINGS INTO ME!? GOD DAMN, PAY UP."

I put Alice into the machine.
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 01, 2008, 01:15:14 PM: You get a pipe.

I put Bluhman's beard into the machine, with Bluhman still attached.
Title:
Post by: Dominicy on June 01, 2008, 06:28:22 PM: While battling for control of the machine, I push Bluhman out but he drags me with him by the shoe.

I try to fit my head back in the machine.
Title:
Post by: Bluhman on June 01, 2008, 06:47:49 PM: You pull your head out and it is now a jack o lantern! With a pair of panties on them.

I put a cup of radon into the machine.
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 07, 2008, 04:07:44 PM: You become a noble gas. Bl is your syumbol, and Bluhxygen is your name.

I swing my axe at the Vending Machine.
Title:
Post by: Dominicy on June 08, 2008, 09:50:38 AM: The machine gets crushed.

I put PINGAS into the machine.
Title:
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 08, 2008, 12:21:45 PM: You get Pingas X.

I put a cup of lettuce in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on June 15, 2008, 04:03:52 AM: V8 comes out.

I put a pumpkin in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 15, 2008, 05:12:15 AM: Pumping pie comes out with dumbbells in either hand.

I put every hero member in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 15, 2008, 06:02:19 AM: Pulls out Overly Rigged Lvl 99
Onion Knight Hero :o

put's in a muffin into teh slot!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 15, 2008, 06:09:28 AM: I slap the muffin out of your hand and take it.

I destroy the world.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 15, 2008, 06:12:09 AM: Felix Casts Grand Gaia!!!!

felix Misses!!!

-___-''

End Turn!

Still wondering why you destroyed my muffin ???

Put's A slot machine into the slot machine!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 15, 2008, 06:59:16 AM: *moves away from this "Slot Machine" and goes back to the Vending Machine.*
I puts in a brand spanking new SMF forum.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 15, 2008, 07:07:23 AM: like always the SMF fourm blows up in my face

I ment to say slot machine into Vending machine :-[
Put's in Epic Battle Cheeze
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 15, 2008, 07:22:29 AM: Standard-Issue Defense Meat comes out.
i put felix's sig in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 15, 2008, 07:24:58 AM: my sig is that the words
It's me!
or The felix battle charas animated!

Oh I dun care

Pulls out Sig Bug!
Everyones Sig for Felix now appeares to be pink bunnies
Felix Flee's combat
But B4 running put's Last will in Machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 15, 2008, 07:32:39 AM: First Physique comes out.
I put in a very large dog shaped piece of pasta with a sticky note attached saying PHAIL. I then melt the machine and put into a mold in the shape of the machine. But all the wiring is fucked so :P
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 15, 2008, 07:34:14 AM: pokes machine....Machine Explodes
Party has been annilated!!!
Hires technican
Fixes slot machine
throws technican into machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 15, 2008, 07:37:23 AM: Angry Technician comes out.
I put in Fable: The Lost Chapters
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 15, 2008, 07:40:06 AM: Fable: 1 and 3/4's comes out ZOMGWTF

: Message Log :

Felix: Goodnight it's 3:39 where im at
so I shall get some sleep

Felix: Are you really only 13 :o oddlysuprising

: Message Log :
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 15, 2008, 07:48:31 AM: Not surprising at all.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 15, 2008, 08:12:27 AM: your alot more mature than most 13 Yr olds would be online
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 15, 2008, 09:05:34 AM: LOLOLOL FART NOISE FART NOISE FART NOISE FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.

<3 Stereotypes. they let me be mean.

I try and grab whatever's in the machine and end up getting my hand broken in eighteen places. I sit around under the machine screaming for help.

I put beef in the machine, for I have found it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 15, 2008, 04:40:53 PM: I pull out Lukas's Cow -_-''

I put the charas banner in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 15, 2008, 06:22:29 PM: The banners of Charas come out and chase you with their ban sticks.

I stab the machine with an assassin's knife.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 15, 2008, 06:29:49 PM: Cast life on machine

: Miss!!! :

-___-''

Pulls out assassins creed :|

Put's it back in :D
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 17, 2008, 09:12:21 PM: You get a Sci-Fi game.

I put WeeGee in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: hippieshopper on June 18, 2008, 06:15:23 AM: X_marks_the_ed gets the Orange Box

the hippie puts in a bottle of maple syrup
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 18, 2008, 09:05:25 AM: I try do dive in after the syrup but the machine resists, running away because it's tired of me jumping in all of it's crevices.

I cry tears into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 18, 2008, 12:02:21 PM: You get Salmonella.

I put nothing into the machine and instead pick my nose.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 18, 2008, 05:24:06 PM: Puts in A TurboGraphic game system!

Oh snap! Why did I do that

Jumps into the machine! :x
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 18, 2008, 09:38:15 PM: Turbo GrafX (Or whatever) games are fun. <3 Rondo Of Blood

Grabs you by the legs, pulls you out and pulls out my ghost buster ghost...sucky thing and sucks a ghost out of the machine.

I drop the old Charas into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 19, 2008, 06:57:23 AM: Out comes old charas.
I have sex with the machine's many openings. All at once.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 19, 2008, 06:59:26 AM: The machine tosses a hundred bucks at you and drives away as fast as it can.

I drop beams, beans and waffles in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 19, 2008, 07:10:48 AM: Suggestively discarded panties come out.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 19, 2008, 12:17:46 PM: I kick you in the shin for ruining the game.

I start the game over from the start thanks to DWMM <>.<>
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 19, 2008, 08:06:47 PM: The machine has not been used.

I put Dominicy into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 19, 2008, 08:08:58 PM: Not again! *Stabs AFL.*

I put Weegee in the machine again.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dragonium on June 19, 2008, 11:24:05 PM: The machine sprouts arms and sodomises you horribly for mentioning Weegee in every single freaking post you've made recently.

I put Ed's mangled corpse into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 20, 2008, 02:49:39 AM: The Machine Gives you a party.

I put my stab wounds into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 20, 2008, 03:59:56 AM: The stab wounds fly everywhere and land all over the place. That is to say, the machine just threw a million shards of glass everywhere.

I put in a copy of "The Elder Scrolls 4: Red and Blue Edition VII: Advent Children of MOTHER 28 Days Later City 2008 of Heroes of Liberty Gear 4. The Movie."
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 20, 2008, 12:06:17 PM: You get a boot to the head.

I put oranges in the machine along with the mexican I found with them.

(Oh please, more like half of my recent posts.)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 20, 2008, 02:20:05 PM: (XD)

Weegee pops out of the machine.

I put ed into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 20, 2008, 03:24:32 PM: Nothing comes out, 'cause I'm worth nothing, GET IT!?
(see earlier in this thread.)

I put the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the combine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine in the machine .
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 20, 2008, 03:37:09 PM: The machine turns into a Russian nested doll.

As soon as a new machine shows up, I'm gonna put the bloody corpse of Mac Duff's Fetus into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 20, 2008, 05:11:15 PM: pulls out a A bloody mess of a baby!
get's scared and run's away, leaving the baby in the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 21, 2008, 07:38:05 AM: Nothing happens you doofus.

I put a single yen into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 21, 2008, 08:54:57 AM: pulls out a ruppee?

you found 100ruppes!
too bad you can't use them here!

animal crossing yay!

tosses iin ff-11-12-13 for being epic fails!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 21, 2008, 02:59:52 PM: A FF12-2 game comes back out.
Put a Jawa in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nrsisyourbuddy on June 21, 2008, 03:05:34 PM: A super jawa eats your head.

I put all of creation in.
(this is how this game works, right?)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 21, 2008, 03:32:17 PM: Another dimission comes out.

Put's Super Jawa back and hits the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 21, 2008, 03:34:33 PM: Giygas comes out.

I put a psychiatrist into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 21, 2008, 03:37:26 PM: A bill for 10,000$ dollors and some prosac comes out.

Puts a Gernade in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 21, 2008, 03:56:18 PM: pulls out the manefistation of an explosion
in my hands that doesn't fully explode! -___-''

re-tries to put a muffin in ( scratch that)
make it BLUeberry!!! muwahahaha
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nrsisyourbuddy on June 21, 2008, 04:08:23 PM: A giant blueberry girl comes out(Willy Wonka anyone? >.<)

I put Ragnarok in it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 21, 2008, 04:48:32 PM: Lawl
I owned gilgamesh in ff3 ff5 ff12 and ff12 revenant wings

Goes to pull out ragnarok.... ... ... ... ...

MISS!!!

-___-"

Felix: end turn T__T
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 21, 2008, 06:31:22 PM: I (along with everyone else) erase your existance for making 50% of your forum gaming posts into an RPG O__o

I pop my knuckles and shout 'TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRAAAASSSSHHH' and drop in the Tower of Druaga game, Nightmare of Druaga, and the Tower of Druaga anime, then ask everyone if THEY SAWD WUT I DID THAR.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 21, 2008, 07:10:12 PM: No one saw what you did there.

I perform a heart transplant on the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 21, 2008, 07:24:54 PM: The Macine comes to life
Machine:Dady?Dady!!
*The machine chases Bluhman*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 21, 2008, 07:48:52 PM: I put a falcon punch into it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 21, 2008, 08:06:23 PM: A P.K fire comes out.

I put Death star in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nrsisyourbuddy on June 21, 2008, 10:47:22 PM: Darth Vader(right series?) get's mad at you for destorying his battle station.
I put Luigi in there.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 21, 2008, 11:06:17 PM: A Goomba comes out.

I put a Dragon and Dragon slaying for dummies in it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 22, 2008, 01:27:25 AM: A dead dragon comes out.

i run away with the dragon's dead body with a fork and knife in my mouth.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 22, 2008, 01:55:24 AM: I steal the dragons body off dom and run away with it holding a bottle of pills labled Viagra.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2008, 02:11:16 AM: Quote from: Dominicy on June 21, 2008, 06:31:22 PM
I (along with everyone else) erase your existance for making 50% of your forum gaming posts into an RPG O__o

I pop my knuckles and shout 'TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRAAAASSSSHHH' and drop in the Tower of Druaga game, Nightmare of Druaga, and the Tower of Druaga anime, then ask everyone if THEY SAWD WUT I DID THAR.

Hey.... you can't deny my <3 of RPG's and its only in this fourm area sooo :P joking dun eat me

mount didn't put anything in.....

I shall put in SMRPGLSS Super mario rpg legend of the seven stars
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nrsisyourbuddy on June 22, 2008, 02:47:50 AM: It comes back out in real life.
I put Felix-0 in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 22, 2008, 04:50:53 AM: He dies.
I give the machine money for killing that guy.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nrsisyourbuddy on June 22, 2008, 04:56:29 AM: You get your favorite drink for a year.
I put a Purple Mage coin in there.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2008, 05:02:54 AM: Quote from: Bluhman on June 22, 2008, 04:50:53 AM
He dies.
I give the machine money for killing that guy.

hey what did I do wrong T__T''

If i'm doing something wrong tell
me that's the LEAST you could do...
not mess with me w/o telling me what i'm
doing wrong
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 22, 2008, 06:07:38 AM: Quote from: nrsisyourbuddy on June 22, 2008, 04:56:29 AM
You get your favorite drink for a year.
I put a Purple Mage coin in there.
A purple fruit comes out.
I put in a tectonic plate.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2008, 06:14:58 AM: pulls out Tome of eartquake

Puts in RPG maker 98' :o

is it 95 or 98' but an rpg maker b4 2000 exists
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 22, 2008, 06:18:48 AM: The machine screams "WWWWHHHHHHAAAATTTTT!??! THAT DOESN'T EXXXIIIISSSSTTTTT!!!!!!' and implodes.
i pull Chisoku out of my pocket.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2008, 06:20:21 AM: how many times are we goona destroy the machine....
and we threw the last 2 repair men in the machine itself!!

Objects gained:

Tome of earthquake

Fable: 1 and 3/4's

Lukas's Cow

assassins creed

Overly Rigged Lvl 99
Onion Knight Hero

Sig Bug

bloody mess of a baby!

ruppee

manefistation of an explosion
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 22, 2008, 06:26:10 AM: Quote from: dudewheresmymount on June 22, 2008, 06:18:48 AM
The machine screams "WWWWHHHHHHAAAATTTTT!??! THAT DOESN'T EXXXIIIISSSSTTTTT!!!!!!' and implodes.
i pull Chisoku out of my pocket.
Chisoku kicks me in the balls and runs towards Bluhman.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nrsisyourbuddy on June 22, 2008, 06:51:38 AM: I put a new vending machine in place of the old one, put a doller in, and push the Pepsi button.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2008, 06:58:29 AM: Sprite comes out and xplodes
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nrsisyourbuddy on June 22, 2008, 07:01:25 AM: I destroy the vending machine and take all the Pepsi(I GOTTA HAVE MY PEPSI)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2008, 07:10:33 AM: ....4th one destroyed
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 22, 2008, 07:17:23 AM: Trust me, its happened many a time before you even came here.
I get a new machine, put nrsisyourbuddy in it along with all his Pepsi, and roll it off a cliff.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2008, 07:24:11 AM: attemps to catch
but shiny object in distamce distacts me

Stare at shiny object till machine comes back
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: nrsisyourbuddy on June 22, 2008, 08:26:10 AM: Quote
I get a new machine, put nrsisyourbuddy in it along with all his Pepsi, and roll it off a cliff.
Are you really mad, or is this still part of the game?(I take everything aimed at me too litaraly)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 22, 2008, 08:46:27 AM: A parachute comes out.

I put an anvil in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2008, 08:50:25 AM: anvil falls on my head as i reach inside the machine

after regaining consouncence (Epic fail mispell) I put a 50 cal. sniper rifle in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 22, 2008, 09:08:30 AM: George Clooney manages to squeeze himself out of the machine, he greets you.

You kick him in the testicles and put him back into the machine head first
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 22, 2008, 09:13:54 AM: ... by laws on parralel anyone would have to pull out a 50. cal sniper rifle
And I'll let someone else get it ^__^
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 22, 2008, 03:21:43 PM: I install a Titianium plated vending machine and bolt it to the ground.
There let's see destory this one.
I put a play boy magazine in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 22, 2008, 03:29:14 PM: A Godzilla comes out.
And you say i think i'm gonna need a bigger poke ball.

I put Gorge Lucas,Gorge Bush and Gorge of the jungle in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on June 22, 2008, 04:08:26 PM: You get a magical wand.
I put a chain of events in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 22, 2008, 04:28:03 PM: A angrey Rino comes out

I put a Nightmare in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 22, 2008, 05:43:22 PM: Mecha meta Knight comes out and fights Godzilla.

I put kindom hearts 2 in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 22, 2008, 06:34:54 PM: Scratch and Grounder come out. They begin bickering about which one of them worked the hardest for Robotnik.

I put Silver the Hedgehog into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on June 22, 2008, 07:01:49 PM: You get Moses.
I put in Galactus the eater of worlds
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 22, 2008, 09:40:25 PM: You get Iron man and Wolverine.

I put a copy of FF1 on the NES.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on June 22, 2008, 11:26:59 PM: Nothing comes out.
I put in a banner.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 22, 2008, 11:28:48 PM: You get banned.

I put in a reaper.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 22, 2008, 11:55:30 PM: A innocent kitten comes out. It grow to exponential size and bites your head off.

I put Bluhman's severed corpse in. Along with Felix-o's incorrect posts in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 23, 2008, 02:05:45 AM: The kitten comes back out and regurgitates Bluhman´s head and Felix-0´s posts
I jump into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 23, 2008, 02:56:48 AM: But you did not come out...

I puts a chainsaw in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 23, 2008, 03:23:00 AM: The hippy from ... TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE! That's what its called.

I discretely touch Hoboman's butt for no real reason XD
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 23, 2008, 03:43:56 PM: He uses a HOBOKEN on you!

I put Aries into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 23, 2008, 04:30:27 PM: You get Gemini.

I put a soda in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 23, 2008, 04:54:13 PM: The machine burps, and out comes Kirby, who wants more food!

I put a dynamite into the kirby into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 23, 2008, 05:36:54 PM: A Bombob comes out and explodes.

I put a the Hicth hiker's guide to the galaxy in there(the accaul guide).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 23, 2008, 05:44:22 PM: A shield with a dead dragon printed on comes out
(gun shot to the head?!)
Puts a murder clue in!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on June 23, 2008, 05:54:52 PM: Gun comes out, because your insert was an epic fail.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 23, 2008, 05:59:41 PM: i insert a quarter thinking its a pop machine
and impatient of his gum!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 23, 2008, 06:08:32 PM: The machine claims it never got a quarter, then shifts eyes.

I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put I put an I pod in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 23, 2008, 06:11:16 PM: A gum flavored i pop that has your favorite playlist comes out.
I throw at the machine and it throws it back ten times harder!
I then walk home with a black eye.

Edit:I hate gum!!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 23, 2008, 06:46:03 PM: I put the Book of Atrus into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 23, 2008, 06:58:11 PM: The machine spits it out because it cant read!
Cries a little.

EDIT:Lukas laughs and the machine throws the book at him!
Smaking him in the same eye!
Again he walks home crying!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 23, 2008, 08:13:51 PM: Lukas approtches the machine, Hoping for forgiveness!
Puts in a cow hoof.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 23, 2008, 08:38:41 PM: Id tell you what you will get
but apperently my mouth has gone missing!
Dont play with knifes!

... Or women with knifes!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 24, 2008, 01:01:26 AM: My surgery was a success!
The machine gives you a right hand.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 24, 2008, 02:46:56 AM: I see my new vending Machine is working good,master Hilter II will be pleased.

I put Ed,Lukas in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on June 24, 2008, 03:08:04 AM: You get a god.
I put in a finger, of a horse in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 24, 2008, 03:13:50 AM: A unicorn flies out.

I put in all these posts I can't understand in the slightest in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on June 24, 2008, 04:50:40 AM: A thread comes out.

I put stuff in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 24, 2008, 05:26:42 AM: Gwonam comes out to take you to Koridai, claiming that, despite you throwing your stuff away, your sword is enough.

I put the glans into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 24, 2008, 06:32:34 AM: I don't know what that is, so I'll just go with 'The snails come marching in'.

I drop Chisoku and the little guy with the knife into an arena and watch what happens.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 24, 2008, 08:08:55 AM: They are both eaten by the machine.
I put Dominicy´s shoe into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 24, 2008, 02:40:00 PM: You get nothing.

I put a card face down into the vending machine. (It's a trap!)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 24, 2008, 03:53:05 PM: it spits out a trap jammer

i put in a credit card
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 24, 2008, 04:15:36 PM: Howie Mandel comes out.

I put a Atari 2600 and a X-box 360 in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 24, 2008, 05:15:08 PM: You get pure crap.

I put in a nonexistent person into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 24, 2008, 05:22:51 PM: You get shot in the head for calling the Atari a piece of crap.

I put assorted vegetables in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 24, 2008, 05:31:58 PM: pulls out
Korn CD -__-''

put's in busted up gutair
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 24, 2008, 05:56:47 PM: You get some guy named Larry.

I put a piriate ship in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 24, 2008, 06:41:20 PM: You get some major booty [in any way you wish to interpret.]

Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate! (into the machine)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 24, 2008, 07:17:59 PM: You get a terrible catch phrase.

I put the YOU into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 24, 2008, 07:26:40 PM: You get more Chimichongas.

I take the sword of seven somethings (which I stole from Dragonium) and drop it into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 24, 2008, 08:17:43 PM: it gives you 5 apples and a peanut

i put in a big headed chara set
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 24, 2008, 08:25:18 PM: ok
1. bloody blood?
2.and 2 You get a FAIL card from the machine

I put in some pants
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 24, 2008, 09:08:55 PM: pulls out My spleen

???

Looks at my side and sees a bloody mess where my spleen was

REinserts it and puts the number 9001 into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 24, 2008, 09:24:30 PM: You get hit by flying scouter pieces.

I put Almeidaboo's corgi in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 24, 2008, 09:57:42 PM: A doberman comes out.

I put Red Fox's appleman into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 24, 2008, 10:03:16 PM: Sneak past the guards and into the main
(http://www.nutritionaledge.com.au/Graphics/pic_apple_core.jpg).
Afterwards, your mission will be complete.

I rip off Bluhman's beard and drop it into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 24, 2008, 10:11:10 PM: A rabbi comes out to regrettably tell me that I'm no longer Jewish. Even though I never was.

I put a fridge and frieza into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 25, 2008, 05:22:49 PM: pulls out cherry flavored frieza pop's ^__^

Puts inert balls into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 25, 2008, 06:02:29 PM: Your Inert Penis comes out.

I put the Warner Brothers into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 25, 2008, 08:09:24 PM: 500 batman remakes come out

I put in a HUGE THROBBING erm... Smiley face
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 25, 2008, 08:23:32 PM: Something hilarious comes out. How am I supposed to relate a huge throbbing smiley face to anything to make it funny? I. Don't. Know.

I put a toothbrush into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 25, 2008, 10:47:15 PM: You get a tooth mascott!!! and one of those little teeth neclaces.

I put in 5 naruto ninja stars and a ninja sword + a picket sign
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 26, 2008, 02:12:15 AM: Jack Sparrow comes out and says "Enough of the ninja crap", and then shoots Kakashi.

I put a mountain lion into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 26, 2008, 02:59:55 AM: A Puma comes out and eats Bluhman,Felix-0 and Lucas.

I put the Falcon and Ragnarok in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 26, 2008, 04:55:17 AM: You get a strange F-Zero themed MMORPG.

I put Cthulu into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on June 26, 2008, 05:18:57 AM: Cloverfield monster comes out. It wants Slusho.

I shove it into the machine, call an airstrike at my position in COD4, and shove J.J. Abrams and lots of Slusho into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 26, 2008, 12:23:25 PM: Pulls out a mess of what looks to be a burnt down crispy cloverfeild monster....and a few other dead bodies

Puts A gumball machine into the vending machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 26, 2008, 05:18:10 PM: You get a gum stick.

I put in felixes sword
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 26, 2008, 05:25:57 PM: You get a knife.

You know what they say in Brooklyn, "I put AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH into the machine."
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 26, 2008, 05:37:05 PM: You get that guy who got eaten by the T rex in Jurassic park.

I put FFT in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 26, 2008, 06:18:55 PM: You get yet another game I never finished because it was boring :P

Quote from: Bluhman on June 26, 2008, 04:55:17 AM
I put Cthulu into the machine.

*Stares down Bluhman*

Puts Shub Niggurath into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 26, 2008, 07:13:36 PM: pulls out a netly organized set of crap :x

Put's Sim RPG maker into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 26, 2008, 08:55:06 PM: The machine performs an action without using asterisks.

I pour more salt into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 26, 2008, 09:43:03 PM: The machine screams in agony.

