Vending Machine

[fruckert]

Out comes my nephew

I put in a fetus >_>

[mironic]

a pokemon card comes out with a picture of Missingno.

i put the " real" missingno. into the machine

[Cerebus]

A foetus comes out.

I put a fake anti-virus into the machine.

[mironic]

real anti-virus comes out... ya not exiting is it...

i put the common cold into the machine.

[Bluhman]

All the fire-themed robot masters from the classic Megaman Series leap out from the machine and say "Brr. It's cold in there." Then they all die.

I put this windmill into the machine.

[Cerebus]

The windmill is obviously way too large to be put in the machine, but stubborn as you are you force it into the machine resulting in the machine breaking. Oh wow, congratulation you silly fool, you just broke the machine! Happy now?

Fortunately, I just called the repairman. And he just arrived, yay! Fast srevice it is!
The repairman does his job and succeed in repairing the machine. He looks at you, slap you across the face and kick your bloody windmill.
"Don't you ever try this again!" he says.
While leaving, he raises his right hand showing only his middle finger.
The jerk!

I smash Bluhman's face with a baseball bat to obtain some of his teeth and put them into the machine.
And then I call an ambulance.

[fruckert]

Out pops the ambulance, crushing you both.
I laugh at the irony

Then put in a sentence fragment

[Bluhman]

Another sentence fragment shoots out of the machine and stabs you in the eye.

I hang a warning sign on the machine.

[Bluhman]

The ropes rape the insides of the machine, then reap their raspy reward, ripen into radishes, and then the machine finally dispenses 250 rupees. Radical.

I put a heavy weapon into the machine.

[WarxePB]

In Soviet Russia, heavy weapon goes into YOU! And thus, you are disemboweled by the vending machine's terrible sense of humor.

I put a lolcat into the machine.

[Darrellito]

A bag of dead kittens comes out. Who would do such a thing? (looks at Lucas' direction)

I insert a copy of Dungeons and Dragons for dummies into the machine.

[MalakitheFallen]

And It comes back out in shreds. Apparently even vending machines hate that book too.

I put a Dragon into the vending machine.

[Bluhman]

A dungeon comes out.

Bluhman: SEE CEREBUS. A WINDMILL CAN FIT IN THERE!!
Cerebus: Just what are you talking about?
Bluhman: Well, if a dungeon can come out, then why can't a windmill go in?
Cerebus: Because it doesn't fit through the coin slot, stupid. Now put something in.

I put a Gas Mask into the machine

Cerebus: GIVE THAT BACK.

[Dominicy]

Cerebus jumps in after it.

I put the moon in the machine.  The oceans come with it.

[Darrellito]

Out comes the tides. But they slowly disappear without the moon.

I put a peice of paper with the words Moon Please written on it into the machine.