Vending Machine

[Uberpwn_w00t]

The machine negates it. Because you don't have a soul gem. (Bluhman hasn't stolen your stole, and turned it into one. Lucky bastard.)

I put in a Youtube poop video.

[Bluhman]

You get spaghetti on toast.

I put twelve tokens into the machine.

[Darrellito]

One giant Hatoken comes out.

I throw in a tiger uppercut.

[A Forgotten Legend]

You get kitten undercut

I put the kitten into the machine.

[fruckert]

My horribly mutilated corpse comes out

I crawl back in

[_JeT_]

Half of a zombie comes out.

I put the zombie back in, with a mustache taped to its face.

[fruckert]

A Wii  comes out

I put my now dead 360 in, then go play Metroid

(almost true story)

[Felix-0]

gets red ring of death

Puts in Red vs Blue

[Darrellito]

A copy of Halo Wars comes out.

I reach inside the machine to pickpocket the coin case.

[fruckert]

No coins come out, although everything for the past 50 something pages does...do...whatever is grammatically correct

I put in Murky the Murloc

[Bluhman]

The machine does a /jranger.

I throw several MMORPG's out the window...


And then I put a ship in a bottle into the machine.

[Lukas]

a bluhman ina can comes out!

Puts in halo record after game
5 kills : 7 deaths : its over 9000 assists

[fruckert]

The Showoff reward comes out

I put in an Oscar...
What?
It was acquired legallyI think

[Darrellito]

Out comes an emmy.

I feed the machine a sonic kick.

[Bluhman]

Blood comes out.

I put the machine in a hospital.