I lol at your signature. Into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 26, 2008, 10:10:23 PM: I horribly murder Lilsniffs. He knows why.

Before anyone says anything, I tell the machine to BREAK THE TARGETS!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on June 27, 2008, 01:53:51 AM: (Ed, you murder me and NOT murder Lucas? It's a fad, just like those old Snake codecs everyone had months back..... *IDEA*)

-but the machine is "magical."
I put oversized sprite into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 27, 2008, 02:18:06 AM: An oversized pixie comes out of the machine.

I put the super Mario brothers into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on June 27, 2008, 02:24:44 AM: A toaster that toasts toast comes out.

I put a waffle in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 27, 2008, 02:42:30 AM: A microwave burrito comes out. IT'S TURNS OUT TO BE AN ICE CREAM MACHINE.

I put all of Purple's sprites in the machine before they have the chance to multiply out of control.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 27, 2008, 03:25:54 AM: They come out in greater number.

I put the Charas Pub in the machine.
(And by the way where are you all getting those sprites?I want some!)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 27, 2008, 04:41:20 AM: (Prpl is inventing them)

The love, anger, and all of the sorrow of the Charas Community is forced upon you in a shining finger.

I put every person in Italy named Alex into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on June 27, 2008, 06:00:35 AM: An orchestra comes out. However, there is only one harpist, so he is sent home and visits a forum with an image generator. Weird, huh?

I shove the Chase "Secret Asian Man" commercial into the machine.

(I thought my friends and I were the only ones who thought they said "Secret Asian Man," so it's basically a school meme, since we sing it.)

EDIT: Just in case you were referring to the web comic, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlkzBvOOCcc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlkzBvOOCcc) is what I was referring to.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2008, 12:52:25 PM: Too bad. You get only this. (http://editthis.info/charas_project/X_marks_the_ed#Fads)

I put in more of these sigs.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2008, 01:16:15 PM: You get everything.

I shove Duran Duran down the slot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Koopapooper on June 27, 2008, 02:52:25 PM: Tumbleweed from their concerts come flying out.

I slide a 5 dollar foot long in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2008, 03:27:45 PM: You get a bumblebee! (GET IT? I sure don't!)

I put more salt on the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Koopapooper on June 27, 2008, 03:37:34 PM: You get melted snow! (I dont get it.)

I put broken links and Trojan horses in teh machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 27, 2008, 08:07:08 PM: Ronald Mc.Donald bursts out of the machine and tells you to get down on your knees and ~~suck his~~ -- shine his shoes.
I put a cat into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 27, 2008, 08:59:04 PM: A hamburger pretends to come out. but then a lion eats your face.

i put in starcraft, FAILED sc ghost, and sc2.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 27, 2008, 09:27:08 PM: You get hit in the head with a Wiimote.

I put less salt on the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 27, 2008, 09:38:16 PM: a huge devil may cry 1 skull enemy comes out and eats you.

i put in a deleted post
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 27, 2008, 09:44:28 PM: Mario comes out to remind you that 'all posters post post!'

I put in a weasel.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 27, 2008, 10:07:46 PM: You get all the people with 200 posts or less from my Trapped on a Desert(ed? God... I can't even remember my own topic names...) Island. Have fun.

I put >.< into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 27, 2008, 10:20:04 PM: O.O comes out

I put ( . Y . ) in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 27, 2008, 10:28:58 PM: you get a computer virus that makes a erm... something bad?
i put in a 1337 chat in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Koopapooper on June 28, 2008, 12:31:19 AM: A mod comes out and bans you.

I put old sucky 80's band cd's and squash a kitten into the machine. (American Psycho style)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on June 28, 2008, 04:20:35 AM: Text massaging comes out.

I put in something the world does not need.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 28, 2008, 05:40:13 AM: you get something else the world does not need.

I put in a hickory smoked horse butt hole!
Dr tran says"I KICK ***!" And hes a real doctor!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 28, 2008, 08:39:08 AM: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY **** A DR. TRAN REFERENCE!

+10 bajillion webernets to you sir.

Anyway, a cough drop named Leland comes out.
I hate my science teacher with the burning intensity of a thousand desert suns. I put that hate into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 28, 2008, 08:29:44 PM: Pulls out a thousand Hate mails T__T nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I just cleaned out my spam folders!!!

Put's SPAM in the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 29, 2008, 02:26:04 AM: You get canned spam.

I put in ganal animes no1 watches
(gay +anal)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on June 29, 2008, 04:22:05 AM: Too much abridged series comes out and makes everything better!!!

I place Call of Duty 4 HQ's into the machine and replace them with Macs.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 29, 2008, 12:50:32 PM: The whole place blows up for ..uhhhh...Beacause An Air strike sounded fun!!!

Put's in C4 plastic explosives
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 29, 2008, 12:54:55 PM: You get gum.

I put more less salt in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 29, 2008, 06:07:12 PM: The machine gives you a list of how much it hates you.

I put in chocolate flavored kesses
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 29, 2008, 06:53:02 PM: Lukkas gains +1 fail point

Puts a fist into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 29, 2008, 07:00:51 PM: I say: "You sick bastard... STOP FISTING THE GODDAMN MACHINE! WHAT KIND OF FETISH IS FISTING ANYWAY!?!?"

I put a pink marshmallow into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 29, 2008, 07:12:01 PM: I cut off your ear for posting faster than me.

I show this prehistoric bitch how we do things down town.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 29, 2008, 08:04:29 PM: I wait till someone puts something in the machine cause Dominicy failed to put something in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 30, 2008, 01:27:33 AM: Quote from: Bluhman on June 29, 2008, 07:00:51 PM
I say: "You sick bastard... STOP FISTING THE GODDAMN MACHINE! WHAT KIND OF FETISH IS FISTING ANYWAY!?!?"

I put a pink marshmallow into the machine.
You get a burn marshmallow!

I put in the theme music for zeldas item find
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 30, 2008, 01:31:37 AM: Gutsman's ass (DUN UUUUUHHHHHH!!!!) Comes out.

I put West Egg into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 30, 2008, 03:23:39 AM: Yay someone got the reference (?)

You get East Chicken.

I put Ned Flanders in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on June 30, 2008, 04:30:01 AM: The machine spams Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!
Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!Diddally daddaly doodaly do dado!

I put in the koolaid guy!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 30, 2008, 04:46:19 AM: Jets of koolaid spray out of every orifice of the machine at break neck speed, breaking any one's bones who gets in the way.

I jump in the way to save some random person, mouth open, ofcourse ;D
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 30, 2008, 12:01:11 PM: I stab you from behind as you save me.

I fix the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 30, 2008, 05:09:58 PM: The machine pees hot tar on you.

I take the knife out of my back and shove it into the coin slot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 30, 2008, 07:51:39 PM: A Mointain Dew pops out.
I take Dom´s Mountain Dew before he has the chance to drink it, and shove it into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 30, 2008, 08:59:29 PM: The mountain dew is sprayed all over your body, then the machine throws out a ton of little ribbons of plastic.

I put two scoops of ice cream and pour root beer into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 30, 2008, 09:07:06 PM: Another Mountain Dew comes out, along with a filthy little orphan.
I kick the orphan back into the machine, and throw the Mountain Dew can at Bluhman.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on June 30, 2008, 09:23:33 PM: I beat you to death for stealing my Mountain Dew. Oh, right, and Bluhman falls over dead from a can to the brainstem.

I throw the nearest object into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 30, 2008, 10:03:53 PM: You miss the machine completely, the object hits Bluhman´s dead body. Thus, nothing comes out of the machine.

Solid Snake takes you by surprise and throws you into the machine, then he hops off like a bunny rabbit.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Koopapooper on July 01, 2008, 03:45:35 PM: Tingle from zelda and 2 pennys come out.

Tingle takes the change and sells you a map. I ~~steal~~ take the map and put it in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 01, 2008, 05:10:51 PM: I shout "Zelda!" three times before anyone can react. Zelda jumps out of the machine.

I tear off one of the machine's soda selection buttons and shove it into the dollar slot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Koopapooper on July 01, 2008, 05:49:34 PM: The machine ate you and said " You forgot to put something in sucka"

I kick the machine and unplug it and put the plug in the change slot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 01, 2008, 06:19:24 PM: Giant, white, circular ships start firing at the machine.
(Too stretched? I'm referring to white blood cells.)

I cram Cell (http://dragonballzcellgames.tripod.com/cell/dbz5.jpg) down the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Koopapooper on July 01, 2008, 06:31:53 PM: This happens: (http://sweet.socialpets.net/12750103187p6673.jpg)

I put the machine in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 01, 2008, 06:44:07 PM: The machine, in rage, decides to turn you inside out.

I put a whale into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Koopapooper on July 01, 2008, 07:18:35 PM: Epic win comes out.
I put everyone into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on July 01, 2008, 07:21:11 PM: You get nothing.

I put something original (we're running out of stuff that is o_o) in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Koopapooper on July 01, 2008, 07:24:00 PM: Ideas come out.

I put a clown nose in with a clown attached.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 01, 2008, 08:10:19 PM: Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB1zWEhgrLs) comes out.
Tingle quickly runs up shoves the game back in, and shivers. Then he jumps around for 30 seconds and shows off how much of a useless Assist Trophy he is.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: hippieshopper on July 01, 2008, 10:51:54 PM: You get some Old Spice.

the hippie puts a copy of Final Fantasy VII in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 01, 2008, 11:21:11 PM: You get a scratched up copy.

I put in hippies hat on his pic.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on July 01, 2008, 11:57:23 PM: You get hemp.

I put money in and press the Iced Tea button.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 02, 2008, 12:05:42 AM: You get Iced Tea.
You don´t drink it, you put it back into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 02, 2008, 12:09:46 AM: I pull 1 dollar out.....

I put the dollar back in and push the explosion button :blush:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: hippieshopper on July 02, 2008, 12:31:42 AM: You get hippies' pith hat.

the hippie puts Godzilla in the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Koopapooper on July 02, 2008, 01:02:59 AM: King Kong throws him back out.

Jesus raptures the machine and puts satan into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 02, 2008, 02:46:16 AM: The machine finally reacts to the explosion button Felix had pressed two posts ago. It explodes.
Naturally, Satan escapes. He rebuilds the machine into the ~~.::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.~~

...I put all my loose change into the ~~.::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.~~
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: hippieshopper on July 02, 2008, 03:44:06 AM: You get Richard Nixon from the ~~.::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.~~

the hippie puts Stephen Colbert in the ~~.::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.~~
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 02, 2008, 03:51:18 AM: Lil' Bush, Cartman, and Leela come out of the~~.::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.~~

I put Satan back into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on July 02, 2008, 04:32:25 AM: The .::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::. lights on fire and a long, flaming tongue drips out of the machine, shooting cans of demon tuna at us.

Sniffs starts French kissing with the .::!¡VENDING MACHINE FROM HELL!¡::.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 02, 2008, 04:49:40 AM: Domincy gets A MEGA SLAP TO THE FACE.

I throw the body into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 02, 2008, 04:57:51 AM: You get an old guy that keeps asking you to sit on his lap

I put google in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 02, 2008, 05:00:36 AM: Jeeves comes out and crucifies you.
I put your body in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 02, 2008, 05:09:42 AM: Why do i always die!!! its not fair!!!!!
A cow soul comes out.

I put in pwn's old cat pic in!!!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 02, 2008, 05:27:12 AM: The Legend of Zelda comes out
Kirby comes out of a time rift and crawls into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 02, 2008, 07:19:59 PM: DK comes out of the machine!

I put the essence of randomness into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 02, 2008, 09:08:51 PM: The world turns gray due to lack of comedy.

"But... the future refused to change."

I put Chrono Trigger into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 03, 2008, 12:43:46 AM: pulls out chrono cross YAY!

Put's in a fetus
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 03, 2008, 07:24:31 AM: A dead baby comes out. With a bomb shoved into its throat. Here, you have it.

I put a bad Internet connection into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 03, 2008, 06:04:10 PM: I get epic lag on this labtop

+50 lag points

no!!!!!!

Put's a Ipod into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Tomi on July 05, 2008, 04:22:34 AM: The ipod feels naughty and turns into an ipod touch.

I put my heart and soul in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 05, 2008, 08:17:10 PM: Your body and mind come out.

I put a Lincoln log cabin into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 05, 2008, 09:34:38 PM: Bluhman's new hat comes out.

I slam soda cans into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on July 06, 2008, 02:11:17 AM: It give you a diet Coke.

I put the band Metalica.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 07, 2008, 05:54:28 PM: Congratulations, you get a Coca-Cola. You also get to keep it and drink it. (WOW COOL)
You decide you don´t want it, and put it back in.

...Loser.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on July 07, 2008, 05:58:00 PM: Gamera comes out, eats you and jumps back in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 07, 2008, 06:31:12 PM: nothing comes out.

I put an arcade coin in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 08, 2008, 01:35:18 AM: Dig Dug Comes out

I put in a syrupy keyboard!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 08, 2008, 02:26:50 AM: A canadian comes out, aye?

I put in a toasted toast that was toasted in a toaster.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on July 08, 2008, 02:43:29 AM: Rodan comes out eats you and the cnadian.

I put Soulcalibur and Souledge in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 08, 2008, 02:51:35 AM: You get a movie that was never released.

I put in world hunger.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on July 08, 2008, 03:11:36 AM: You get Gorge W. Bush,

I put a Mountian Troll in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 08, 2008, 03:13:18 AM: Lord Waffles comes out.
I put him in and put maple syrup in along with him.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 08, 2008, 06:19:32 PM: You get metoube.
I put metoube in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 08, 2008, 07:36:39 PM: You get crappy videos of you dancing.

I put in potatoes.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 08, 2008, 07:49:16 PM: You get a different pronunciation of the aforementioned group of potatoes.
I put Claudio Sanchez into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lokoczoko on July 09, 2008, 09:31:40 AM: :yell:yuck my scary grandma falls out of vending machine
and wanna kill me cuz i put she there
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on July 09, 2008, 01:26:05 PM: You have ruined the fabric of time; a wormhole opens up and suck you into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on July 09, 2008, 01:31:12 PM: Pure awesomeness comes out.
I put an orange square shaped candy in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 09, 2008, 02:59:28 PM: A guy in a orange square shaped candy suit comes out to rape you. Have fun.

I put it Red's fears.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on July 09, 2008, 05:37:57 PM: You get a yellow woman.

I put pleasant and Mecha godzilla the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 09, 2008, 06:03:35 PM: Lukerson Fishwalker jumps out of the machine and kicks you in the face.
I put Claudio Sanchez into the machine... Again.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 09, 2008, 10:13:30 PM: You get some Oranges.

I put Enrique Igleseas in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on July 10, 2008, 07:34:24 AM: A big question mark comes out.
I put an ant with a a big top hat in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 10, 2008, 07:01:08 PM: You get Bluhman's brother, Antman!

I put in Soundgasm songs.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 10, 2008, 08:01:25 PM: You get more pure awesomeness.

I put the more pure awesomeness of Soundgasm into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 10, 2008, 08:28:32 PM: It is reborn with a Soundgasm logo.

I put in more pills.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 11, 2008, 05:03:08 AM: It tries to take your moms purse and your lamp next to you.

i put in Dr. K cola with a bag over it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 11, 2008, 05:05:38 AM: You get Almeidaboo on crack.

I put my lazyness in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on July 11, 2008, 07:21:29 PM: The machine generates a red shirt out of thin air and slowly rusts away. VERY METAPHORICAL, NO, SNIFFY BOY!?

Er...

I put in failed attempts at comed- better yet, I put in the Ghost Busters, because that movie wasn't quite as good as I expected. :c
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on July 11, 2008, 11:36:53 PM: You get Gostbusters Remixed by Davi Dent.

I put Dr. doom and Superman in the machine.
After i leave a Guy in a hoodie with a Mask vandalizes the machine and grafettis over
the soundgasm logo.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 11, 2008, 11:46:51 PM: Superdoom and Doctor Man come out.

I put Doctor Robotnik into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 12, 2008, 01:34:58 AM: You get the horrors of Sonic in 3D.

I put fake video game art in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 12, 2008, 04:10:35 AM: AHHH!!! Real ~~monsters~~ video game art comes out!

I put a dirty T-shirt into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 12, 2008, 04:31:25 AM: A few quarters and the same shirt comes out with a note:
DRY CLEANERS!

I put in alt numb pad letters and symbols
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on July 12, 2008, 11:50:29 AM: You get fustration.

I put mater into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on July 12, 2008, 11:54:46 AM: You caused a chain reaction. Now vending machines all over the world is spewing out demonic minions that feeds upond Dr.Pepper bottles.

I put a singer in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on July 12, 2008, 12:03:04 PM: You get David Haslehoff.

I fight off the demons and stuff them in the machine,then
i take out a P-90 and shoot into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on July 12, 2008, 04:23:15 PM: Bullets comes out and hit you in the head. Afterwards a great voice echoes through out the universe saying: M-M-MONSTER KILL!.

I put the number 39 in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 12, 2008, 04:53:07 PM: The number 23 comes out.

I put the cowbell in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 12, 2008, 06:34:30 PM: Cow comes out and crushes you.

I put a giant chicken into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 12, 2008, 08:19:21 PM: You get a spider and a web that has a shape that forms "Overweight"

I put in Pokemon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: hippieshopper on July 12, 2008, 09:44:12 PM: You get a green wallet.

I put in a picture of Bender
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on July 13, 2008, 09:37:21 AM: The vending machines transforms to a gigantic cross and starts singing "Halleluja".

I put a Fallout game in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: hippieshopper on July 13, 2008, 05:09:56 PM: The Machine falls in the window.

The Hippie puts in a roll of duct tape.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 13, 2008, 05:35:01 PM: The machine seals its slot closed.

I stare at the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: GaryCXJk on July 13, 2008, 05:48:29 PM: Machine stares back.

I stare back stronger.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on July 13, 2008, 06:13:58 PM: The machine whimpers and a puff of black smoke comes out.

I swear and kick the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 14, 2008, 01:16:55 AM: The machine proceeds to do the same to you. I mean kick you in the balls, not laugh at you.
I put three and a half quarters into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 14, 2008, 02:08:23 AM: The machine gives you a pop can filled with egg yoke.

i put the new ranking system in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 14, 2008, 02:30:31 AM: You get to be an associate.
I put Dragonium´s ranking system in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 14, 2008, 03:32:34 AM: I pull out the old ranking system!
I put in the old Attachment feature
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 16, 2008, 10:52:16 PM: It attaches a paper to you. With a staple.

I put a rusty gate into the machine.

EDIT: User was given a 3655 day Ban for this post
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 17, 2008, 12:49:37 AM: The machine ends world hunger and makes everyone on Earth have an orgasm all at once.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 18, 2008, 05:00:30 AM: I put in a 12" ruler sword, paper shield, and fingernail polish.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 18, 2008, 05:02:03 AM: Final Fantasy X-2 come out.

I shove it back in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 18, 2008, 05:21:21 AM: Sonic 2006 comes out.

I put Peter the Great into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 18, 2008, 09:09:24 AM: I pull out Felix

I put in Uberpwn
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 18, 2008, 09:16:29 AM: I pull out Uberpwn.
i put in a taco.
A taco comes out.
I kick the broken machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 18, 2008, 09:17:44 AM: "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME" the machine cries.

I attempt to put the taco back in, with hopes of a better result this time.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 18, 2008, 09:42:02 AM: A burrito comes out

I put a [spoiler]Spoiler[/spoiler] into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 18, 2008, 12:12:53 PM: You get several cliffhangers thrown at you.

I put MOAR into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 18, 2008, 05:57:32 PM: Less comes out. (What a rip off...)

I jam a slim jim into the coin slot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 18, 2008, 07:00:05 PM: Fat Albert comes out.

I put toast into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 18, 2008, 08:27:40 PM: A fail vagina comes out
I put Oblivion into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 18, 2008, 08:29:36 PM: Win starts flooding out of the machine. (You were referring to the game, right?)

I put the Soul Edge Complete into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 18, 2008, 08:31:51 PM: Night Terror Comes out(Hard mode)

Felix Dies in 2 hits!

Try again

Hels noess!

I put MK Armageddon's character creator into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 19, 2008, 01:18:03 AM: I get a new vending machine but it's broken so I throw it at an old lady...

and put in the machine a quarter she had in her purse.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 19, 2008, 03:07:35 AM: A soda comes out. You open it, but instead of it squirting out soda, it explodes, blasting you to bits.

I put in a TIE Fighter.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 19, 2008, 03:46:37 AM: You get the Deathstar...

It shoots at earth hits...
and shows a miss battle animation
0-dmg
I Put a nuke into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 19, 2008, 04:11:33 AM: Get the troll in girlfriends underpants

throws virginity into the machine

(if you've never seen clerks you wouldn't understand...)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 19, 2008, 07:54:00 AM: The machine explodes, as it already lost it's virginity and it's completely and utterly impossible for one to regain it.

A new machine rolls along in a cart. I put Dr. Scrachansniff into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 19, 2008, 05:41:14 PM: I piece the old machine back together and roll it back in. Then I throw the new machine off of a bridge. "YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AS THE OLD ONE!" I yell at it, as it plummets into the water.

I run back to the old machine and put a dollar bill in the coin return slot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 19, 2008, 06:55:43 PM: Do you realize how many times this machine has been destroyed. o.o

I put your 534 posts into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 19, 2008, 07:29:04 PM: I take a sludge hammer and break open the machines money box.

I put back in an IOU.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 19, 2008, 10:29:00 PM: It wasn't happy, and vacumes up the money, and you.

I put turducken in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 20, 2008, 01:50:43 AM: Pulls out a ticking timebomb...

decides to put it back in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 20, 2008, 04:55:04 AM: Felix:
I'll disarm the bomb!

(Attempting....)
Bomb armed

Oh S***

Bomb Planted!

Wuawahahah

Round over....
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 20, 2008, 07:02:25 AM: Failure at humor comes out.

Some dude comes up, names it "Meet the Spartans" and throws it in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 20, 2008, 07:04:30 AM: the pit of death comes out

I throw a severed arm into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 20, 2008, 07:12:35 AM: Out comes a Singed Gargoyle Skull! Trade 5 of these in to Keran in the Warrior's Valley for a Kreytan Vest, or a belt pouch!
I put in Guild Wars.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bedinsis on July 20, 2008, 09:37:56 AM: Nothing comes out. After shaking the machine for a while, a note saying "We're sorry, the citizens of Machine cannot be of assistance due to trying to reach level 35."
After a while WoW comes out.

I put in three mice with three dice.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 20, 2008, 09:41:25 AM: But you can only get to lvl 20 in Guild Wars!!?!??!?!? *head explodes*
Head rolls into machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 20, 2008, 02:08:49 PM: Reaches into the machine and pulls out WoW again, o wait it only looked and played like WoW it was just a turd.

Puts it back in the machine and leaves to find a better game...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 20, 2008, 02:10:03 PM: Pulls out Air rivals

w00t

Puts FlyFF into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 20, 2008, 02:13:24 PM: Pulls out giant Whale

puts back in captain Ahab
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 21, 2008, 01:57:09 AM: pulls out captain america

puts in a broken pen
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 03:09:22 AM: Pulls out wonderwoman

Suddenly forgets machine and takes her back to the house...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 21, 2008, 03:12:30 AM: puts rahls urges to pretend to like girls in the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 03:30:31 AM: Pulls urges back out of the machine, I need those

Puts back in the machine Lukas
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 21, 2008, 05:06:56 AM: pulls out Lukas

puts him back in >___<
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 02:16:23 PM: Pulls condom out of the machine

puts the wrapper back in...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 21, 2008, 02:18:08 PM: pulls Candy out....>___> slowly backs away from machine....
Pulls pin
counts to 3
throws it at machine
Miraculously it lands in the vend area
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 02:22:39 PM: Veding machine turns out to be superman in his mildmannered item dispencing machine disguise, your grenades does no damage.

Though superman does decide to turn the other cheek.

I put in a piece of kryptonite...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on July 21, 2008, 04:45:34 PM: The machine shrivels up and dies.
*I curse in german*
*Fixes the machine..AGAIN...*
Okay let's try this again.
I put Mars and FF2 in the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 08:04:53 PM: Pulls out marshan Super Nintendo.

Puts in Xbox 360.

(SNES is better)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 22, 2008, 03:04:53 AM: win floods out of machine

Puts in Wii
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2008, 12:01:23 PM: Pulls out Mario cart and Res. Evil 4

puts back in aura of awesomness
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on July 24, 2008, 12:46:18 AM: pull out a awsome token...
I need this more then you!!!!

puts in cheeze whiz
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2008, 02:02:34 AM: pulls out pizza

puts back in Cher
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: GaryCXJk on July 26, 2008, 03:32:49 AM: Pulls out Celine Dion.

Puts back Kenny Rogers.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 26, 2008, 01:01:31 PM: Machine spits out Metallica and AC/DC... Decides this machine needs better music.

Gives it Disturbed and DragonForce CD, the machine looks much happier now.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 26, 2008, 01:27:18 PM: Job for a Cowboy comes out ^__^
Puts in MMO
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 26, 2008, 01:40:53 PM: Pulls out runescape

puts back in spiritual equilibrium
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 26, 2008, 01:44:30 PM: Pulls out grenade without pin. I eat the grenade and belch manly fire.

Puts back in a emp grenade without pin.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 26, 2008, 03:05:33 PM: pulls out star wars battle fronts 2

Puts Fail token into machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 26, 2008, 03:59:46 PM: Pulls out trekky fan

Throws trekky fan back in quickly as well as copy of starwars, hoping he'll abandon his ability to speak fluent klingon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: GaryCXJk on July 27, 2008, 09:43:47 PM: Returns the trekky fan, now converted to LotR fan, being able to speak fluent elvish. The copy of Star Wars is not returned.

Puts in the LotR fan with a bomb, which should obliterate the fan.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 27, 2008, 09:51:48 PM: Pulls out LOTR fan as fast as I can! You can never get a diehard LOTR fan down, you should know that.

puts in a badge of merit for turn from trekky to LOTR fan, somethng we can all look foward to in the betterment of mankind.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 28, 2008, 06:05:05 PM: Pulls out Badger

Puts in KOTOR
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 28, 2008, 06:46:32 PM: Takes out fighting lasers..... with steel swords.... ???

Puts back in LOTR The Third Age, now thats a game.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 28, 2008, 08:21:42 PM: Pulls out the Hobbit

Puts in SMRPGLOTSS
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 28, 2008, 09:28:53 PM: Quote from: Felix-0 on July 28, 2008, 08:21:42 PM
Puts in SMRPGLOTSS

You get a Geno doll.

I put silence into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 28, 2008, 09:35:43 PM: Quote from: X_marks_the_ed on July 28, 2008, 09:28:53 PM
You get a Geno doll.

I put silence into the machine.

Yay I get A gENO DOll!!!(wait your supposed to get it!!!)

^__^
I pull out 9mm
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on July 28, 2008, 09:47:30 PM: You put in your life savings to get it.

I drop my half eaten sandwich into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on July 28, 2008, 11:27:42 PM: A jill sandwich comes out.

I put a new game I'm making into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 29, 2008, 12:29:09 AM: pulls out a (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/6060BM.png)

puts in a (http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm217/lukas_charas/FelixFront1.gif)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 29, 2008, 12:57:04 AM: Pulls out (http://www.charas-project.net/forum/Themes/Charas_Blue/images/rank300.png)

Puts in:(http://www.charas-project.net/forum/Themes/Charas_Blue/images/rank3000.png)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on August 03, 2008, 03:03:15 PM: You get MT11.

I put a famous painter in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 03, 2008, 05:26:19 PM: You get a famous plane.

I put (1) inventories into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on August 03, 2008, 07:00:56 PM: You get one (1) Dusty hammer to add to your inventory.

I put in my latest murder victim in hope the machine will hide it from the police.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 03, 2008, 10:41:34 PM: It hides the body of Felix for you.

I put in the color APPLE.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on August 04, 2008, 12:29:08 AM: You get an apparently amazing RPG series that I can't stand.

I put in a log flume ride.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 04, 2008, 12:59:33 AM: You get (1) Archem.

I put a rusty hammer just like the one in my inventory in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on August 04, 2008, 01:20:10 AM: You get a poket knife to add to your inventory.

I put Dragon Fantasy in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on August 04, 2008, 03:19:07 PM: You get a pamphlet listing links to the greatest sites dedicated to Dragophilia

I put Dr. Phil in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on August 04, 2008, 04:51:19 PM: The machine got an mental illness and shut down.

I reboot the machine and put a snail in it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 04, 2008, 10:24:55 PM: Cargo comes out.

I load the cargo into a truck. And then drive the truck into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 04, 2008, 10:52:46 PM: The truck doesn't fit. The machine begins to cry because you hit it.

I put a soul into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on August 04, 2008, 11:01:13 PM: You get a body.

I throw Stu in the machine for getting me addicted to ImageChan XD
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on August 05, 2008, 02:38:56 AM: You get pure evil Stu 2.0.

I put a "Bunny" in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on August 05, 2008, 04:19:04 AM: Something unrelated to a bunny falls out.

I start to wonder why a better version of what we keep putting in the machine...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on August 05, 2008, 07:18:27 AM: The machine reads your thought and then proceed with doing nothing.

I dance an indian dance around the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on August 06, 2008, 06:47:07 PM: The Machine scalps you.

I put Chicken man in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 12, 2008, 03:32:14 PM: X_Marks_the_ed comes out.

I put ed back into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Tomi on August 13, 2008, 06:04:41 PM: A floppy penis comes out (get it? ed = erectile disfunction omg lol)

I put in Root Beer.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 13, 2008, 07:02:16 PM: A drunken tree comes out (get it? Alcohol for the roots of a plant omg SHUTUP IT IS FUNNY)

I put a TOMI I MISS YOU into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 13, 2008, 07:15:44 PM: The machine starts playing Tenacious D's "Dude (I Totally Miss You)" from speakers that, somehow or another, by some godly will, just now appeared on the machine.

I put a severed human hand in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 13, 2008, 07:29:40 PM: Captain hook jumps out ecstatically with the hand you just tossed in, saying "Maybe the doctors can reattach it!!"

I put a hole in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 13, 2008, 07:32:06 PM: The machine starts squirting soda out of the hole *squirt squirt!*

I put an empty picture frame into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on August 13, 2008, 07:37:57 PM: Pulls out My Pic's

Put's SimRPG maker into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 13, 2008, 07:38:39 PM: Can not use grammar correctly. Does not get anything.

I put a dodongo into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 13, 2008, 07:52:54 PM: Nothing Happens.

Link puts a bomb into the machine...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on August 13, 2008, 07:53:58 PM: wonders how come he fails at typing...

Felix gained Bomb Bag

Puts SC4 into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dragonium on August 13, 2008, 08:02:06 PM: Stupidity Club 5 comes out.

I put butter into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 13, 2008, 08:16:40 PM: Shrimp Scampi comes out, on a delicious rice pilaf with a side of steamed brocolli and pasta, but then Moosetroop charges by and swallows it whole. :(

I put chocolate bars into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dragonium on August 13, 2008, 08:22:12 PM: Liquorice bartenders come out.

I put into machine into the put machine into machine the machine put.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 13, 2008, 08:23:09 PM: You get an error.

I put a dead baby into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on August 16, 2008, 06:19:21 PM: Pulls out birth control.

Puts back into the machine fire and brimstone.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on August 17, 2008, 12:10:22 AM: a baby comes out

i put a toe in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rayonius on August 17, 2008, 12:13:27 AM: after being pulled through the machine by your toe, you come out, horribly bloodied.

I put a can of soda into the soda machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on August 17, 2008, 12:15:19 AM: you get $1.50

i put 1 million dollers into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 17, 2008, 12:49:12 AM: The machine asks you what the hell dollers are.

I put lotsa spaghetti into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on August 17, 2008, 12:55:39 AM: a meatball comes out

i put msn into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 17, 2008, 03:27:21 AM: you get blocked.

I put Mironic into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on August 17, 2008, 03:28:25 AM: The machine's spell check program crashes.
I put Megaman ZX: Advent in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 17, 2008, 03:32:02 AM: Mini Megaman comes out... Which just makes him a man!

I put 128 chips into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on August 17, 2008, 04:00:04 AM: Mironic pops back out... ugh...(Gives him to Bluh)

I put France into the machine...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 17, 2008, 04:14:45 AM: Cargo comes out. Each box of cargo has "ES" printed on its sides. Strange.

I put Chris Chandler into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on August 17, 2008, 05:05:03 AM: a dead guy comes out

i put a shirt in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 17, 2008, 05:18:32 PM: You get a shirt that say's, "i donts uze spel chexerz"

I put in Spell Check.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on August 17, 2008, 05:24:48 PM: Someone other than Mironic comes out.

I put a cold fusion reactor in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 17, 2008, 07:23:32 PM: You get a hot fusion reactor..

I put in (1).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on August 18, 2008, 12:43:39 AM: Elmo slides out holding a big foam 2 in one hand and flipping you off with the other.

I stuff a map to get to Sesame Street into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on August 19, 2008, 04:54:08 AM: a printed set of Google Map directions leading you into the ghetto of your nearest big city to a Sesame Street.

I put a flask in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 19, 2008, 05:11:20 AM: Ye FLASK comes back out. If thou werest thy dungeonman, thou quest would be quite over now...

What shall ye doest? > I put a Sonic 3 and Knuckles cartridge into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on August 19, 2008, 06:47:33 AM: 20 gold rings bounce out.

I stuff a dead cadbury bunny up the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: markedcards00 on August 19, 2008, 08:51:11 AM: A pair of chopsticks comes out.

I put a two-way radio into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on August 19, 2008, 06:05:01 PM: some bizzare man in a clown costume comes out

i put in a nacho
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 19, 2008, 06:19:46 PM: You get cheese.

I put in a E double sharp.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 19, 2008, 10:39:30 PM: You get G Flattened.

I put Mew into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on August 20, 2008, 08:43:33 AM: Mewtwo slides out and askes you to stop staring at his penis.

I lob my head off and am lucky enough for it to roll into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on August 20, 2008, 07:28:51 PM: William Shatner comes out.

I put William Shatner's now severed hand in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 20, 2008, 09:45:11 PM: Thing from The Addams Family leaps out and gives you a slap. Then walks away.

I put a D^# chord into the machine with my harp.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on August 21, 2008, 12:31:32 AM: Alvin and the Chipmunks come sliding down.

I stuff the fat one back in, but only half of him fits.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on August 21, 2008, 12:26:35 PM: Pulls out Will Farrel's latest movies....

Puts them them back in dissipointed that'll he never make another good movie again like ancorman.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on August 22, 2008, 11:38:44 AM: I pop out

i put me back in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on August 22, 2008, 03:10:04 PM: A new terminal illness comes out, and spreads throughout the world.

I put in the cure.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on August 22, 2008, 03:15:41 PM: a bum comes out and steals the cure before it goes in all the way

luckily theres another one, which gets put back in also
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on August 22, 2008, 10:32:51 PM: My zombified head rolls out. I bite your fingers off.

I spit your fingers back in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on August 23, 2008, 03:37:14 AM: Two men leave the machine

One man enters
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: markedcards00 on August 25, 2008, 07:19:44 AM: A ninja comes out.

I put an empty Dr. Pepper bottle in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 25, 2008, 07:32:34 AM: A motolov cocktail comes out.

I put this thing in:
(http://ll-629.ea.com/spore/static/thumb/500/009/629/500009629651.png)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 27, 2008, 01:21:50 AM: You get god's rejects.

I put in My soul gem.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 28, 2008, 01:11:05 AM: The machine negates it. Because you don't have a soul gem. (Bluhman hasn't stolen your stole, and turned it into one. Lucky bastard.)

I put in a Youtube poop video.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 28, 2008, 03:17:59 AM: You get spaghetti on toast.

I put twelve tokens into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on August 28, 2008, 06:41:05 AM: One giant Hatoken comes out.

I throw in a tiger uppercut.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 31, 2008, 09:21:42 PM: You get kitten undercut

I put the kitten into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on August 31, 2008, 11:45:25 PM: My horribly mutilated corpse comes out

I crawl back in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 01, 2008, 01:08:22 AM: Half of a zombie comes out.

I put the zombie back in, with a mustache taped to its face.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 01, 2008, 05:53:00 AM: A Wii comes out

I put my now dead 360 in, then go play Metroid

(almost true story)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 01, 2008, 07:29:03 AM: gets red ring of death

Puts in Red vs Blue
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 01, 2008, 08:20:33 AM: A copy of Halo Wars comes out.

I reach inside the machine to pickpocket the coin case.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 01, 2008, 08:54:13 PM: No coins come out, although everything for the past 50 something pages does...do...whatever is grammatically correct

I put in Murky the Murloc
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 01, 2008, 09:24:42 PM: The machine does a /jranger.

I throw several MMORPG's out the window...

And then I put a ship in a bottle into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on September 01, 2008, 10:21:15 PM: a bluhman ina can comes out!

Puts in halo record after game
5 kills : 7 deaths : its over 9000 assists
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 01, 2008, 10:41:46 PM: The Showoff reward comes out

I put in an Oscar...
What?
It was acquired legallyI think
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 01, 2008, 11:19:46 PM: Out comes an emmy.

I feed the machine a sonic kick.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 02, 2008, 12:07:58 AM: Blood comes out.

I put the machine in a hospital.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 02, 2008, 12:20:30 AM: The hospital puts you into it's psych ward, for thinking the vending machine is injured

I put CSI into the vending machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 02, 2008, 12:27:37 AM: Awesome comes out

I put the awesome back in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 02, 2008, 12:36:57 AM: (http://failurecasca.de/wp-content/uploads/awesome_med.png) EATS YOU.

I put a handgcannon into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 02, 2008, 12:43:13 AM: A Jill sandwich comes out, almost crushing you. "That was too close" you say to yourself.

I put a child into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 02, 2008, 01:02:11 AM: The child comes out a man.

I punch that man in the face, turn him around, and kick his *** back in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 02, 2008, 01:16:50 AM: The man comes out a werewolf!

I put a silver fork in his eye and kick him out a door, whilst yelling "YIFF IN HELL FURFAG!!!" And then I put a quarter into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 02, 2008, 03:22:43 AM: Suprisingly enough, a Dr. Pepper falls out. Then another, and another until your overcome with Dr. Pepper cans. They then reform into a giant robot and enter a Tekken style battle with the vending machine.

The Dr. Pepper robot feeds the machine a can sandwich (similar to the knuckle sandwich, but you know...).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 02, 2008, 06:55:21 AM: The machine turns out to be the Mountain Dew Machine off of Transformers, then gets into an epic fight with the Dr Pepper robot.

I make Evil King Stan destroy the fight with one of his rarely done moves, after successfully complementing him, then replace the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 02, 2008, 03:07:47 PM: I feed the machine a twinkie. Cause fruckert forgot to.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on September 02, 2008, 03:29:26 PM: The vending machine purrs in pleasure then proceed to rape you.

I put in a three feet pole covered with stickers in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 02, 2008, 03:36:47 PM: A 12 foot pole comes out, covered with tattoos.

I put my arm into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 02, 2008, 05:52:33 PM: My foot comes out...(WTF is that possiable)

"Hey I always needed an extra leg!

Puts in Warts Leg
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 03, 2008, 02:59:19 AM: Bowser comes out and eats Wart's leg

I put in a bag of Cinnamon Twists (nom nom nom)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 03:25:20 AM: pick up sticks Comes out

I put sonic in the machine.

(( learned how to spell FTW ))
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 03:31:31 AM: Super Sonic falls out.

I put the entire continent of africa into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 03, 2008, 03:47:25 AM: A cure for AIDS comes out

I put in my entire life savings
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 03:49:18 AM: a chocolate-bar falls out

i put my shorts into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 03, 2008, 03:53:05 AM: Nothing comes out. I shake the machine, and then finally, a small rubber duck falls out.

I send the machine a YOGA FIRE.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 03, 2008, 03:54:52 AM: Yoda falls out...

I put 300 nulls into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 03, 2008, 05:50:26 PM: 300 Voids come out
I put in KOTOR(star wars: Knigts OF The Old Republic)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on September 03, 2008, 06:21:51 PM: The machine ignores you.

I put a IOSYS cd in it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on September 03, 2008, 06:30:58 PM: The machine gives you one (1) I.O.U. slip and a middle finger.

I put extra virgin olive oil into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 03, 2008, 06:32:24 PM: West Virgina comers out

Puts in New charas banners(we need some)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 03, 2008, 10:10:58 PM: "charas banners (we got some)" Come out...?

I put a wepon into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 04, 2008, 03:41:33 AM: acid comes out...

I put cheese into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 04, 2008, 05:47:18 PM: Light crusider comes out( the word cheeze reminded me of the seag genisis game Light crusiader...cause cheeze healed poison >__<)

Puts in Sega Game Gear
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MSlash67 on September 04, 2008, 06:45:56 PM: Sonic the Hedgehog comes out.

Puts in a boot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 04, 2008, 07:23:47 PM: a shoe comes out

i put... GIRL into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Giant on September 04, 2008, 07:57:52 PM: A korean transvestite comes out.
Enjoy.

I put too much faith in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on September 04, 2008, 07:58:59 PM: The negative value of the square root of infinity comes out.

I put displaced air into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 04, 2008, 10:39:11 PM: Quote from: Lukas on September 01, 2008, 10:21:15 PM
a bluhman ina can comes out!

Puts in halo record after game
5 kills : 7 deaths : its over 9000 assists

lol thats no show-off thats him complaining cause an assist usually means someone stole your kill LOL
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 05, 2008, 02:01:56 AM: *Pushes Felix-0 out of the way* A extremely smelly fart is released.

I put a bootleg copy of spore into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 05, 2008, 05:33:35 AM: Awesome no after 3 install lock comes out (true story, no I'm not a pirate)

I put in all the worlds Japanophiles

(sorry for the edit, my original was dumb)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Djanki on September 05, 2008, 04:41:09 PM: You get AIDS.

I put in a laser.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 05, 2008, 05:49:30 PM: Shoop da woop comes out

I put cowbell in the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 05, 2008, 08:19:37 PM: "FAIL!!!" The machine yells as it thwacks you over the head with a ruler.

I put an electric bill into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 05, 2008, 08:25:00 PM: bullet bill comes out

puts in iPhone
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 06, 2008, 02:33:51 AM: 60000000 bees come out and rape you....

i put some papers into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 06, 2008, 03:59:56 AM: book of books come out

I put 9999 needles into the machine and press the cactuar dance button
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 06, 2008, 04:15:31 AM: The Machine uses 10,000 needles on Felix-0.
Felix takes 10,000 damage.
Felix was K.Oed.
Felix-0 received a Bundle of catus needle. Bundle of Catus needles added to iventory.
The Vending Machine gains 150XP

I put an Improbility Drive in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 06, 2008, 04:28:58 AM: Yarn puke comes out

I put in my imaginary collection of ferret skulls
...
Don't ask
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 06, 2008, 06:13:38 AM: baby skulls come out

Felix puts Muffin pie in the machine *mmm mmm good*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 06, 2008, 06:23:09 AM: The machine levels up, seeing as it already has 150xp and your pie had a hidden rare candy (woot!)

I put in Jamaica
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 07, 2008, 09:56:19 AM: The entire world's pot supply comes out.

I put in a J-roller.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 08, 2008, 01:38:43 AM: The machine is stoned, and a guy named Killa comes out and hit's you in the stomach.
"Where's my money, boy?"
*You are shot in the knee cap*
"Where my money!"

I put Jet in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Djanki on September 08, 2008, 02:12:48 AM: You get the Real Folk Blues from the vending machine.

Hey, wait, I never did find out what The Real Folk Blues where...whether they were real blue folk, or blues for real folk, or folks for real blue...

...I put my thusly revived confusion into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 08, 2008, 02:26:43 AM: You get Remedie to the worlds confusion. A man-who-is-not Dargonium-in-a-suit steals it and locks you in a box.
"Nothing happed, now move along." Said Not Dragonuim.

I put my all the world's money in the machine. Then I cram in all the worlds debt.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 08, 2008, 02:30:24 AM: You get a Demon Devt Lawyer, who puts all of the world's money in his pocket, and sues over all of the world's debt.
"Take That!" He yells, as the world is put into even more debt....

I put in "Care for Living Things".
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 08, 2008, 02:36:57 AM: You get "How to Hate the universe and some diminsions you never heard off"

I put a copy of "How to kill a an Ogre" By David Dent.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 08, 2008, 05:46:24 PM: WOW comes out

I put no soul into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on September 08, 2008, 05:56:57 PM: A triple-used placenta comes out.

I put catsup into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 08, 2008, 06:06:41 PM: mustard comes out

I use bundle of needles on machine 9999dmg

It's not very effective....
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 09, 2008, 03:07:10 AM: The machine uses Flare on Felix-0, It's super effective!

I put a demo of Warped in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on September 09, 2008, 02:57:54 PM: The machine Warps the demo of Warps into a demo of Soul Cats.

I put a dancing machine gun into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 09, 2008, 06:05:58 PM: The Machine gun teddies from Conkers bad fur day comes out

I put in DK64
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 10, 2008, 12:47:47 AM: sonic R comes out

i put the tails doll into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 12, 2008, 12:31:54 AM: A Chao comes out (is that how it's spelled?)

I put in Red's Man Boobs
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 12, 2008, 01:31:35 AM: a basket of eggs comes out

I put In 30 posts.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on September 12, 2008, 01:35:10 AM: You have 150 posts.

I close the pool. Due to AIDS.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 12, 2008, 01:36:45 AM: the vending machine attacks you becuase it was swimming there
and it likes it there...

I put in 5090263 eggs...
and 52 cents.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 12, 2008, 02:46:25 AM: You get the number 43, which is not 42.

I put rumors about Kindom Hearts 4 in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 12, 2008, 04:47:02 AM: 358/2 Days comes out

I put in the award for the weirdest game name ever
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 12, 2008, 05:40:37 PM: Guiltine Gears comes out

I put 2 protons into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Djanki on September 12, 2008, 05:44:43 PM: CERN puts two more protons and spins them around, making a Small Hadron Coli-FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU--

I put a replacement for the world in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 12, 2008, 11:58:17 PM: Mech comes out...

I put in a sheep...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 13, 2008, 12:48:46 AM: A wolf dives in the machine and a new species of sheep that eats other sheep comes out.

I put a magic wand in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 13, 2008, 12:53:59 AM: You zap the magic wand, only to have it rebound and turn you into a Gold Beetle
(anyone who knows exactly what game I'm referencing, put an Evil +6 Sword of Rebulstakin into your inventory)

I put in my credit card, with the PIN in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 13, 2008, 01:36:27 AM: The Machine steals your identity. Now it's life sucks.

I put a copy of Hello Kitty Island Adventure into the machine... backwards.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 13, 2008, 04:09:05 AM: the machine Turns pink...

i put blue into the machine...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 13, 2008, 04:21:49 AM: 200 Crips come out and mug you

I put in those stupid math equations with the trains
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 13, 2008, 11:54:38 AM: The train that should have collided with train b rushes out of the machine and runs you down.

I put a dog made of corn into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 13, 2008, 04:25:13 PM: Dogs made of chili come out. But then Sonic runs by to steal them all for some reason.

I put the R-type into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 14, 2008, 01:13:34 AM: A man jumps out in a red suit with a picture book and says "THIS IS WHAT AN R IS!" and points to the pictures of things that begin with R.

I stuff a moldy old pizza hut box into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 14, 2008, 02:01:09 AM: a fresh steaming pile of pizza mold comes out pointing a gun at your head....
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 14, 2008, 03:02:10 AM: Um... A rip in the space-time continuum is created...

I put in three afroamericans!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on September 14, 2008, 07:22:54 AM: Three chains attached to a burning cross followed by a league of gay ku klux klans members comes out.

I dive into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 14, 2008, 07:27:21 AM: You come out, looking quite sickly, with two glasses of milk.

I put apples into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on September 14, 2008, 04:18:18 PM: Apples to apples comes out.

I put Ben Stein into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on September 14, 2008, 07:53:35 PM: Frankenstein comes out. Not the monster, the Scientist.

I put a bagel in the machine and press the Fanta button.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 14, 2008, 08:29:45 PM: A small solider toy falls out with a bagel in hand. You press the button on his back to have him say "You call these bagels?"

I put a full set of rockband instruments, but with a copy of Guitar Hero! World Tour.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 15, 2008, 03:28:10 AM: Pure Awesomeness comes out, I capture it all and put it in a jar.

I put the Jar or Awesomeness in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on September 15, 2008, 07:45:33 AM: A note that says "This note is awesome" comes out.

I put the fingers of five midgets, the wings of a seeing bat, the right claw of a left handed cat and a falling star into a blender. Mix it and pour the goo into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: chronoman on September 15, 2008, 03:12:13 PM: A rare candy comes out

I put Ted Nuget into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 16, 2008, 01:25:34 AM: A Chicken Nugent comes out.

I put rich...creamy...pepperoni into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 16, 2008, 02:21:27 AM: PEPPERONI ICECREAM COMES OUT

i put a nachos into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 16, 2008, 02:43:28 AM: Cheese Dip comes out.

I put a Legendary Sword in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 16, 2008, 04:25:37 AM: Shoddy Dagger comes out

I put in Jergens Lotion
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on September 16, 2008, 04:42:39 PM: A body condom comes out.

I put God into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 16, 2008, 11:43:35 PM: A flaming bag of dog crap comes out.

I put a inventory fad sig into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Djanki on September 17, 2008, 12:44:29 AM: You'd get an item, but I'm too lazy to make one.

I put my bad mood into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 17, 2008, 01:12:24 AM: A bunch of burning dogs as well as Satan come out

I put in the worst movie of all time award
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 17, 2008, 01:46:20 AM: The worst book of all time comes out.

I put a neutron star in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 17, 2008, 06:29:04 PM: A white dwarf comes out

I put in Magus's Black hole skill
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 18, 2008, 01:45:57 AM: A peice of paper falls out. You pick it up to see there is type on it. It says: YOU HAVE LEARNED A NEW TRI TECH. And then Chrono and Frog slice your head off. Letters materialize out of nowhere and say VOLLEYBALL CROSS SLASH.

I put Masamune into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 18, 2008, 03:52:59 AM: Kotetsu comes out.

I put a lightber in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 18, 2008, 05:52:24 PM: Pwned deathstar comes out

I put Stuck up C***'s next to me into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 19, 2008, 01:31:06 AM: Low Class B*** falls out.

I put the internets into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 19, 2008, 02:17:18 AM: HTTP falls out...

I put a box of timmy-ohs into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 19, 2008, 02:33:13 AM: Jet-O's come out! Now with only 85% pure sodium!
Yes! Buy Jet-O's, for that great salty death taste!

I put in a Sexual Education book
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 19, 2008, 05:50:02 PM: SexuaL BUBBLEGUM Comes out

I put The T-virus into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 19, 2008, 09:45:53 PM: A mironic Tyrant comes out... who'd a guess mironic could become one...

I put Agent HUNK's mask into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 20, 2008, 01:59:15 AM: A super chicken come out.
*A epic battle between super chicken and Chisouku ensues*

I put Ed's crown in the machine and then I stuff some dice in just for fun.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 20, 2008, 05:47:03 AM: Seitzer teh gambler from FF6 comes out

I put in Terra from FF6
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 20, 2008, 07:43:52 AM: Piles and piles of Final Fantasy Hentai manga fall on top of you. Nice.

I put a 10 foot tall amazon blow up doll into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 20, 2008, 09:32:40 PM: Wonder Woman comes out

I put Will Smith in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 21, 2008, 01:14:49 AM: Blackie Chan comes out! Whooya!
*An epic battle ensues between Chisouku and Blackie Chan*

I put David Dent, my represenitive in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 21, 2008, 03:12:06 AM: You get R(i)P David Dent for stuff him into a machine.

I put (1) bronze coin into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 21, 2008, 04:00:55 AM: The machine starts flashing, then tells you to hit the mole. You try, fail, then get incinerated

I put 4'000 ringing alarm clocks into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 21, 2008, 06:02:15 AM: The machine hammers you on top of your head, and then rolls over to go back to sleep.

I pour two cups of Folger's (product placement) in the machine. Cause the best part of waking up, is without a dead hooker beside you.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 21, 2008, 08:10:38 AM: i eat it befor you put it in :).

I put Miro-viruses into the machine =D...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 21, 2008, 01:09:54 PM: Microbes come out, and mate inside your stomach!

I put two girls, and a cup, into the machine!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 21, 2008, 06:46:56 PM: My vomit comes out

I put in 20 screaming preteens who just saw a Jonas Brothers concert
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 21, 2008, 06:59:31 PM: 90% of my Calc class, from Friday, come out... damn merging of middle and high school, and the shadow student program..

I put hope into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 22, 2008, 02:54:49 AM: Tons of hopeless people come out. Nice job, you attracted hippies.

I put a cigarette into the machine's coin slot and light it up. I then put peer pressure onto the machine so it inhales.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on September 22, 2008, 02:59:07 AM: The machine dies, and you live in guilt for the rest of your life. A brand new machine replaces the old one!

I put Sasuke fangirls into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 22, 2008, 03:02:45 AM: My fangirls come out... but there are none, so one could say nothing came out...

I put a request for fangirls into the machine!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 22, 2008, 03:12:25 AM: an ugly fat girl comes out

i put a 99999999999999+ into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 22, 2008, 03:53:10 AM: -1 comes out

I put in my "beaches" recent crabs outbreak into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 22, 2008, 09:37:22 AM: A oversized bottle of crabs shampoo falls out. On it says: Careful! They'll pinch the sack!

I pour the bong water into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on September 22, 2008, 05:35:30 PM: Fleur de Lis comes out.

I put a contortionist into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 22, 2008, 05:49:28 PM: A dictinary comes out(I have no idea what a contortionist iz)

I put Wiki into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on September 22, 2008, 08:13:50 PM: Lies and pointless editting come out.

I put a cat in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 22, 2008, 10:59:10 PM: A panther comes out and eats your face

I put in Donnie Darko
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 23, 2008, 01:00:12 AM: Frank comes out and stabs YOU in the eye. Hows that for Ironic huh huh?

I put Hitler's defrosted brain into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 23, 2008, 06:21:56 AM: jhonny dept comes out

i cum in the machine... if you know what i mean
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 23, 2008, 02:34:51 PM: A child comes out, and you're forced to raise it, and marry the machine, while the father/mother (I dont know what you are.) does not help in any way, until you get divorced. After the divorce, the machine does not pay child support, and swings with many other parents, prostitutes, and other whores.

I put Archem 3 into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 23, 2008, 05:48:42 PM: -jEt- 1.0 Comes out

I put Phospor into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 23, 2008, 07:40:47 PM: The machine coughs up a Batman Imitator. Have fun.

I dive like superman into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 28, 2008, 04:50:46 AM: A nuclear holocaust comes out of the machine. Nice.

I find the walmart smiley and knife him and stick him in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 28, 2008, 05:10:21 AM: Krogers wielding a machete comes out!

Krogers Starts slashing a Darrellito
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on September 28, 2008, 08:09:05 AM: *side steps the slashing long enough to throw a credit card into the machine*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 30, 2008, 02:24:03 AM: A Million dollors in credit card debt comes out, with intrest.

I put all the fear of the world in the machine and I put Jet in there.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on September 30, 2008, 06:41:36 PM: Spermicide comes out.

I put a used broken condom into the machine, and then I found 5 bucks.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 30, 2008, 07:39:37 PM: A prostitute named Betty comes out! She swipes the five bucks, and gives you ten minutes! ;)She is 48, and has syphilis

I put dark matter into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 30, 2008, 08:10:22 PM: I rebuild the machine, and a new era, of vending, comes out!

I put the Vedic Aryan goddess, Death, into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on October 01, 2008, 03:59:11 AM: Air Insight Drugs come out also known as aids candies.

i put me into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 01, 2008, 06:46:21 AM: The machine takes a dump, and you fall out cover in slimy brown mucus in a coil.

I deliver a baby next to the machine, then throw the newborn into it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 03, 2008, 12:31:56 AM: The baby comes back out, and subsequently explodes

I put in The Rock, The Energizer Bunny, and Darth Vader into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on October 03, 2008, 01:24:20 AM: Chuck Noris's nemisis comes out. (Super buff, energetic , light saber weilding, anthro Rabit comes out.

I put Chuck Noris into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 03, 2008, 01:27:30 AM: Princess Peach comes out

I put in 4'000 tonnes of flies
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 03, 2008, 08:44:52 AM: The 4's tonnes of flies come back out, this time with suitcases.

I add one egg, beat it, pour it into a pan, add flour, a teaspoon of sugar, and two cups of water and milk, stir, and pour into another pan. I put that into the machine and set it to 375 Degrees Ferinheight.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on October 04, 2008, 04:16:52 AM: the machine says " stop playing with my thing"

i put a random guy in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 04, 2008, 05:06:28 AM: A boring man comes out

I put in Java script
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 04, 2008, 06:07:02 AM: The entire Jagex staff walks out of the machine. Yeah, that one fat bald guy who is teh best at Runescape.

I put a waterproof suitcase full of money into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on October 04, 2008, 09:05:35 PM: fat stacks of cash comes out and the person who made vgcats comes out and i hit him for making a crappy comic.

i put the real meaning of cool in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on October 05, 2008, 12:21:54 AM: Quote from: mironic on October 04, 2008, 09:05:35 PM
i put the real meaning of cool in the machine.

VGCats come out, along with other cool web comics.

I put 8-Bit theater into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 05, 2008, 05:32:43 AM: Some unearthly god offers me a chance to make the world return, and I do. I reverse Black Mage's haddoken with a the dark haddoken, stunning him long enough for me stuff him inside the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 05, 2008, 12:26:10 PM: A White mage comes out and casts Holy on you...

I put [spoiler]Spoiler[/spoiler] into ther machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on October 05, 2008, 08:30:54 PM: The dead corpses of Aeris, Dumbledore, and Jesus tumble out.

I put four skeletons into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 06, 2008, 01:22:12 AM: They come out black and white, and do one of those 40's cartoon skeleton dances.

I stuff a Dr. Pepper into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 06, 2008, 11:10:39 PM: The best suicide drink of all time comes out (if you don't know what that is, go away)

I put in a hobbit, a dwarf, a gnome, a kender, and a baby into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 06, 2008, 11:17:01 PM: Lord of the rings in baby form comes out...

I put in Gif.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 07, 2008, 07:59:50 AM: JPEG comes out and asks how you made the intangible tangible.

I sidestep this conundrum to throw in some laptop speakers.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 08, 2008, 03:04:41 PM: horriable sound quality comes out!

I shove a cookie down the machines throat
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on October 08, 2008, 05:30:04 PM: You get... petroleum jelly!

I put Charas-Project into the machine and laugh maniacally.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on October 08, 2008, 11:56:15 PM: Quote from: Darrellito on October 06, 2008, 01:22:12 AM
They come out black and white, and do one of those 40's cartoon skeleton dances
I swear to god, you read my mind. Also, the Skeleton Dance was made in 1929.

ANYWAYS...

The machine shoots missiles! (lol)

I put the power of the GOD HAND into the machine. By beating it. With my fists.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 09, 2008, 03:49:22 PM: Idle Hands comes out and strangles you (corniest movie I've seen in recent years)

I put in a bunch o' metronomes
And a clock
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 09, 2008, 05:48:08 PM: felix gets mesmerised

felix puts in Abrakadabra (pokemon!)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on October 09, 2008, 06:45:59 PM: alakazam comes out

i put eevee and a moon stone into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Meiscool-2 on October 09, 2008, 07:27:40 PM: The Jonas Brothers come out.

I put Kevin into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 09, 2008, 08:01:30 PM: Aaron* comes out ( note kevin is the name of my brother, and I'm Aaron so *spamlas* )

I put in +5 shirt of smithing
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 10, 2008, 07:34:01 AM: A +18 Cloak of Weight falls on top of you.

I put everyone's last goodbyes into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on October 10, 2008, 08:00:31 PM: The Machine says they don't exist yet.

I put an elephant into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on October 10, 2008, 09:09:59 PM: Poachers come out of the machine, looking for the elephant.

I put the decapitated heads of the Naked Brothers "Band" into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 11, 2008, 04:33:57 PM: Two midget cowboys crawl out chasing each other in a circle around you. They start shooting at each other, and hit you along the way.

I put one of the midget pistols into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 13, 2008, 10:40:25 PM: mini me comes out

I put in lvl.1 weak topic kick into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 13, 2008, 11:45:59 PM: a book of Felix lingo comes out.

I fail to understand and shove it in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 14, 2008, 06:34:59 AM: You pull out, and then the machine sues you for rape charges and a paternity suit for your soon to be child.

10 Years Later (Yeah, that's how long the gestation period is for vending machines.)...

The machine starts giving birth.

Darrellito: I can see it crowning!

I push the hideous half man/machine back in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on October 14, 2008, 01:09:30 PM: Out comes... a still birth, strangled by its own umbilical cord and drowned in its own placenta!

I put a piece of the true cross into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 14, 2008, 10:46:17 PM: Scientology comes out
I put in English for dummies into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on October 15, 2008, 02:22:32 AM: The machine thanks you and doesn't spit anything out. You walk away, crying. It then tells you it was made in China.

I put chips in the machine and press 5.00.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 15, 2008, 08:37:26 AM: The machine vomits carmel candies and cotton balls. Who's job was it to feed the machine last? lilsniffs3.... (Looks at lilsniffs with a disappointed gaze)

I put a nutritious diet into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bartman on October 15, 2008, 07:56:13 PM: The machine is allergic to something you gave it and explodes.

The machine re-materializes than I shove some smelly cheese inside.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 15, 2008, 08:06:58 PM: A smelly cow comes out!

I put in a pair of a pair of pants
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 16, 2008, 12:21:25 AM: A bunch of old nudist men come out

I put in my left sock
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 16, 2008, 10:41:28 AM: A personal copy of spellcheck comes out.

I feed the machine my penis. I cut it off for legal reasons.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bartman on October 16, 2008, 04:50:38 PM: A lawyer tries to sue you, but cannot because you cut it off
So I put the Lawyer back inside the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on October 16, 2008, 06:51:36 PM: A book of technical terms that don't really mean anything falls out.

I drag Mironic into the machine with me with an evil smile on my face.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on October 16, 2008, 08:01:42 PM: Two signs come out, with one reading, "Do not disturb!, and the other saying "Five Bucks to join in. (10 if you're fat)"

I put Rumfeld into the machine, which already has mironic and Dominicy in it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 16, 2008, 09:51:40 PM: Mironic and Dominciy come out drunk...

I put in Alzheimer's disease into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 16, 2008, 10:07:05 PM: A large flow of corndogs falls on top of you and buries you under their deliciousness.

I pour ketchup and mustard upwards into the machine over the corndogs.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on October 19, 2008, 04:56:10 AM: the machine eats you...

i put my brand new " Miroisent pills " makes you just like me into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on October 19, 2008, 05:00:17 AM: What.

I put Wyatt Earp into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 19, 2008, 09:00:04 AM: I come out, along with my home state of South Dakota. Yep, all 12 of us.

I stuff the unfinished Rushmore into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on October 20, 2008, 04:43:16 PM: The finished Rushmore comes out.

I push a few coins into the machine and order another plate of pizza rolls. :3
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on October 20, 2008, 09:58:38 PM: I come out, half naked, and drunk. I ask you for a good time, and give ya a 50.

I put a DVD of the movie XXX into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 20, 2008, 10:31:21 PM: A DVD of Eragon comes out

I put in my cousin, who looks like this :cow:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 21, 2008, 08:35:01 PM: Giant Hamburger comes out I put

:firefox:

into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 22, 2008, 05:08:18 AM: It comes back out

I put pac-man
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on October 23, 2008, 12:55:09 AM: A small note saying 'where do you wish to put pack-man?' falls onto the ground near the machine. You lean down to pick it up and get sucked into the machine. I look over with a :eyes: look.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 23, 2008, 02:15:10 AM: I come back out all mangled and such, then you look at me with a :o look

I call some dude over to shove him into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on October 29, 2008, 10:42:17 PM: The machine parries the shovel.

i put in my hoody
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 30, 2008, 05:44:54 AM: Yo ****ing hood cumz bak out dawg

I put in a Ni knight
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on November 02, 2008, 02:57:10 AM: Two shrubberies come out. One set up normally, and the other is a little lower, and separated, in order to create a little path.

I put a three headed knight into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 02, 2008, 01:39:12 PM: Cerberus babies comes out

I put in a box of arrows
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on November 03, 2008, 04:41:23 PM: They come back out, neatly packaged in a quiver.

I put a pack of gum in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on November 03, 2008, 07:03:17 PM: Horses' hooves come out.

I put a prosthetic arm in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 03, 2008, 10:49:27 PM: a prosthetic penis comes out

I put in a windows 98,
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on November 04, 2008, 08:05:09 AM: A floating tombstone comes out.

I put a pack of rubbers in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on November 05, 2008, 12:01:47 AM: You get stds

I put in a gay wisp
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 06, 2008, 09:18:13 PM: A LoZ poe comes out

I put in Some of the editable parts in lukas's sig
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on November 06, 2008, 09:27:32 PM: You get a small happy meal. Apparently some of those parts weren't so edible.

I put the entire Karate Kid disc set into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on November 07, 2008, 01:48:19 AM: WAR comes out...the movie, that is

I put in Fight Club, Kill Bill, Donnie Darko, and Silent Hill in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on November 09, 2008, 07:48:08 PM: a clone baby comes out.

i put in the right brothers gone left
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on November 11, 2008, 09:14:06 AM: A hydra comes out and absorbs your head, forever binding it to you

I put in all my winnings from Fortunes Tower
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 15, 2008, 03:46:23 AM: You go Bankrupt

I steal the winnings and put in Wal-mart
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on November 19, 2008, 12:54:48 AM: Wal-mart turns into a zombie-ninja-pirate-ogre-elf-locust-twinky-pro skater-demon the size of walmart and eats your hair

i put in old greg
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 19, 2008, 02:23:21 AM: A crappy YouTube video comes out that everyone in Maine can't stop ****ing QUOTING.

I put in the God-Jesus robot from Japan.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on November 20, 2008, 12:26:20 AM: Raptor-Jesus comes out

I put in the NXE
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 22, 2008, 04:35:47 AM: Felix asks, Isisn't that the new program for Xbox360

Pulls out Wii knock off

Felix puts a new update into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on November 22, 2008, 04:41:39 AM: Fatal.error 3210 comes out

I put in my finally working magic system for my game
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: frolicz on November 24, 2008, 04:23:06 PM: I'll put a fish on the vending machine and a aquarium comes out. Could that be possible?. I like his game because it is very enjoyable but horrible to.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on November 24, 2008, 05:10:20 PM: An aquarium comes out, apparently.

I put the wars into the machine, and many people die.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on November 24, 2008, 05:25:08 PM: I googled slowpoke for this. I ended up with nude pregnant people >.>

I throw in a few copies of Twilight, douse them with fire, laugh and dance about as they burn, then put them in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 24, 2008, 07:55:17 PM: A giant rant from some teenage fangirl comes out about how TWILIGHT ISS BEST BOOK EVAR!! I kill it with fire.

I throw that poofy-haired, blank-faced freak calling himself a "vampire" (guy from Twilight... can't remember the idiot's name) in along with Count Dracula.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 24, 2008, 08:00:40 PM: (His name is Edward. I am ashamed to use the alias Edward Omin now.)

You don't get anything, but I jump in after them and suck his blood. He refuses to fight back 'cause he's a pussy.

I come out and put a dollar in the machine as I wipe the blood off my mouth,
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on November 24, 2008, 11:50:26 PM: A United Arab Emirates coin comes out

I put the UAE coin back in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on November 29, 2008, 03:24:31 AM: u get a dime

i put in the crashing economy of AMERICA
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on November 29, 2008, 05:46:55 AM: you get pain and missery.

I put a male black mage and female elf in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 30, 2008, 05:03:14 PM: You get a female elf black mage.

I put Archem in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on November 30, 2008, 05:10:08 PM: You get nothing, because Archem doesn't technically exist.

I place a pinata of Archem into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 30, 2008, 05:12:25 PM: You get porn, because Archem is porn.

I the whole coca cola bottle in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 30, 2008, 05:56:00 PM: You get sue'd for copyright infringement, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

I put in a new graphics card
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 30, 2008, 06:06:33 PM: You get a new sound card.

I put Felix's Charas card game card into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WarxePB on November 30, 2008, 06:40:12 PM: You get a M:TG card.

I place a sloth into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 30, 2008, 07:52:48 PM: Several forum gaming topics explode, and nothing comes out.

I place in the crumbles of a topic in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on November 30, 2008, 11:48:07 PM: *OFF TOPIC!*
If Archem doesn't exist, and Archem is porn, doesn't that mean that porn is nonexistant?

*ON TOPIC!*
A couple hundred bot posts come out, and everybody posts in them, just to piss off Drag :P

I put in grammar
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 02, 2008, 05:24:00 AM: Quote from: fruckert on November 30, 2008, 11:48:07 PM
*OFF TOPIC!*
If Archem doesn't exist, and Archem is porn, doesn't that mean that porn is nonexistant?
*OFF TOPIC!*
If Archem doesn't exist, and Archem is porn, porn is nonexistant, and rule 34 states everything has porn, doesn't that mean 4chan is nonexistant?

*ON TOPIC!*
Every single Writing teacher in the world, ever, comes out all alive and maul you.

I move the machine away from Fruck's rotting body and put Azumanga Daioh in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 03, 2008, 04:36:29 AM: The essence of evil comes out, and destroys my gay twin Fruttart

I put in Fruttarts remains
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 03, 2008, 05:14:17 AM: Fruittart comes back out, alive.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 03, 2008, 05:27:23 AM: The game breaks, because Lilsniff doesn't put anything in

After I fix the game, I put in Roepend
( :yell: )
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WarxePB on December 03, 2008, 12:00:20 PM: You get a length of rope with several knots in it that a clown uses to break your bones and give you really bad rope burn.

I put a bowl of stew in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on December 03, 2008, 11:29:11 PM: You get a bull of Stu.

I make a feeble attempt at putting in all of the awesome that is Austrian Death Machine into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 04, 2008, 12:04:20 AM: A Lazor comes out
/0
|=======================================
\0

I put in a shield door

:upgrade:

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:W9h4YGCFdbs3hM:http://www.force.dk/NR/rdonlyres/2AD0D02F-15A1-4681-851F-F01C357CB662/0/051215_laser_100x90.jpg)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 04, 2008, 12:11:35 AM: *offer topic*
Lawl, (Upgrading)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on December 04, 2008, 01:13:17 AM: More off-topic crap falls out.

I break the machine trying to feed it my procrastinating tendencies.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on December 04, 2008, 02:33:54 AM: I rebuild the machine from adamatium then I place a delfector sheild generator in there.
*Presses restart button*

I put three hundred german engineers in the mahcine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 04, 2008, 04:29:35 AM: The Routan boom comes out
As well as my new nephew/niece

I put in that one dude
You know, that one with the face
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on December 04, 2008, 06:15:41 PM: The one with the shirt comes out

I throw my damn cleric who was criticalled for 30 damage three times in a row in >_>
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on December 07, 2008, 05:11:28 AM: You get Cleric of the Damed

i put in the fragments of my skull
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 07, 2008, 10:14:35 PM: Even more fragments come out

I put in Candleja-
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 08, 2008, 01:08:48 AM: Nothing comes out. You die for doing it wro

I wish for some stu
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 08, 2008, 01:53:21 AM: You get stu, I think
P.S., you did it wrong to. Candlejack doesn't come unles

I put in some more rope
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Lukas on December 11, 2008, 02:03:08 AM: you get moar rope

i put in
O o
/¯____________________________ _______ __
| IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
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Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 11, 2008, 02:21:39 AM: (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2257/2439781488_d393c271c1.jpg)
Comes out

I put in a cooklesnorfikan
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: meyvn MaRa on December 11, 2008, 07:04:43 PM: An hentai-DVD comes out.

I watch it and then I put Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Bean inside (lol).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 23, 2008, 06:24:58 PM: Furry Porn comes out

I laugh at meyvn then put in the Hubble space telescope
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 23, 2008, 10:46:24 PM: Hubbabubba Max comes out

I put in my latest book of a christmas present
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on December 24, 2008, 02:26:13 AM: The master of the written language comes out.

I put a bespectacled Irish man into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 24, 2008, 08:32:41 AM: Save the horse comes out,

puts lost respect for vending machine back in for wanting me to finish that idiotic lyric
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 26, 2008, 05:47:55 AM: You gain 5 Charisma points

I put in 8 Brownie Points
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 26, 2008, 05:50:56 AM: You get special brownies

I put in Holiday Depression
And a cookie
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 26, 2008, 10:14:43 PM: A baby comes out of the machine.

Child support goes back into the machine...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 26, 2008, 10:25:33 PM: you go bankrupt

I put in Jeopardy
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 26, 2008, 10:38:37 PM: Double Dare comes out

I put in the Charas line of toys
(action figures, and the card game)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 27, 2008, 03:02:55 AM: Out comes a second bankruptcy

I put back in Jimmy Haffa
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 28, 2008, 01:47:05 AM: Jimmy Hoffa comes out

I put in this really annoying keyboard I'm using
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 28, 2008, 02:26:10 AM: A Mac comes out

I put in lazer tag
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on December 28, 2008, 03:16:12 AM: Out comes fail.

I put in three grams of megawin.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Giant on December 28, 2008, 03:21:27 AM: Exchange rate 3mw=1ew (Epic Win)

I put my soul in to the heart of the cards.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 28, 2008, 09:37:05 AM: Out come $5,000,000 Mac

I put in $5,000,000 Mac fully upgraded with urine, spit, and a note saying: "Get a PC, the only computer thats worth a dam"

Mac= toilet; get over and on with it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on December 28, 2008, 04:51:42 PM: Out comes a Vietnam veteran, replete with PTSD.

I put in a Zippo!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 28, 2008, 05:05:04 PM: The machine catches fire.

I put a can of oil into the flaming machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Giant on December 28, 2008, 06:25:23 PM: Out comes a flaming homosexual

I put it in lemon and lime.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on December 28, 2008, 07:10:53 PM: You get Fanta, because it's actually good.

I take us back to our roots; I put a wiimote in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 28, 2008, 08:09:51 PM: Resident Evil 4 comes out of the machine.

Puts newfound respect back into the machine, though it has a long way to go (the mac was ultimate disrespect).
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Giant on December 28, 2008, 08:42:06 PM: You get back bitter disappointment, shattering your respect.

I put in the square root of 3.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 28, 2008, 08:50:00 PM: Out comes square root of a tree.

I put back in blind faith.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 28, 2008, 09:13:42 PM: Christianity comes out Sorry, Don't kill me It's America. Okay that was a bad thing to say. If you read this you lose 5 intrawebs

I put in a Trap card
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 28, 2008, 10:48:41 PM: Out of the machine comes Yu-Gi -Oh (or however you spell it)

I put Magic the gathering back into the machine to show it a good game
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on December 29, 2008, 04:00:05 AM: The machine gets fed up with all the 'I'll tap that guffaaw' puns and rejects the game.

I put a femme-bot into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Giant on December 29, 2008, 05:08:39 AM: You get a real girlfriend finally.

I put in wet cookies.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 29, 2008, 05:39:24 AM: Hoochie Mamma Cupcakes come out...Theeeir Gr8!

I put in the 5 intrawebs that Felix made me lose
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Giant on December 29, 2008, 07:06:04 AM: Attempting to give something you don't have causes machine to break.

I put in Max Milligan, the tiniest mechanic on the planet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 29, 2008, 08:33:21 AM: Sam Sampson, the biggest electrician in the world attempts to come out, but instead accidentaly tears the machine apart.
I put a fragment of the machine into the dented and bent chute
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on December 29, 2008, 04:34:40 PM: Smoke comes out.

I put in two grams of Colombian bam-bam.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 29, 2008, 08:10:45 PM: Jamaican Bom-Bom comes out
*boo-hiss*

I put in a question mark
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ThexXtremeXx on December 29, 2008, 08:18:47 PM: coasterkrazy comes out.

I put chuck norris in...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 30, 2008, 12:37:58 AM: Fail meme comes out

I put in ThexXtremeXx's severed toe
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 30, 2008, 01:11:14 AM: Out comes god's warth.

I put in a (http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:rpU1hga3dPfoUM:http://www.embmx.com/images/Monster%2520Energy%2520Drink.jpg)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 30, 2008, 07:03:24 AM: Piss comes out...or does it?
You can never tell with that stuff

I put in my giddy joy at Dark Cloud 2 finally working in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 30, 2008, 10:14:15 AM: Confusion as to what Dark Cloud 2 comes out of the machine.

Place cloud strife figurine back into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 30, 2008, 07:21:40 PM: A Barret doll with working gun comes out

I put in Dirge of Cerberus (I <3 that game)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on December 30, 2008, 09:27:50 PM: A red cloak comes out.

I put Wii Music into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 30, 2008, 09:29:14 PM: Out comes dirge of cerberus

I put back in the original game that dirge tried to be "Devile May Cry"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 30, 2008, 09:36:56 PM: ~~Pulls out the fact the Dirge was a better FPS though~~ (okay thats a little too long)

Pulls out Fallout 3

Puts in Devil (-e) may cry
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 30, 2008, 09:42:08 PM: Pulls out another copy of Fallout 3 (really want one)

Puts back in all the kings hourse and all the kings men.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on December 30, 2008, 09:50:09 PM: Pulls out broken pieces of humpty dumpty. (how the frick do you spell that)

Puts in two raw eggs.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 30, 2008, 11:00:12 PM: A chicken comes out

I put in a 404
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 31, 2008, 05:12:37 AM: A sock for your mouth comes out of the machine

I put back in a note saying "those words be forbidden in these parts partner"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 31, 2008, 07:03:56 AM: Gary's old Teddy Bear comes out.

I put in Dirge of Cerberus because I think Square Enix puts too much crap into FFVII, the most over rated game ever.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on December 31, 2008, 07:47:53 AM: A button comes out, which I press, which destroys all copies of Dirge of Cerberus, which makes it so we can't put that game into the machine any more

I put in a Shamshir+1
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 31, 2008, 08:49:55 AM: O no you di'n comes out of the machine

I put tears for those who cannot see FF VII's greatness back into the machine.

(That just brings sorrow to my heart in all honesty, makes me think of someone born without eyes, sadness for they who have never seen the light. Bless you in that one day you may see your way in this great confusion you seem to be lost in my friend.)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 31, 2008, 09:03:49 AM: Out comes

FINAL FANTASY SEVEN ADVENT CHILDREN.....
14.99 at Target!!!!
IN BLU RAY HIGH DEFINITION!!!!

but wait! There's more!

LIMITED EDITION PLASTIC BUSTER SWORD
12.99 at ToysRUs!
IN 100% PLASTIC!

There's still more!

DIRGE OF CERBERUS
5.99 at Game Stop!
In Limited Edition for PS TOOOOOOOOOOO

But wait!

CRISIS CORE
SNOWBOARDING
AND LAST ORDER!!!!!

Order nao.

I put it Chrono Trigger.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 31, 2008, 09:09:42 AM: Quote from: Rahl on December 31, 2008, 08:49:55 AM
O no you di'n comes out of the machine

I put tears for those who cannot see FF VII's greatness back into the machine.

(That just brings sorrow to my heart in all honesty, makes me think of someone born without eyes, sadness for they who have never seen the light. Bless you in that one day you may see your way in this great confusion you seem to be lost in my friend.)
Look its fine to like it, its a good game, its just people treat it as the messiah or something. ITS A FUCKING GAME
anyway moving on....

1 EXTRA DUNGEON AND A TERRIBLE REPETATIVE QUESTLINE, NOW AVALIABLE ON NINTENDO DS comes out.

I put in some porno mags.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on December 31, 2008, 10:28:56 AM: Out of the machine come mountain dew

(Looks at moutain dew thinking whats wrong with the world, I would without a doubt buy every single bit of FF VII merchandise if they were still selling it.)

I put back in Sephieroth action figure in memory of the game that changed the world.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 31, 2008, 03:20:12 PM: FFVIII comes out Mmmmm My favorite (Pulls out fork and Knife)

Puts in Star ocean(get away from TBC plx)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 31, 2008, 10:51:52 PM: Out comes Star Wars.

I put in Fisherson.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ThexXtremeXx on December 31, 2008, 11:10:03 PM: Blank Paper comes out.

I put in Banjo Kazooie
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on December 31, 2008, 11:36:29 PM: Banjo Kazooie Nuts and bolts comes out

I put in A bag Of empty Marshmellow
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: RadiantWind on January 01, 2009, 12:17:21 AM: A bag full of brown stuff comes out.

I put in the forum.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 01, 2009, 07:06:50 AM: Out comes the lord of the dance.

I put ultima weapon back into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on January 01, 2009, 07:12:33 AM: Divide by 0 comes out

I put in the Einlanzer
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 01, 2009, 07:17:57 AM: Bull**** comes out of the machine, which is that any number thats square root is 0 equals 1.

I put the logic that 1 0 times is 0.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on January 01, 2009, 11:49:19 PM: Out comes the logic that 0 times 1 is 0.

I put in movies that copy ideas from Looney Toons.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 02, 2009, 01:25:45 AM: Quote from: Rahl on December 31, 2008, 10:28:56 AM
Out of the machine come mountain dew

(Looks at moutain dew thinking whats wrong with the world, I would without a doubt buy every single bit of FF VII merchandise if they were still selling it.)

I put back in Sephieroth action figure in memory of the game that changed the world.
Please explain to me how it changed the world? All it was was another game in the final fantasy series. It was a fuckign good game, but it didnt change the world. ARGH.

Anyway moving on....

Final fantasy 7 rant comes out.

I put in 20 pounds of curdled milk
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 02, 2009, 04:42:42 AM: (if you don't know I can't explain.. truly saddening...)

Out of the machine comes gunblade.

I put back into the machine coveted FF VIII stratagy guide.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 02, 2009, 07:54:57 PM: Out comes my annoyance with Final Fantasy being everywhere in this thread right now

I put in Randomized Dungeons
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 03, 2009, 01:21:03 AM: Out comes the end of the rainbow.

I put back into the machine me pot o' gold.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on January 06, 2009, 09:09:14 PM: Ireland comes out
I put back in FF^ to annoy fruckert .
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Giant on January 06, 2009, 09:13:41 PM: Out comes FINAL FANTASY SEVEN SINGLE-HANDEDLY BROUGHT CONSOLE RPGS INTO THE POPULAR GAMING WORLD OUTSIDE JAPAN.

I put in my fucked up laptop, which is still fucked, now, one week after it was meant to be ****ing fixed.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on January 06, 2009, 09:29:17 PM: A new laptop comes out. Too bad its filled with some white stuff from how fucked up the old one was.

I put in the ****ing people who quit the school play THREE ****ing WEEKS before opening night.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 07, 2009, 10:20:07 AM: Out of the machine comes a note with the question "Why does my laptop BSD (blue screen of death) half of the time when I shut it down?"

I put back into the machine the same note?

(really though, does anyone have a clue???)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 08, 2009, 03:33:20 AM: Out comes a note with the letters I D and K comes out

I put in my flooded school
(a dike broke, we have 3 feet of water in my auditorium)
(^^^^^^^^ that made me puke a little)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 08, 2009, 05:19:25 PM: Out of the machine comes snow.

I put back in forethought.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Giant on January 08, 2009, 05:23:19 PM: Out comes recklessness.

I put in capybara.

Serious capybara are serious.
(http://mle.matsuk12.us/rainforest/photos/capybara.jpg)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 09, 2009, 05:29:28 AM: Out of the machine comes Morrowind.

I put back into the machine Balmora.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 11, 2009, 11:33:58 PM: Criminal Scum comes out

I put in ZOMGLAZERGUNSPEWPEW
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 13, 2009, 12:24:29 PM: Out comes a green book... a Noob Dictionary!

I put back inside the playstation 1,2 and 3, and all Final Fantasy games released for the playstation.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 14, 2009, 02:59:10 AM: Out comes Dark Cloud, Elder Scrolls, Kingdom Hearts, and That One Generic RPG No One Cares About

I put in the secret <_< >_>
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 14, 2009, 07:13:17 AM: I take out your closet... oops looks like the secret and you are out.

I put back in a barn.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 14, 2009, 12:21:57 PM: Out comes a villa and 2 cows as change.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 15, 2009, 08:18:55 AM: Out comes beer.

I put back into the machine a bottle cap.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 15, 2009, 11:19:03 PM: A quarter comes out

I put in friction
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 16, 2009, 07:29:49 AM: Out come red hot coffee all over myself,

I put back in my dry cleaning bill.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 16, 2009, 11:19:55 PM: Out comes a penny.

I put in a half-cent coin (those actually exist, they were minted for about 2 years, and are worth about half-a-million)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 17, 2009, 08:53:13 AM: Lol come out of the machine.

I put back in need of a half-a-million dollars.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 18, 2009, 02:14:51 AM: Out comes a Half-Cent, which you abruptly take
Unfortunately, it was a fake, and you get arrested for forgery

I put in bail money
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on January 19, 2009, 03:04:53 AM: Your hay bail comes out. I mean, that's obviously what bail money is for.

I put a tank into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on January 19, 2009, 03:17:54 AM: Tom Hanks comes out, holding a pistol.

I put in Real Genius, Tron, and Batman.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ElrohirTiwell on January 19, 2009, 04:30:31 PM: Out comes a new DVD player (huh?)

I put School back into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 19, 2009, 08:50:49 PM: AAAH NO FRUCKING ELL comes out

I put in ~~Elohir~~ Elrohir.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 22, 2009, 05:00:19 AM: A collector's edition Tiwell goblet comes out. Collect all 14 kinds and trade with your friends!

I put 85 cents in the machine and push the button for Mountain Dew.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 22, 2009, 05:09:51 AM: Nothing comes out. Due to inflation, Mountain Dews are now 95 cents
****

I put in 95 cents, then press the button for Mountain Dew Voltage
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 27, 2009, 09:06:13 AM: Out comes moutain dew livewire, which is good for me because I like it better.

I put back into the machine 1 dollar and 25 cents because thats what a mountian dew costs here.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on January 27, 2009, 02:16:06 PM: The machine melts and reforms itself into Vending Machine 2.0!

Now with ice maker!

The machine feeds you a snowball.

I tackle the machine and wrestle it to the ground and put a booster pack of Magic The Gathering cards into it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on January 27, 2009, 06:25:21 PM: Wow Comes out

I put in 1tom fail token
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 27, 2009, 11:16:29 PM: You implode.

I put a parallel universe in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2009, 12:17:04 AM: Out comes a news article stating "ZOMG PARALLEL UNIVERSE!"
Then we all try to go into it, and explode due to a drastic pressure decrease in between universes

I put in a time machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 12:34:27 AM: Out comes 80's punk rock music.

I put holy water into the machine and it explodes because it had became the spawn of saten. But then from its ashes rises Vendomatic 2.1!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on January 28, 2009, 01:29:58 AM: The machine punches you cause you forgot to feed it.

I put a Confederate motorcycle helmet into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 03:16:54 AM: Out comes southern people....

I put a five dollar bill into the machine so Abraham Linclon can fight the backward people inside the machine though ironically he was all for keeping slaves at the time, his party wasn't and he had to go along with it.....
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on January 28, 2009, 10:09:06 AM: Out comes a candy bar and a soda. Yeah, something normal for a change.

You take a bit of the candy bar and a sip of the soda, and then disappear into thin air.

I put a lampshade made of people into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 28, 2009, 04:21:09 PM: Out of the machine comes Santa.

Put back into the machine and roll of counterfit quarters.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on January 28, 2009, 05:00:51 PM: Out comes a note saying "Try the counterfeit quarters again, see what happens..."

I put counterfeit quarters in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2009, 11:30:54 PM: Half a bullet comes out

I put in Donkey Kong
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Post by: Bluhman on January 29, 2009, 12:24:12 AM: You get donkey punched.

I run off with the machine. Into the machine...?
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on January 29, 2009, 03:47:07 AM: You come out of the machine in an alternate reality. Now snow is green and the sky is yellow. That's about it.

Anti-Darrellito puts a box full of fish sticks into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 29, 2009, 03:49:47 AM: (http://www.bncomputing.com/ob/fishystick.jpg)
comes out

I put in M'aiq the Liar
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 29, 2009, 04:16:58 PM: Out comes Jim Carry

I put back into the machine dark matter.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 29, 2009, 08:10:19 PM: You get Pi-face's hat.

I put an entire Mirelurk into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 29, 2009, 09:08:15 PM: Out comes a Nuko-Cola

I put back into the machine Quantum Nuko-Cola
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WarxePB on January 29, 2009, 09:37:05 PM: A nuclear warhead comes out, promptly explodes, and kills everything in a fifty-mile radius. Naturally, the vending machine is unharmed.

I put a dragon ball in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 29, 2009, 10:50:55 PM: Out comes the new live action dragonball movie.

I put back into the machine a bowl of popcorn.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on January 30, 2009, 06:34:17 AM: Out comes a new bowl of popcorn, but with a suspicious hole cut right in the middle. Anyone hungry?

I gather up a bunch of shattered beer bottle pieces and dump them in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 30, 2009, 06:37:25 AM: Out of the machine comes a machettie, makes a good popcorn scoop Darrel.

I put back into the machine severed popcorn.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 30, 2009, 06:42:57 AM: Out comes the new Max Payne movie...somehow

I put it back in, after lighting it on fire
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Post by: Rahl on January 30, 2009, 07:16:11 AM: I take out Max Payne movie quickly before it is hurt.

I put back into the machine Operation Valkyrie movie.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 30, 2009, 08:11:06 PM: You get a helmet.

The sky is not any color, it is clear (into the machine.)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on January 30, 2009, 08:20:23 PM: A small graph comes out explaining that the sky is blue because of the combination of gases and sunlight in the air make a blue like reflective.

I place a light prism into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 12:08:09 AM: Out comes the sun...

I put back in the machine, the moon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 12:09:44 AM: Out comes moonshine

I put in whatever the next person puts in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 12:15:33 AM: Out comes a green smurf.

I put back into the machine whatever the last person put in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 12:25:31 AM: Out comes candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch

I put in a time paradox
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 12:37:40 AM: Out comes MDX.

I put inside of the machine a rose and a tear for my long lost friend whom I lost in the 6th grade.

(http://www.karks.com/surge/top_01.gif)

It really does make me want to cry knowing its gone, I would seriously give a $1,000 to see my friend again. *tears (seriously)*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on January 31, 2009, 04:10:31 AM: Out comes a truck full of Coca Cola.

I put a Neutron Star and a varible equal to the value of a planet.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 04:12:30 AM: Out comes a black whole with a net mass of 1...it is so tiny that it's gravity has no effect on us, so you keep it in your pocket

I put in a bunch of Masquerade masques
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on January 31, 2009, 07:17:02 AM: A 15th century man comes out of the machine, holding his nose in the air. He then looks at you and says 'I do declare!'

I punch him in the nose and ram him head first back into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on January 31, 2009, 10:14:38 AM: Out of the machine comes his wife with a huge powdered wig, "How dare you do that to my husband!" and she she slaps me in the face...

I put repressed memories of being beaten up by girls when I was little, back into the machine as I rub my red cheek...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on January 31, 2009, 04:31:43 PM: A small cowboy comes out, staring at you strangely as you rub your *** cheeks. Then slowly, he grins.

I take his small hat and throw it into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 31, 2009, 06:45:48 PM: The machine shreds it.

I dance into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WarxePB on January 31, 2009, 07:16:44 PM: Ed comes out of the machine, dressed as a DJ from a '70s blaxploitation flick.

I put Razor into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2009, 10:41:05 PM: Out comes safety razors

I put in a Giant Isopod
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 01, 2009, 12:22:34 AM: Out comes a crappy Ipod...

I put back in a Zune and whats left of the Ipod after I shatter it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 02, 2009, 04:28:34 AM: Out comes the Ipod 21000 a MP3 player from the future.

I put in a post saying that everyone forgot my birthday... and my sadness then multiply by the power of three hundred.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 02, 2009, 04:30:18 AM: Out comes every bodies facepalm

I put in some birthday cake
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 02, 2009, 01:00:05 PM: Out of the machine comes self-pity

I put back into the machine a birthday card
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 02, 2009, 06:56:58 PM: Out comes a feeling love :) . A madman runs up, steals it, bottles it and sells it for millions. :(

I put a bounty for a million bucks on the Madman and then put it in the Machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 02, 2009, 11:22:07 PM: Out comes the Madman, all bound up with Fruck standing over him

I put in my bill
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 02, 2009, 11:36:11 PM: Out of the machine comes an IOU.

Put back into the machine the freed madman.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 02, 2009, 11:54:23 PM: Ed comes out of the machine, dressed as a DJ from a '70s blaxploitation flick.

I put in moar lurking.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 02, 2009, 11:56:17 PM: Murlocs come out

I put in the intarwebs
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 03, 2009, 04:21:57 PM: Out comes spiderwebs.

I put back into the machine an Iraqunifobic guy.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 04, 2009, 03:48:20 AM: Out comes the Deportion Officer who, upon seeing your green card, deports you to Abu Dobi.

I put in all the darkness of the world and then I stuff in every star in the sky and some planets too.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 04, 2009, 03:51:08 AM: Out comes a black hole, which gobbles everything up in the universe

Before the vending machine gets sucked up, I put a time machine into it
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 04, 2009, 04:00:06 AM: Out comes a confused looking caveman and sevral hungry dinosuars.

I round them up them put them and a a sequence of DNA in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 04, 2009, 05:36:44 AM: Out of the machine comes a very grumpy caveman with a testtube up his...

I put a cavewoman into the machine to lure him back in, and as he goes I say "Don't let her know you want it or she will one day rule the world that rightfully belongs to us."
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 04, 2009, 06:04:55 PM: Out comes an evil woman with hyper intelegence who creates an alternate means for women to reproduce without man. After men are no longer needed the women of the planet kill off men with a genetic viris and build a huge statue in Rahl's honor.

I put in every member of this site into a blender then pour the mix into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on February 04, 2009, 06:55:32 PM: A cup falls down out of the machine, and then fills with Kool-aid: Awesome flavor.

I put a moldy jar of peanut butter into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 04, 2009, 11:28:10 PM: Out comes a flying island

I put in GMail
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 05, 2009, 05:17:31 PM: Out comes comes furstation and anger.

I put sevral mood relaxing drugs into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 05:18:38 PM: Out comes your signature

I put in Apex
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 05, 2009, 06:19:30 PM: Out comes a book containing the formula for a infinite life! But the book is then stolen by Grandy and hidden away forever.

I put in a pricless coin into the machine then chuck in some acid.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on February 05, 2009, 06:44:10 PM: George Carlin goes on one of his "WHY DO YOU DO THAT!?" tangents. People think it's all that funny, getting progressively louder while repeating the phrase. I die alittle in side.

...Ok it's kind of funny with his voice.

I use the machine as an anchor. The mer-people wanted to play too, I needed to dock my ship. Win-win.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 05, 2009, 07:45:32 PM: Okaaay.. I , after fighting off the mer-pepole and un ancoring Dom's ship (Dom's a pirate?), drag the machine back to land. I press the restart button and put 8 points into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 05, 2009, 07:47:21 PM: Out of the machine comes Halo Wars!

I put all the hugs in the world into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on February 05, 2009, 07:52:05 PM: The machine spits out a candy-gram.

I put the hand-on-hip-thumbs-up kirby into the machine. s(^_^)d
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 05, 2009, 08:21:04 PM: Confusion comes out of the machine.

I put back into the machine wonder and glory!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on February 05, 2009, 08:55:55 PM: Disappointment and Shame come out wearing matching T-shirts.

I put a copy of Chrono Trigger DS into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WarxePB on February 05, 2009, 09:03:28 PM: Lavos comes out and eats you.

I put Darrellito's corpse into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 05, 2009, 09:09:08 PM: Out comes Darrellito fully healed, but missing his left hand.

I put an Ace of Spades, a money and three airships in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 11:30:56 PM: Out comes Adventure Quest
Otherwise known as Fail

I put in Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on February 06, 2009, 12:06:20 AM: Out comes the fusion of Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum, Tweedle-Omega. He blasts you with his gigantic hand gun.

I put Hellboy's handgun into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 03:50:24 AM: Out of the machine comes Barrets Machine Gun hand.

I put into the machine a sack of hay.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 04:03:38 AM: Out comes marshmallows

I put in some hot chocolate
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 04:09:28 AM: Out comes onions.

I put in the machine a thumbtack.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 06, 2009, 07:57:44 PM: Out comes handtack.

I put a MMORPG and lots of Win into the machine as well.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 06, 2009, 08:22:00 PM: Out of the machine comes Runescape, a game I dedicated 5 years of my life to, and got one skill to 99 in.

I put back into the machine a request for surge to come out.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 11:21:48 PM: A note saying: "Won't happen, sorry" comes out

I put in my lulz at Rahl playing Runescape for five years
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on February 07, 2009, 01:11:12 AM: Pity and Sadness waltz out together, wearing dresses. Ain't it cute?

I put a cracked WoW disk into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 07, 2009, 09:29:57 PM: Out of the machine comes me wear a dress...

I put back into the machine Baha Moutain dew.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 07, 2009, 10:23:50 PM: Out comes Voltage

I put in Jamaica...again, cause I think someone already did that
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on February 08, 2009, 12:31:40 AM: You get some island, mon!

This episode contains a large amount of religious parody and thus references numerous works of fiction which have a religious focus. The title of the episode is a comedic variation on the famous line "Hell is other people" from Jean Paul Sartre's one act play No Exit, although the episode has little to do with the actual play (into the machine.)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 09, 2009, 01:13:26 AM: Out of the machine comes an outy.

I put back into the machine an inny.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 09, 2009, 07:41:28 PM: Out comes an inbetweeny.

I put a furry pupy in the machine along with a handful of Wolfsbane.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 10, 2009, 02:32:44 AM: Out of the machine comes an anemic werewolf

I put the anemic werewolf back in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on February 10, 2009, 08:57:45 AM: The machine bleeds all over you.

I feed the machine a tampon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on February 11, 2009, 02:11:29 AM: The machine fires a ray that changes changes evryone's gender of everyone near iit.

I put a crystal and three blind woverines in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on February 11, 2009, 02:45:24 AM: *You received Krystal!*

*Fruckert inserts Ketchup*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on February 12, 2009, 05:45:12 AM: Out of the machine comes fried green tomatoes.

I put back into the machine grissle.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on March 01, 2009, 03:37:05 AM: Out comes a parade of hungry Grizzly bears.

I put a sand dollar into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 01, 2009, 03:39:58 AM: Out of the machine comes a sand nickel

I put into the machine some brass goggles
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on March 01, 2009, 08:25:23 AM: Out of the machine comes brass nuckles.

I put back into the machine, chuck norris who needs no such thing.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WarxePB on March 09, 2009, 12:40:38 AM: Several Chuck Norrises come out. Now we're all screwed. Thanks buddy.

I put Bruce Lee into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on March 09, 2009, 01:14:13 AM: Chun Li comes out and tries to fight the Chuck Norris'. She gets raped.

I put some swim trunks in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WarxePB on March 09, 2009, 01:42:30 AM: Future Trunks comes out, but he's quickly annihilated by one of the Chuck Norrises.

I throw a fish into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on March 09, 2009, 06:11:01 PM: Jabu Jabu comes out and eats one of the Chucks. But he gets torn from the inside out.

I throw a 50s windup robot toy and a laser weapon into the machine in hopes to combine and defeat the Norris menace.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 10, 2009, 12:58:10 AM: Optimus Prime comes out and steps on all of the Norrises

I put in bad gangsta rap
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on March 10, 2009, 01:19:48 AM: Out comes the fact that all rap sucks more than fruckert, and fruckert sucks more than you could imagine, for a price that is. lol

I put into the machine Dave Matthews Band CD.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on March 10, 2009, 09:37:48 AM: Out comes a ticket, and on it says: "Congratulations!"
You just picked
the worst band in
history of man
to put in me.
Here's five bucks.

I a tattoo gun into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on March 10, 2009, 09:39:53 AM: A book on how to structure your sentences comes out.

I put in an int.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on March 11, 2009, 01:55:03 PM: Out comes an Ent, which crushes your house because you cut down inocent trees to make it.

I put back into the machine, The Belgariad.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on March 12, 2009, 03:51:08 AM: The machine chews the decadent books and burps. It then says, "More paper sandwiches, please!"

I throw the Necronomicon into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 12, 2009, 04:27:19 AM: Out comes Cthulu. He eats your soul, then drives us all crazy with his holy appearance

I throw into the machine Ubuntu
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on March 12, 2009, 06:07:58 AM: Out of the machine comes: wtf is that?

I put back into the machine thing1 and thing2.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 12, 2009, 06:56:51 AM: Quote from: Rahl on March 12, 2009, 06:07:58 AM
wtf is that?
Ubuntu is a Linux distribution

Out of the machine comes a very large hat

I put in my very large hat
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: arcaine91 on March 12, 2009, 03:32:05 PM: Out of the machine comes an even bigger hat that pins you to the ground. You yell for help, but everyone just laughs at you.

I put in two lifesize wax replicas, one of Solid Snake, the other of John Lennon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on March 12, 2009, 04:16:31 PM: The machine spits out a copy of Super Smash Brothers Brawl with John Lennon as a playable character.

I put in my desire to own said game and a Nitendo Wii.. :(
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 12, 2009, 04:25:37 PM: Granted, but the only character unlocked is John Lennon

I wish I could transfer files to my virtual machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: arcaine91 on March 12, 2009, 09:12:37 PM: You yell thses words at the machine but, to your astonishment, nothing happens.

I put a piece or orbitz chewing gum (Spearmint flavor) into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on March 13, 2009, 12:31:35 AM: a legendary mint spear comes out....

i put a gun into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 13, 2009, 12:46:56 AM: Out comes a video game, shortly followed by a soccer mom

I quickly decapitate the soccer mom before she can say anything, then kick her head into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on March 13, 2009, 12:48:53 AM: a box of... nibs come out... HURRAY SOMETHING THATS NOT BAD!!!!!!!!! but then on the back it says made with radiation

i put a radio active chalk into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Cerebus on March 13, 2009, 01:29:35 AM: A fake anti-virus comes out and you fall for it! Hahaha! Okay...

I put a dead hamster into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on March 13, 2009, 02:35:24 AM: A small card with the words 'Open Me' falls out. You open it and it reads: "Your wish has been granted!"

I put a harmonica into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on March 13, 2009, 02:54:15 AM: The harmonica comes out, all beaten up, followed by a black-haired guy with perfect pitch, saying "I don't need no damn pitch pipe." Then he walks off.

I scratch my head in utter confusion and then put this... Thing in:
(http://ll-039.ea.com/spore/static/image/500/295/039/500295039837_lrg.png)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 13, 2009, 04:04:16 AM: Granted, Captain Falcon comes out and does cool Captain Falcon stuff

What would happen if I wished for Captain Falcons helmet to go in?

lolmixinggameslol
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: arcaine91 on March 13, 2009, 12:20:04 PM: Birdman's helmet comes out. Congratulations, you turned something cool into something lame.

I put a frisbee and a yoyo into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on March 13, 2009, 03:34:05 PM: Out comes a froyo, a wierd round hairdew.

I put into the machine Chexmix
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on March 13, 2009, 07:42:39 PM: a chick flick movie comes out...

i put collected frozen sperm into the machine from the sperm bank...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 14, 2009, 12:14:21 AM: Out comes my nephew

I put in a fetus >_>
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on March 14, 2009, 01:22:15 AM: a pokemon card comes out with a picture of Missingno.

i put the " real" missingno. into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Cerebus on March 14, 2009, 01:25:38 AM: A foetus comes out.

I put a fake anti-virus into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on March 14, 2009, 01:28:48 AM: real anti-virus comes out... ya not exiting is it...

i put the common cold into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on March 15, 2009, 07:43:59 PM: All the fire-themed robot masters from the classic Megaman Series leap out from the machine and say "Brr. It's cold in there." Then they all die.

I put this windmill into the machine. (http://ll-974.ea.com/spore/static/image/500/297/974/500297974554_lrg.png)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Cerebus on March 15, 2009, 08:36:17 PM: The windmill is obviously way too large to be put in the machine, but stubborn as you are you force it into the machine resulting in the machine breaking. Oh wow, congratulation you silly fool, you just broke the machine! Happy now?

Fortunately, I just called the repairman. And he just arrived, yay! Fast srevice it is!
The repairman does his job and succeed in repairing the machine. He looks at you, slap you across the face and kick your bloody windmill.
"Don't you ever try this again!" he says.
While leaving, he raises his right hand showing only his middle finger.
The jerk!

I smash Bluhman's face with a baseball bat to obtain some of his teeth and put them into the machine.
And then I call an ambulance.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 15, 2009, 08:43:39 PM: Out pops the ambulance, crushing you both.
I laugh at the irony

Then put in a sentence fragment
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on March 15, 2009, 08:44:25 PM: Another sentence fragment shoots out of the machine and stabs you in the eye.

I hang a warning sign on the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on March 15, 2009, 08:50:59 PM: The ropes rape the insides of the machine, then reap their raspy reward, ripen into radishes, and then the machine finally dispenses 250 rupees. Radical.

I put a heavy weapon into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WarxePB on March 15, 2009, 11:32:07 PM: In Soviet Russia, heavy weapon goes into YOU! And thus, you are disemboweled by the vending machine's terrible sense of humor.

I put a lolcat into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on March 16, 2009, 07:55:41 AM: A bag of dead kittens comes out. Who would do such a thing? (looks at Lucas' direction)

I insert a copy of Dungeons and Dragons for dummies into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MalakitheFallen on March 16, 2009, 03:26:39 PM: And It comes back out in shreds. Apparently even vending machines hate that book too.

I put a Dragon into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on March 16, 2009, 07:33:09 PM: A dungeon comes out.

Bluhman: SEE CEREBUS. A WINDMILL CAN FIT IN THERE!!
Cerebus: Just what are you talking about?
Bluhman: Well, if a dungeon can come out, then why can't a windmill go in?
Cerebus: Because it doesn't fit through the coin slot, stupid. Now put something in.

I put a Gas Mask into the machine

Cerebus: GIVE THAT BACK.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on March 16, 2009, 10:02:09 PM: Cerebus jumps in after it.

I put the moon in the machine. The oceans come with it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on March 16, 2009, 11:07:51 PM: Out comes the tides. But they slowly disappear without the moon.

I put a peice of paper with the words Moon Please written on it into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 16, 2009, 11:36:32 PM: The moon crashes into the earth and destroys life

I put in sterilized coffee
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on March 17, 2009, 12:55:31 AM: A quarter comes out.

I put OMG! and OH NOES!!! into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darrellito on March 17, 2009, 07:46:48 AM: Barrack Obama comes out, reassuring you that there's nothing to worry about, and that your money is going to a good cause.

I put Obama's drug policies into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on March 17, 2009, 07:30:45 PM: the word raciest comes out.

I put the word " hello " into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dominicy on March 17, 2009, 07:35:51 PM: Good bye falls out

I put Mironic's cat in the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on March 17, 2009, 11:45:33 PM: Out comes a blender

I put in a hard core
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on March 18, 2009, 12:14:28 AM: Hard man comes out and headbutts you into the ground.

I put Fallout 3 into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 05, 2009, 04:44:32 PM: Outcomes a note saying bring corn chips

I put robo Bluhman in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on April 05, 2009, 04:49:50 PM: (http://ll-032.ea.com/spore/static/image/500/312/032/500312032908_lrg.png)
I come back out with wings. Woosh.

I drop a bomb into the machine from the sky. Woosh.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 05, 2009, 05:20:48 PM: The machine eats the bomb and spits out a Death Star Takchion blast.

I put Spore into the Machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 05, 2009, 09:08:48 PM: You get a mushroom.

I put Hengirl in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on April 05, 2009, 09:19:49 PM: Out comes several thousand furries with hard-ons.

I put in french bread.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 05, 2009, 10:32:18 PM: Out comes a painter with a beret and horizontally striped shirt.

I put in:
"hey guys can you makes me some xmen battlecharses plz plz sry 4 bein so borin lol i juss need storm mostly can you do it please"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on April 05, 2009, 10:39:29 PM: Out comes vomit.

I put in an annoying 4chan reference.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on April 06, 2009, 12:22:01 AM: Over nine thousand LAZOR'S shoot out, along with some longcats and Woll Smoth.

I got a big bag of crabs here. I'm gonna put them into the machine, oh yes.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on April 06, 2009, 12:25:54 AM: Out comes a giant enemy crab, hit it's weak point for maximum damage!

I put in Dracula.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 06, 2009, 04:36:54 AM: You get a crappy romance novel about teenage vampires.

I put in a ninja.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on April 06, 2009, 04:49:37 AM: Out comes pirate!

I put in King Harkinian
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 06, 2009, 02:43:16 PM: Out comes a giant WTF badge.

I put Darkfox and the Giant Enemy crab in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 06, 2009, 04:12:23 PM: Out come a crabs infestation.

I put into the machine boiling hot water.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 06, 2009, 04:24:51 PM: Out comes icy water.

I put Rahl's katana into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 06, 2009, 11:45:53 PM: Out of machine comes Rahl's Katana.

Put fish's severed head into the machine. And walks into the sunset with now bloody sunset.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on April 06, 2009, 11:48:16 PM: Out comes a cookie!

I put in the bloody sunset.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 07, 2009, 03:01:45 AM: Out comes a complete DVD collection of Sunset Strip.

I cut off Darkfoxes's foot and put into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on April 07, 2009, 03:05:07 AM: A new, tropical foot fungus, which spreads quickly, comes out, and infects everyone.

I put in a sock... yeah...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 03:08:15 AM: You get nothing, just like in the dryer.

I put a copy of the E.T. video game cartridge in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on April 07, 2009, 04:00:11 AM: You get sued for putting in such a gosh darn awful game!

I put in Spongebob.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 07, 2009, 04:53:17 PM: You get a damn tasty pineapple.

I put in. 'nuff said.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 07, 2009, 08:27:07 PM: Out comes awkward silence...

I put back into the machine a wife-beater t-shirt.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 07, 2009, 08:44:59 PM: Out comes a beaten wife. She mistake you for her husband and shoots you.

I send a Force Lightning bolt into the Machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 07, 2009, 08:51:28 PM: Force Lightning bolt comes out of the machine, and zaps me. But in doing so turns your face into something strongly resembling wrinkled leather.

I put back into the machine a sense of morality.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on April 07, 2009, 09:02:45 PM: The machine eats it up, and spits it out. Now the world is filled with every kind of sin and vice. It ends soon after.

I create a new world, and machine, and put in Bluhman's credit card.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on April 07, 2009, 09:11:23 PM: A huge bill for Bluhman comes out.

I put in a strange figurine made of ash, coal, gum, and the spit from 10 niggers.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on April 07, 2009, 09:14:55 PM: The Irish hero Cuchulain comes out, and kills the human race. Great summon Red...

I put your genitals into the lava filled machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 07, 2009, 09:44:44 PM: Out of the machine comes Flash Gordon.

I put back into the machine his theme song.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 07, 2009, 10:13:19 PM: Out comes your welfare check.

I put in Chocolate Rain.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 07, 2009, 11:49:14 PM: Out comes sugar flaked snow.

I put into the machine a piece of mind.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 08, 2009, 02:44:34 AM: Out comes a Mind Parasite.

I put a token into the machine then throw the lever.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 08, 2009, 04:40:44 PM: Out of the machine comes a fetched lever.

I put back into the machine a treat.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 08, 2009, 04:55:41 PM: Out comes your refund.

I put money in through the treat slot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 08, 2009, 05:02:44 PM: Out comes the paparazi.

I put in a sawed-off scater shot and walk through a crowd a of blood and torn metal.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 08, 2009, 05:20:40 PM: Out comes a the police asking questions about a certian red haired killed wearing a kimono.

I put in a wanted poster.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 08, 2009, 07:21:46 PM: Out of the machine comes the movie wanted.

*Stamps: 6-6.5ish/10, on it*
Puts movie back into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 09, 2009, 03:38:55 PM: Out comes a slightly diffrent version of the Matrix.

I put in a collection of stamps.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Ryan914 on April 09, 2009, 03:53:31 PM: Out comes a Grenade

I put in goes a bag of Whoppers.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 09, 2009, 03:57:26 PM: Out ocmes a Whoper.

I put A XBox 360 in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 09, 2009, 08:01:59 PM: Out of the machine comes Halo3! (hell yes)

I put back into the machine a thank you note.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on April 09, 2009, 08:34:59 PM: Out comes a tiny Spanish guy going "s'alright".

I stuff Sonic the Hedgehog into the machine...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 09, 2009, 10:47:38 PM: Out of the machine comes a hedge trimmer.

I put into the machine a POS.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 10, 2009, 03:21:40 AM: A comes a Positron Oscillating Suppressor.

I put a troll in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on April 10, 2009, 03:30:24 AM: Out comes George Bush.

I put a tree in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 10, 2009, 03:35:05 AM: Out comes a very suprised looking Elf.

I put in rebellion.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 10, 2009, 07:06:17 PM: Out of the machine comes the opressor.

I put back into the machine a headless opressor.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 11, 2009, 05:38:44 PM: Out come a hydra.

I swipe Rahl's mask and put it into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 11, 2009, 07:02:56 PM: Out of the machine comes, rahl's mask.

Rahl turns into a hollow once more and takes fish's sabre and throw it into the machine of no return.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 11, 2009, 07:08:12 PM: Out comes a kunai knife which enbeds itself in Rahl hollows mask.

I put a into the machine a Quark.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on April 11, 2009, 09:17:51 PM: Chocobo's come out.

I put ಠ益ಠ into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 11, 2009, 09:30:17 PM: Out of the machine comes a lead pipe.

I put back into the machine Mr. Green.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 12, 2009, 09:13:43 PM: Out comes Miss Blue.

I stuff an army into the Machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 12, 2009, 09:34:55 PM: Out the machine comes Bruce Campell.

I put back into the machine the necronomicon.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on April 13, 2009, 04:17:06 AM: The machine goes insane and commits suicide.

I put a phoenix feather into the dead machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on April 13, 2009, 04:18:41 AM: The machine is revived, but with only 20 % of its max health...

I put a bomb fragment into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on April 13, 2009, 04:25:01 AM: The machine runs its defragmenter, and then dispenses a full bomb. With the fuse lit.

I put a cross into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 13, 2009, 05:06:55 PM: Out of the machine comes +80% Health

I put into the machine Shield Materia.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 14, 2009, 03:10:45 AM: Out comes a black could that devours all that touches it's dark body.

I grab my blaster of my belt and fire at it, but the beam misses and goes into the machine slot.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 18, 2009, 06:06:23 PM: Out comes IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

I put in a Mudkip.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 18, 2009, 08:43:22 PM: Out of the machine comes a MUD.

I put back into the machine a TBG.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: TGF on April 19, 2009, 09:53:04 PM: Out comes a BLT.

I put in Package Man.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on April 19, 2009, 10:20:14 PM: He comes back out as a robot master.

I put 11 herbs and spices into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 20, 2009, 12:29:52 AM: Out comes Spice soup from SOT series.

I put back into the machine the sword of truth.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: uilo on April 20, 2009, 01:22:08 AM: Out comes the "Sword of destruction of the holy devastation and infinite pain".

I put a nuclear missile into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 20, 2009, 03:58:10 AM: Out comes Megaton city.

I put in Megaton city with the bomb activated.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 20, 2009, 04:06:06 AM: Out comes an explosion.

I insert a lizard eating a cat.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 20, 2009, 04:14:54 AM: Out of the machine comes a muatated lizard.

I put back into the machine a Viper Prick.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 24, 2009, 04:19:14 AM: Out comes a note from the FCC saying:
This post has been censored for your protection.

I put "Freaking federation of FCC" song from FG into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on April 24, 2009, 04:28:44 AM: Out comes the evil Darth Seth!

I put in Ash's boomstick
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on April 24, 2009, 05:19:01 AM: Out comes a severed hand, which subsequently tries to kill you

I put in Monster Man
(movie, in case you don't know (which you probably don't))
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 24, 2009, 07:33:28 AM: Out comes evil ash who jabs a fork into your arse.

I put back into the machine a sawed off 2xBarrel Shotgun.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: uilo on April 24, 2009, 11:54:37 AM: Out comes a laser shotgun with a scope atached to it.

I put it back into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Fox on April 24, 2009, 02:57:06 PM: Out comes a sawed off 2xBarrel Shotgun.

I put a fruit in the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 24, 2009, 03:16:56 PM: Out comes Micheal Jackson.

I put the same fruit back into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 25, 2009, 12:29:47 AM: Out come 17 million lolis.

I put an eyelash in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on April 25, 2009, 12:44:23 AM: Out of the machine comes a eyelash crayon.

I put back into the machine the Sword of Aeons.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 07, 2009, 04:30:43 AM: Decapitated heads fall out.

I put in a drawing of Deadpool vs Snake-Eyes.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 07, 2009, 04:34:46 AM: Out comes a crappy Twilight fan art

I put in some cocaine, oxycodone, and heroin.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on May 07, 2009, 04:38:28 AM: Lindsay Lohan comes out without panties, EEW!

I put myself into the vending machine in an attempt to outrun this misery.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 07, 2009, 04:47:36 AM: Those useless mutilated bodies in Fallout 3 come out.

I put in "Rock-It Launcher" because it can give headshots with a basketball.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 07, 2009, 05:02:03 AM: Out fires an Intact Garden gnome, blowing your head off.

I put in a Spartan, and a Ninja
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 07, 2009, 04:22:38 PM: Out comes master chief.

I put into the machinf Halo3.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Linkforce on May 08, 2009, 07:05:52 PM: A big bag of **** comes out

I put time into the machine...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 08, 2009, 08:10:56 PM: Out of the machine comes ?? ?

I put into the machine trashcan the size of canada full of the money people have thrown away a crappy mac.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 08, 2009, 11:57:02 PM: Out comes a crappy computer running on Windows.

I put a # in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 09, 2009, 05:07:04 AM: 42 comes out. 42 is the ONLY one that comes out.

I put in Deadpool.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on May 09, 2009, 05:08:14 AM: He comes back out with significantly less ~~hair~~ mask than he had on the way in.

I drop a safe into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 09, 2009, 05:13:08 AM: Out comes you

I put into the machine a light bulb
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 09, 2009, 05:40:04 AM: OUT: An idea.

IN: An unraveled tree.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 09, 2009, 08:53:10 AM: Out comes an apple.

I put in the machine Sir Isac Neuton.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on May 11, 2009, 06:06:52 PM: I draw 10 LVL5 Gravigas from the machine

I put in a broken mac labtop
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 11, 2009, 06:25:53 PM: Out comes all of the sorrow from realising how fookhardy buying a crappy Mac was in the first place.

I put into the machine god's guft to man, the PC.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 11, 2009, 10:41:24 PM: Out comes the real "gift", Linux :P

I put in a rabbit with glasses
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 11, 2009, 11:22:29 PM: Out of the machine comes Bugs Bunny.

I put into the machine a box of acme rockets.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 11, 2009, 11:28:21 PM: The machine 'beep beep's and runs you over.

I spin the machine's head right round, right round, when I'm going down.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 11, 2009, 11:33:55 PM: Out comes a Mac PC. Yes. A Mac is a PC, you misinformed bastards. PC is just a euphemism Apple uses for Windows, that Microsoft has adopted like the Nazis' marker for gays.

I put in Tux the lovable Linux penguin.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 11, 2009, 11:47:09 PM: The machine grows an text-based interface for some reason. You must now direct all input into a folder on the machine's hard drive.

I slide in a folder and tell the machine to put it in a folder named 'Osmose's SaiKar pronz'
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 12, 2009, 02:00:40 AM: Out of the macine comes POWNED.

I put back into the machine LOL.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on May 12, 2009, 08:29:19 PM: You get LEEROY JENKINS!!!!

I attempt to put Ichigo into the machine, but Rahl refuses to be seperated from him.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 13, 2009, 03:45:51 AM: Out comes tmerill, who refuses to be separated from weed.

I put in MAH LAZOR
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 13, 2009, 12:11:43 PM: Out comes Alfred Molina.

I put in a folder containing the novel I'm writing.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on May 13, 2009, 06:08:57 PM: The dictonary on internet terms comes out

I put in fail blog
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 14, 2009, 12:14:49 AM: shitbrix comes out.

I put in a hard drive loaded with pirated mp3s.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 14, 2009, 05:51:14 AM: The FBI pops out, and subsequently freaks the **** out

I put in censorship
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 14, 2009, 12:03:04 PM: Out comes the FCC.

I put in " Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes. Five hundred, twenty five thousand moments so dear. Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes."
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on May 14, 2009, 06:18:02 PM: The entire cast of rent pops out, and starts singing

I put in a Time egg
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on May 14, 2009, 06:19:01 PM: Out comes a hungry baby T-Rex.

I put a LVL 32 Furry Ninja in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on May 14, 2009, 06:22:05 PM: Lynx comes out, and casts GravityZero.

I put in Janus(Magus's real name) to combat him and quickly run away from the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 14, 2009, 07:31:43 PM: Out comes a steaming pile of awesome.

I put in a 75 cents. (?!)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 15, 2009, 02:39:38 AM: Out comes a can of coke

I put in a sword
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 15, 2009, 02:56:47 AM: Out of the machine comes a quote saying:

Quote from: X_marks_the_ed on May 12, 2009, 08:29:19 PM
You get LEEROY JENKINS!!!!

I attempt to put Ichigo into the machine, but Rahl refuses to be seperated from him.

I put back into the machine a tape of me saying: "If you've noticed I've drawn my own avitar and moving into originality.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 15, 2009, 04:01:20 AM: Out comes a tape of me saying: "Did your avatar just take a shower?"

I put in a lolcats.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 15, 2009, 04:02:30 AM: Out comes concentrated fail extract

I put back in the fail extract, before it burns a hole in the known universe
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on May 15, 2009, 04:47:45 AM: Out comes Darth Vader who proceeds to take the fail extract uses it to power the Deathstar. "Now your failure is complete, Obi Wan"

I put my lightsaber into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 15, 2009, 07:46:52 AM: Out comes a sword.

I put into the machine a shield.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on May 15, 2009, 05:54:50 PM: A castle comes out and crushes the page?

I put in un,deede'd Punc!tua&tio.N M:ark}s
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: buck55555 on May 16, 2009, 07:45:04 AM: you get a spell check book that goes wild with error codes and goes crazy on the town lol

i put in a skookie ((Skittle cookie))
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on May 18, 2009, 05:56:30 PM: sweet tooth from twisted metal comes out

I put in the fact that 50cent is making/made a new game
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 18, 2009, 10:33:51 PM: A scream of terror comes out

I put in this retard from my biology class who thinks that ganksta rap is teh best thing eva
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: buck55555 on May 19, 2009, 09:38:49 PM: actual good music comes out :D

puts in an avi picture
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on May 20, 2009, 04:50:30 PM: Out comes and Adman saying you can't use naked women for an avatar (unless you're single).

I put a black hole in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on May 24, 2009, 06:07:41 PM: Out comes Einstein telling you how your breaking the laws of physics and arrests you.

I put M. Bison in the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on May 24, 2009, 07:13:47 PM: Out comes Shin Akuma.

I put a perpetual motion device in the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 24, 2009, 07:28:34 PM: The machine spits it back out at four times its speed, and it knocks your head up

I put into the machine a steam turbine engine watchamacallit
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on May 24, 2009, 07:46:13 PM: Out comes steam... IT BURRRRRRNNNNSSSS

I put in King MAH BOI
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 24, 2009, 08:45:22 PM: Out comes research towards the technology for the Wii.

I put in ZA WARUDO
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 26, 2009, 08:47:15 AM: Out of the machine comes somthing related to that.

I put into the machine something related to something related to that.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 27, 2009, 04:10:46 AM: Out comes my sister

I put in a two spoked gear
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 27, 2009, 07:04:05 AM: Out comes camping gear.

I put into the machine a campefire.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on May 29, 2009, 03:11:55 AM: Out comes roasted marshmallows. Mmm marshmallows.

I put in the machine a Katana
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on May 30, 2009, 09:00:48 AM: Out of the machine comes the Lord Of the Dance.

I put into the machine a blue cheese wedge.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: elementalhero76 on May 31, 2009, 07:07:07 PM: Out comes ED.

I put a graphic card into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on May 31, 2009, 07:19:20 PM: Out comes Voodoo

I put in a clock
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: elementalhero76 on June 01, 2009, 07:06:48 PM: Out comes overclocked GPUs.

I put in more memory.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 01, 2009, 10:58:03 PM: Out comes a person suddenly cured of amnesia.

I put in Wikipedia and a goat.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on June 01, 2009, 11:04:28 PM: Uncyclopedia.org comes out.

I put my bitch, Jek, into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on June 02, 2009, 10:02:55 AM: Out comes evil bitch of the west.

I put back into the machine ruby red shoes with teleportation powers.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 02, 2009, 01:07:11 PM: The movie Jumper comes out. I put in Wikifur
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on June 02, 2009, 11:07:30 PM: Out comes...well, I can't tell...I think it's air?

I put in wrestling
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 02, 2009, 11:56:41 PM: Out comes Super Smash Brothers.

I put in 6 Soviets and a penny.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 03, 2009, 11:35:04 AM: The USSR Hay penny comes out

I put In the IRA
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on June 05, 2009, 12:13:07 PM: Out comes the IRS.

I put back into the machine my tax fraud.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 05, 2009, 12:15:05 PM: Out comes the FBI

I put in the MI2
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on June 05, 2009, 12:19:04 PM: Out comes the MIB.

I put in a giant alien suspicously looking like charmander.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 05, 2009, 12:23:39 PM: out comes Rule 39 of the internet http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rules+of+the+internet

I put a code in hexidecemal in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on June 05, 2009, 02:25:32 PM: Out comes 01001102

I put back into the machine fatal error.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 05, 2009, 03:40:05 PM: The machine gets fixed

I put in Pen, pencil, paper, and a s*** load of rocks
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on June 06, 2009, 04:45:41 AM: Out comes a steak

I eat it, then put in the bones
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 06, 2009, 12:20:57 PM: a pack of hyenas comes out to devour the bone marrow.

I put in an impossible rubix cube
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 06, 2009, 04:25:50 PM: The machine spits it back out solved.

I hug the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 06, 2009, 04:30:53 PM: The machine says in a electronic voice: THANK YOU. YOU LOVE IS APRECAITED BUT, I DON'T THINK IT WOULD WORK OUT BETWEEN US.

I put in rumors of a game entitled "The Misadventures of Jet and David" coming out near the end of June.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 06, 2009, 04:37:07 PM: Nothing happens.

I beg the machine to marry me.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 06, 2009, 04:38:09 PM: The machine marries you then breaks up with you owning half of your property in the process

I put in 5 energy drinks, two sodas, and 1 bottle of water.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on June 06, 2009, 04:40:45 PM: Out comes a very confused looking fellow who says: "Why is always the rum gone??"

I put the ocean in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on June 06, 2009, 07:43:59 PM: Out comes a jack in the box and a sparrow

I put the jack in the box from American McGee's Alice in
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 09, 2009, 11:48:47 AM: Jack skellington comes out

I put in universe, the video game.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 09, 2009, 10:48:32 PM: It plays stupid music. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ByncMTF9I&) for no reason.

I scoop pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ThexXtremeXx on June 09, 2009, 10:50:43 PM: awesomeness comes out.

i put shoop da woop in...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 10, 2009, 11:29:14 AM: An overuse card comes out.

I put in a gravity hammer.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on June 10, 2009, 11:53:53 AM: Out comes Halo2 the best FPS of all time.

I put back into the machine Halo3.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 10, 2009, 12:00:21 PM: An oracle comes out and spawns a crate over your head

I throw in gordon freeman.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on June 10, 2009, 07:57:37 PM: John Freeman comes out.

I throw dead pants into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: ThexXtremeXx on June 10, 2009, 08:04:17 PM: my sense of humor comes out.

I put in the quantum theory...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 11, 2009, 11:25:37 AM: The mathematical theroy of infinity comes out

I put in my lack of sleep. :(
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on June 27, 2009, 10:59:37 PM: Out comes my lack of sleep^28

I put in the new Transformers*

*Which I am going to see today, which I am having mixed feelings about.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 28, 2009, 02:17:55 AM: Excess of CGI with characters that you fail to care about comes out.

I put in an old copy of Deus Ex.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on June 28, 2009, 06:46:45 AM: Desu comes out

I put in an ulcer
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on June 28, 2009, 06:49:59 AM: Out comes a hemorrhoid.

I put in Square Dood.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 06, 2009, 12:25:01 PM: Out comes a circle dude.

I put back into the machine a prude.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on July 12, 2009, 06:18:23 AM: Out of the machine comes my grandmother.

I put into the machine Archem's sex tape.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 06:22:38 AM: Out of the machine comes his gay lover.

I put back into the machine nothing for I am now far away.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on July 12, 2009, 01:59:33 PM: The machine cusses you out and calls you a cheap bastard.

I put in a giant wrench and some nails.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 12, 2009, 02:04:36 PM: Out comes a house.

I put into the machine a guarden.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on July 22, 2009, 07:20:04 AM: Out of the machine pops a gourd. It hits you in the face, knocking you out.

I put into the machine the Teen Titans.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2009, 12:06:32 PM: Out comes Raven.

I put in an incredibly obnoxious disney show, ______
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on July 23, 2009, 06:47:42 PM: Out comes a a homcidial dude shouting "Enough! I can't take any more!"

I put Ad ware in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Tina Branford on July 23, 2009, 08:11:48 PM: Swine flu comes out.

I put Fisherson's manhood into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on July 24, 2009, 02:29:35 AM: It takes a long whiles for something to come out, but a little 2x4 comes out with a lightsaber painted on it.

I put in a bunch of zombies.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 07:59:06 PM: Out comes my game survive.

I put back in a frsh 1 dollar bill.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on July 24, 2009, 08:06:00 PM: Out comes a Pepsi.

I put in a fedora and MJ.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 08:18:28 PM: Out comes I don't know what the hell those are...

I put back into the machine a WTF.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on July 24, 2009, 08:20:12 PM: Out comes a fedora (hat) and Micheal Jackson...
The Micheal Jackson makes it.

I put into the machine Cleverbot, and all the weird **** he says.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 08:40:21 PM: Out of themachine comes wierd ****.

I put into the other wierd ****.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Tina Branford on July 24, 2009, 08:55:06 PM: Nothing comes out of the machine, because you didn't put anything in the machine.

I put a materia into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2009, 09:05:48 PM: A copy of FF7 comes out of the machine.

I put lots of hearts into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 02:24:46 PM: Lots of kidneys come out

I put a one-month topic kick into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Schpasm on August 23, 2009, 03:45:08 PM: The machine short circuits and sprays sparks... nothing comes out...

After tedious maintenance, I put in a picture of a spicy burrito with a smiley face on it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 03:55:40 PM: The machine explodes, causing it to rain burritos on the town of Chewandswallow.

I cart a new machine into place and stick one of these lame Charas adds into it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on August 23, 2009, 04:03:16 PM: The machine defriends you on Facebook.
What?
It can't all be hilarious.*

I put the machine into the machine.

did anyone c wut i did thar?
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on August 23, 2009, 07:33:10 PM: A paradox pops out of the machine out of the machine out of the machine out of the machine out of the machine out of the machine out of the machine out of the machine...

An hour later I decide to put a turtle in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 23, 2009, 08:14:04 PM: The machine rattles for a moment.
Monstrous turtle attacks!
Command?
-Attack
-Spell
-Item
-Run

I put my thoughts into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: supasora on August 23, 2009, 08:16:37 PM: The machine starts to have a strange obbsesion with supasora. (jk)

I put a wookie in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 24, 2009, 01:15:04 PM: The wookie refuses to enter the machine. The machine refuses to accept the wookie as well. The machine and the wookie conspire to kill you.

I put Facebok into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on August 24, 2009, 03:08:56 PM: Facebok gets sued for attempting to recreate Facebook's site.

I shove a shovel into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on August 24, 2009, 08:09:41 PM: Absalutely abhorous alliteration attempts to appear.

I put in Lucy and Sarena.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 25, 2009, 05:57:40 AM: NO MOVEMENT ENGINE COMES OUT.

I shove supasora into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: supasora on August 25, 2009, 08:00:09 AM: supasora and the machine fuse and make a new supermega autobot.

I shove actual sodas into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Vlad Shadeu on August 25, 2009, 01:05:41 PM: A quarter comes out with the force of a rifle bullet and kills you.

I stick your dead corpse into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 25, 2009, 04:31:05 PM: The machine destroys it and everyone cheers!

I put the musical number my friend and I wrote based on the beginning of Tears of the Night... and the beginning of the one I'm writing right now about Vihr into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on August 26, 2009, 06:34:11 PM: Out comes the ultimate Midi, which is then stolen by Grandy. ;_;

I put Charas Releated Fiction in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on August 27, 2009, 11:50:10 PM: The machine turns into a scandinavian she-male striper wearing a nurse's outfit.

I put a Twi'lek dancer girl in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Musha on September 03, 2009, 06:57:23 AM: A Rancor comes out and eats you.

I stick a copy of The White Album into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 03, 2009, 07:10:13 AM: Dung beetles come out and attack you.

I put a crushed scouter into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on September 03, 2009, 09:13:14 AM: Our comes a new scouter, but you crush it soon after due to somebody, once again, exceeding a certain limit.

I put Jean Claude Van Damme into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on September 03, 2009, 12:55:11 PM: He punches his way out of the machine and kicks your head off.

I replace the machine and put a can of "Mighty Dog" (Beef tenderloin flavor) in it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 03, 2009, 01:10:43 PM: I end up putting a quarter into the can and getting a dollar.

I put that dollar into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on September 04, 2009, 08:03:55 AM: Out comes 20 counterfeit dollars.

I put in a wooden nickel.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on September 04, 2009, 08:22:22 PM: Vegeta busts out of the machine and yells at you.
I put Bobert Dylzerman into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on September 05, 2009, 06:50:32 PM: A bunch of question marks pop out.

I put Jack Nicholson into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: luigifan33 on September 06, 2009, 10:18:20 PM: Jack Nicholson comes out again.

I put your life savings into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Red Giant on September 07, 2009, 12:11:32 AM: Out comes END OF THE UNIVERSE

I put in LET THERE B LITE
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on September 07, 2009, 01:37:47 AM: Out comes Dante yelling "I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIITE *echo*"

I put in Devil May Cry
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on September 07, 2009, 01:51:04 AM: Out comes Cloud Strife.

I burn Cloud Strife with a flamethrower and put his ashes into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: _JeT_ on September 07, 2009, 01:54:41 AM: Rain Strife comes out of the machine... Oh geez...

I put Master Onion into the machine, and then do a spin, jump, kick, chop, block on the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 07, 2009, 05:51:13 AM: A rapping puppy starts coming out before I kick it back in.

I kick back in the rapping puppy.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: luigifan33 on September 07, 2009, 10:54:38 PM: Mini Me comes out of the machine.

I shove Mini Me into the machine with his pinkey in his mouth.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on September 08, 2009, 12:16:55 AM: Out comes Mega-Me, the greater clone that you can only see the feet of and some of the legs because the rest gets cut off due to the small screen height!

I put Mega-Me's left shoe into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 08, 2009, 12:24:11 AM: I come out, somehow.

I put me back into I, the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on September 08, 2009, 12:25:35 AM: A Quantum Paradox comes out.

I quickly shove the paradox back into the machine!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: luigifan33 on September 08, 2009, 12:31:37 AM: Me, Myself and I come out of the machine.

I and Me put Mega-Me's right shoe into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: SqareMan on September 15, 2009, 12:15:54 AM: It comes back, mas as ****

I put Final Fantasy VII in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: blue_emerald777 on September 15, 2009, 12:17:49 AM: You get a free soundtrack CD. Unfortunately, it they had to overwrite your game disc for it.

I put in Final Fantasy X.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: luigifan33 on September 15, 2009, 02:28:34 AM: Out comes Final Fantasy Y.

I put the internet into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: SqareMan on September 15, 2009, 08:06:51 PM: Quote from: blue_emerald777 on September 15, 2009, 12:17:49 AM
You get a free soundtrack CD. Unfortunately, it they had to overwrite your game disc for it.

I put in Final Fantasy X.
I had FF 7 downloaded on PSN so I don't really care eccept for I lost a valuble game in its original form :(

Quote from: luigifan33 on September 15, 2009, 02:28:34 AM
Out comes Final Fantasy Y.

I put the internet into the vending machine.
Whats FF Y?
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on September 15, 2009, 10:19:08 PM: Quote from: luigifan33 on September 15, 2009, 02:28:34 AM
I put the internet into the vending machine.

The machine cast lvl 9 bolt on you.

I roll the saving throw into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on September 15, 2009, 10:31:23 PM: You roll a critical failure, existence denied.

I put a vending machine with a vending machine in it into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 15, 2009, 11:23:40 PM: Quote from: Cerebus on March 15, 2009, 08:36:17 PM
The ~~windmill~~ vending machine with a vending machine in it is obviously way too large to be put in the machine, but stubborn as you are you force it into the machine resulting in the machine breaking. Oh wow, congratulation you silly fool, you just broke the machine! Happy now?

Fortunately, I just called the repairman. And he just arrived, yay! Fast srevice it is!
The repairman does his job and succeed in repairing the machine. He looks at you, slap you across the face and kick your bloody ~~windmill~~vending machine with a vending machine in it.
"Don't you ever try this again!" he says.
While leaving, he raises his right hand showing only his middle finger.
The jerk!

I smash ~~Bluhman's~~ Legacy of Elecrusher's face with a baseball bat to obtain some of his teeth and put them into the machine.
And then I call an ambulance.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on September 16, 2009, 01:11:37 AM: Out comes a post-modern analysis of John Steinbeck's "The Chrysanthemums".

I start a gentlemen's club in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on September 16, 2009, 01:37:25 AM: Out pops a thong and a hundred dollar bill.

I put a picture of a puppy in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Emerates on September 16, 2009, 04:01:48 AM: God damn it.

I put Charas-Project.net into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on September 16, 2009, 09:04:33 AM: Our hopes and dreams are destroyed, and somebody makes a really fucking stupid YTMND. (http://cpnid.ytmnd.com/)

I rage against the machine!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on September 16, 2009, 11:06:00 AM: Quote from: Bluhman on September 16, 2009, 09:04:33 AM
a really fucking stupid YTMND. (http://cpnid.ytmnd.com/)
Rage. Simple rage.

Anyway, out pops a copy of Rage against the Machine.

I replace it with a vinyl of Tiny Tim's recording of Tiptoe Through the Tulips.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on September 16, 2009, 03:17:30 PM: The machine insinuates you could be hiding feelings of a homosexual nature.

I put all of my hopes and dreams into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Gage on September 16, 2009, 09:43:26 PM: They come back out crushed.

I insert a midget into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on September 16, 2009, 11:21:38 PM: Out comes a lawn gnome. Oh, wait - it's just the midget covered in ceramic.

I put a fishing pole and silly hat in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 16, 2009, 11:27:01 PM: Quote from: Bluhman on September 16, 2009, 09:04:33 AM
a really fucking stupid YTMND. (http://cpnid.ytmnd.com/)
Isn't that kind of redundant?

Out comes a dwarf on a stick.

I throw him back in there, because he's scaring me.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Gage on September 17, 2009, 11:32:48 PM: You hear " Thank you for your exchange. " And out comes a crisp 1$ bill.

I insert a blue flamingo.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: supasora on September 20, 2009, 05:47:13 PM: The machine shoots out a pink flamingo which stabs you in the heart with it's beak for your poor choice.

Burce lee puts chuck norris in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: John Brown on September 20, 2009, 06:23:26 PM: Chuck norris screams as the gears rip him apart. Lee watches. In the bad lighting, the shadows twist his face into a hideous grin. He cleans up the blood with the janitor's mop. Later that week, he sees that the janitor was arrested for killing Norris. He laughs.

I put God's autograph into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 20, 2009, 07:00:06 PM: Out comes a black man.

I stare in confusion at the machine, and then scissor kick it in the jaw.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 23, 2009, 02:36:56 PM: The machine punches you in the mouth

I put in a bandaid
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on September 23, 2009, 03:22:52 PM: Abuse of 4chan memes and general newfaggotry come out.

I go back to bed.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on September 23, 2009, 08:58:31 PM: Quote from: Obvious Sock Account on September 23, 2009, 03:22:52 PM
Abuse of 4chan memes and general newfaggotry come out.

I go back to bed.

lol, how did you get that from band-aid?

An alarm clock comes out,

I put in a flash drive
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on September 23, 2009, 10:22:07 PM: Out comes a virus!

A quack doctor rushes to the machine's aid and pumps it full of vaccines.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on September 24, 2009, 12:51:10 AM: Quote from: Felix-0 on September 23, 2009, 08:58:31 PM
lol, how did you get that from band-aid?

Inferred it from the person whom my post preceded.

The machine dies. Bill Maher gloats. (Any one who gets this wins an internet)

I get angry and throw things for reasons I'm not wholly aware of.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on September 24, 2009, 01:17:37 AM: The machine pops a soda can out at your face in anger for not technically putting anything in it.
You realize your wrongdoings, and commit yourself to more purposeful activities.
Doing so wins you the respect of everyone and you learn the meaning of life.
Your lucky numbers are: 5 8 19 20 7 6 4

I put in Scandinavia.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on September 24, 2009, 01:24:17 AM: A can of mead comes out.

I put a bull-horned helm into the machine to complete the viking theme.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: luigifan33 on September 24, 2009, 02:18:28 AM: Out comes a japaneese couple.

I put in both of the Mythbusters^{(R)(C) ect.}
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 07, 2009, 09:15:57 PM: Out comes our rejected reality. He has substituted it with his own.

I put a severed toe in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 08, 2009, 12:44:18 AM: Out comes Wendy's.

I put in a bunch of rogues.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 09, 2009, 11:13:46 AM: You get Blizzard to Release Diablo 3 this year.

I put in procrastination.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 09, 2009, 03:22:12 PM: Blizzard doesn't release Diablo 3. Instead they take their time making something decent.

I put in Felix' weird-*** hat.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 09, 2009, 07:05:12 PM: Now look at the mess you've made. Theists are pointlessly offended, agnostics are indecisive, atheists are smug, deists remain unphased, and the apatheists continue to be fairly calm. Hm. Not a whole lot changed, as it were.

I insult various popular franchises for being utter shite, buckle down and await the fanboys.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 09, 2009, 10:18:15 PM: Dominic falls out, partially processed in Fanta.

I wring my clothes out into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 10, 2009, 12:29:08 AM: The machine awakes in a pod.

I sneak up and stick the Matrix into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 10, 2009, 09:00:53 PM: Non-sensical pseudo-philosophy comes out.

I put roepend and blauwoog into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on October 22, 2009, 06:51:18 AM: Laurel and Hardy come back... And then get squished by Roepend and Blauwoog, both of which got sent back in a box.

I put a Jugged hare, moules marinieres, pate de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux, frogs' legs amandine, oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd, and quail eggs, all mixed up in a bucket with the quail eggs on top, as well as six bottles of Chateau Latour Forty-five, a double Jeroboam of champagne, and six crates of brown ale... AND, a wafer-thin mint.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on October 22, 2009, 11:07:40 AM: Tsk tsk... I hope you didn't skimp on the pate. Out flows a torrent of vomit.

I put a bucket and a hose in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on October 22, 2009, 07:47:20 PM: Out comes Jack and Jill to fetch a pail of water, Jack falls down a hill and dislocates his spine and is taken away by the ambulance but Jill fell down after him but is just left there because she's a whiny self-centered brat!

I put Redrum into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on October 23, 2009, 12:58:38 AM: Out comes bluetonic.

I pute goodolHomemademoonshine in then machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on October 23, 2009, 01:16:39 AM: Out pops... an empty bottle. Hum.

Against my better judgment, I put a good measure of fine scotch in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Shinku Ryu on October 23, 2009, 01:20:52 AM: takes out scotch...why do ppl drink this stuff!?

puts a ferby in...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on October 23, 2009, 04:21:05 AM: Out comes smashed Furby parts.

I put in smashed off Furby beak.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 23, 2009, 05:27:33 AM: Out comes SATAN!

I put in CTHULHU!
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on October 23, 2009, 11:28:30 AM: Shub Niggurath, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth and all the other Great Old Ones and Outer Gods fall out of the machine. They all huddle in a corner and cry, saddened by the fact that you don't know who they are and yet know who Cthuhlu is.

I put a map of Canada in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Shinku Ryu on October 23, 2009, 10:06:23 PM: comes out a ripped peice of paper ....DONCHYAKNOW!!

puts John McLame in...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 23, 2009, 11:18:38 PM: Quote from: Obvious Sock Account on October 23, 2009, 11:28:30 AM
Shub Niggurath, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth and all the other Great Old Ones and Outer Gods fall out of the machine. They all huddle in a corner and cry, saddened by the fact that you don't know who they are and yet know who Cthuhlu is.
Your assumptions that I'm a conformist douchetard offend me good sir :'(

Out comes Osama Barraken.

I put in giant slug man of doom.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on October 23, 2009, 11:23:50 PM: Out comes a flute.
If you don't get it, good.

I put in an ocarina, along with Seed.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Musha on October 27, 2009, 11:35:06 PM: Voldo comes out. ("Comes out" heh heh, get it? Aw, never mind.)

I steal Voldo's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katar">katars</a> and put them in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on October 28, 2009, 12:36:47 AM: In comes the wizard to strangle you to get his wand back.

I step aside to avoid the magical violence and put Monty Python into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on October 28, 2009, 01:31:01 AM: After about an hour of popping noises, out comes deflated bubble wrap.

I decide to put wrapping paper in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on October 28, 2009, 06:09:07 AM: Out comes rice wrapped in rice paper. You rice eater... NEVER OFFERED ME ANY! :( I like rice...

I put fried rice into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on November 01, 2009, 10:14:03 PM: Out comes a Steampunked Nerf gun.

I put in my hate and sorrow into the machine. > : )
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on November 02, 2009, 02:51:58 AM: Out comes a few bones and a skull, then a sickly groan.

I stick some homemade cornbread into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on November 12, 2009, 03:29:01 AM: OUT pops a weasel.

I put in a cherry pot pie, and run away gracefully.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 12, 2009, 11:01:04 AM: A handful of cherry pits fall out.

I put in a gigantic space heater.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on November 13, 2009, 02:51:14 AM: Out comes a Gargantuan Space Freezer.

I put logic and wisdom into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on November 13, 2009, 02:58:26 AM: Out comes a computer.

I put a glass of apple cider in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on November 13, 2009, 03:23:13 AM: Out comes apple cider vinegar.

I put a smoke bomb into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on November 13, 2009, 03:52:43 AM: Out comes Foxy, she draws Monocles on everyone and then leaves giggling*

I put Ozma into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 13, 2009, 11:58:56 AM: Osmos comes out

I put in a growling hunger.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on November 14, 2009, 12:08:39 AM: Drew Carey comes out and eats you.

I put in a turkey into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on November 14, 2009, 04:20:31 AM: Out comes A MILLION DOGS and EATS THE TURKEY.

I put a SUPER SENSITIVE MOUSE TOUCHPAD into the machine's INVENTORY.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 14, 2009, 12:41:26 PM: The mouse cursor flies so fast it becomes solid and flies off the monitor.

I shove in a SSBB computer sound scheme
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 14, 2009, 02:01:32 PM: It uses its final smash.

I edge jump to avoid it.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 14, 2009, 05:30:05 PM: You dodge the smash, some Japanese kid breaks his controller at home.

I put in Borderlands.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on November 14, 2009, 07:13:20 PM: Out comes generic arachnid alien/mutant thingamabob.

I put in generic arachnid alien/mutant thingamabob into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on November 14, 2009, 10:26:04 PM: It is so heartbroken by Lucas' harsh words that it commits suicide (stupid emo machine) and is replaced with a bigger, better, and less suicidy machine.

I put a picture of Staci into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 19, 2009, 02:09:42 PM: The machine turns out to be gay, and spits it out.

I laugh at the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Darkfox on November 20, 2009, 11:03:23 PM: The machine falls over on you.

I put in a Mickey hat.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on November 20, 2009, 11:06:29 PM: Out comes a couple Goofy zombies and they nom you.

I put in Kubuntu.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on August 18, 2010, 05:44:12 PM: a banana comes out

I put a screwdriver into the machine...
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on August 18, 2010, 09:12:20 PM: Out comes a Manhattan.

I put an empty tin of cocoa into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on August 19, 2010, 12:52:49 AM: The drawings come to life and destroy you with their magnanimity.

I put two dollars into the vending machine... IN PENNIES.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on August 19, 2010, 12:59:58 AM: The machine doesn't take pennies, so a cascade of pennies flies in your face when you try to make your selection.

I put the [Amazing Balls] into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: mironic on September 05, 2010, 02:28:56 AM: the amazing Grace comes out,

I Put my computer into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 05, 2010, 04:40:05 AM: A virus pops out and eats you alive.
[Good god, I haven't seen this thread on the front page for a while... how did I miss it being up there in mid august?!]

I put in college.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: WarxePB on September 16, 2010, 07:26:29 AM: Frat boys come out, and force you to chug a keg.

I put Tommy Wiseau into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 28, 2010, 04:01:47 AM: *Googles Tommy Wiseau*

0_0 this guy?

Probably the best movies you can ever add to your super rad DVD collection come out of the machine.

I put my iPod into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on November 02, 2010, 04:44:57 AM: All those Justin Bieber songs came out to haunt you.

I put a lovely bunch of coconuts into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on November 02, 2010, 06:22:25 AM: They get spit back out, aligning themselves standing in a row.

I put my very dead jack-o-lantern into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Bluhman on November 02, 2010, 08:10:14 AM: A very dead pickle-o-lantern hits you in the face.

I put a tank into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Cerdiar on November 02, 2010, 12:06:28 PM: Out comes a Miniature Toy Tank...which is fake.

I put in a Fish.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on November 02, 2010, 02:11:45 PM: Out comes a lightsaber.

I put a bottle of Clorox in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on November 02, 2010, 07:45:27 PM: Chemical Warfare comes out!

I put MissingName into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Cerdiar on November 02, 2010, 09:41:19 PM: Out comes a pet who seeems to be missing a nametag.

I put in a Greenhouse Gas in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 02, 2010, 11:16:29 PM: The gas comes out of the cracks in the machine.

I put a vending machine into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 02, 2010, 11:50:58 PM: You divide by zero and all the calculators in the world become mini black holes for a sec before dispersing their energy and going poof.

I break the space time continuum and grab the 1st vending machine. ( I think it's supposed to be slot machine lol)

I put in lack of logic101 into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: fruckert on November 03, 2010, 01:25:23 AM: You get nothing, as you didn't put anything in, per se.

I put in $1.25.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 03, 2010, 03:02:19 AM: The machine spits coke into you.

I put * in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Cerdiar on November 04, 2010, 02:13:38 AM: * comes out of the machine...wet...

I put my hand in the machine (It's still connected to my body by the way)
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 11, 2010, 03:16:20 PM: your hands gets photocopies and you now have 2 hands on 1 arm.

I put in a chainsaw
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MissingName on November 11, 2010, 07:31:36 PM: Out comes a roughly-cut piece of Japanese Maple.

I put Jenny Haniver into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on November 18, 2010, 02:57:00 PM: A devlish angel comes out and spits on you.
Speaking of Devils and angels...
I put in Netherworld Battle Chronicle Disgaea into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on November 18, 2010, 08:57:54 PM: My envy of never playing that expensive az game comes out

I pour my pure hatred into the machine in the form of Force Lightning
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on August 22, 2011, 01:50:25 AM: Nobody ever posted in this thing? Gah. *Reboots the machine and puts in Cylon*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Felix-0 on October 03, 2011, 09:20:56 PM: Machine has to google Cylon, and then spits out a battledroid at you.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on October 21, 2014, 04:55:21 AM: *I slay the battledroid in some misguided Jedi instinct then put in a Phoenix Appendix to try and revive the machine*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on October 23, 2014, 06:17:07 PM: The vending machine accepts your holy thread revival attempts and awards you with a lovely Gardenia! You can't help but imagine it would look great in that vase you got for your birthday last year from dear old Aunt Myrtle.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on October 27, 2014, 01:00:49 AM: (I have a dear old Aunt Myrtle? o.O)

*I first put the Gardenia in a vase then I put in what Dren would have put in had he not forgoten to put it in but didn't so I had ta.*
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Dragonium on March 14, 2015, 11:53:07 PM: Dragonium falls out of the machine, hisses at you, and hastily climbs back in.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on March 15, 2015, 12:41:02 AM: I blink and then glance at my bottled Root Beer and then look at the machine again shaking my head. Then shrug and toss all my fondest memories of Charas in the Golden Days in since Dragonium, too did not post what he put in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 16, 2015, 12:28:51 PM: Out comes Alex, who plays you a beautiful piece of harp music!

I put in a lump of coal.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 18, 2015, 01:25:07 AM: Out pops a diamond! Covered in poisonous spiders. Have fun.

I put in The Little Mermaid.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 18, 2015, 01:33:21 AM: Out comes an old, fat, chain-smoking mermaid.

I put in Windows 8.2.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on March 18, 2015, 01:45:52 AM: Out pops Windows 10.

I put a hand grenade full of hand parts in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 18, 2015, 02:56:53 AM: A claymore full of foot parts comes out.

I accidentally drop a sacagawea dollar into the vending machine instead of quarters.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 20, 2015, 08:02:48 PM: A feathered arrow shoots out of the machine and takes off a chunk of your ear.

I put a 3DS XL into the machine
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 20, 2015, 10:44:28 PM: A note that says, "I'm sorry" pops out.

I put a literal can of worms into the vending machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on March 21, 2015, 02:53:02 AM: A event horizon forms and the machine and the universe collapse in on themselves again and again till the vending mach9ine repair person fixes it then puts a sign up "Do not put **** in this ***ing vending machine, or I'll **** your cats." I take the sign down and put it into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 21, 2015, 07:05:08 AM: The space-time continuum has been so badly altered, a literal worm of cans comes out of the vending machine. (Yes, you read that right)

Since Fish Cronenberg'd the universe... I put the vending machine in fish.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zoltar on April 06, 2015, 01:04:57 AM: Out of Fish comes a finished Chain Game! I am happy so I decide to be reckless and stick Proud Mary's sword in the machine.

Proud Mary: Reckless? More like suicidal! I'd better get that back. _sweat_.... :yell:
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 06, 2015, 01:42:53 AM: Out comes Ashamed Katherine's walking stick.

I put in a mug of steaming hot tea and two digestive biscuits.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Zoltar on April 07, 2015, 03:00:45 AM: Quote from: Moosetroop11 on April 06, 2015, 01:42:53 AM
Out comes Ashamed Katherine's walking stick.

(That is so going in my game. ;D Or maybe the next we'll see! )

The machine spits out two huge frosted donuts and beer. I drink the beer and share the donuts with the wild moose then excamine the machine for buttons and discover a few: red, blue and green. Unable to make up my mind I press them all and put in Ashamed Kathrine's walking stick.

Ashamed Katherine: OOoh nooo! *Crumples over like timber*

Proud Mary: _sweat_ You're truly evil.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 15, 2015, 03:29:51 AM: A bloody Cain pops out.

I put piece of thread connected to a tooth into the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Fisherson on April 15, 2015, 04:46:00 AM: The machine suddenly reels AFL in and sucks him down the slot!

I yell "Oh no you don't! that's my last rival, and they are rather hard to come by!" Then draw my saber and charge the machine screaming "For Charas!"
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Razor on April 15, 2015, 05:19:32 PM: A bloody pile of bone and viscera pops out. You can't beat the machine.

I put in a vending machine of equal mass.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 15, 2015, 11:18:24 PM: Nega vending machine pops out, draws it's cape around itself sinisterly and retreats into the woods... for the time being.

I put a guinea pig into the machne.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: drenrin2120 on July 10, 2023, 09:01:15 AM: 8 years later, the same guinea pig comes out, miraculously unaged.

I put the guinea pig back into the vending machine, where it might possibly belong.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 24, 2023, 09:27:51 AM: A handwritten note comes out that says

"Thank you for returning Guinnus Piggus, our sweet prince. Our kingdom had all but fallen into disarray with disappearance of our lord - that dark hour that the great shelf picker selected him. Our knights have all departed on sacred quests and our scientists had almost found a way to traverse the membrane between your world and ours. We will send out recall messages and cancel the expensive contracts. Your sincerely, the free peoples of Vendaria"

I gingerly put a bag of frozen peas in the machine.
Title: Re: Vending Machine
Post by: MartinVole on July 26, 2023, 03:52:36 AM: Orson Welles pops out, and he begins to ramble on!

“We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there. Do you really mean that? Don’t you think you really want to say 'July' over the snow? Isn’t that the fun of it? I think it’s so nice that–that you see a snow-covered field and say 'every July peas grow there'. 'We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there.' We aren’t even in the fields, you see? (pause) We’re talking about them growing and she’s picked them. (clears throat) What? I don’t understand you, then. When must–what must be over for 'July'? I’d love to know how you emphasize 'in' in 'in July'… Impossible! Meaningless!"