Vending Machine

[fruckert]

The hospital puts you into it's psych ward, for thinking the vending machine is injured

I put CSI into the vending machine

[A Forgotten Legend]

Awesome comes out

I put the awesome back in.

[Bluhman]

EATS YOU.

I put a handgcannon into the machine.

[_JeT_]

A Jill sandwich comes out, almost crushing you. "That was too close" you say to yourself.

I put a child into the machine.

[Darrellito]

The child comes out a man.

I punch that man in the face, turn him around, and kick his *** back in the machine.

[Bluhman]

The man comes out a werewolf!

I put a silver fork in his eye and kick him out a door, whilst yelling "YIFF IN HELL FURFAG!!!" And then I put a quarter into the machine.

[Darrellito]

Suprisingly enough, a Dr. Pepper falls out. Then another, and another until your overcome with Dr. Pepper cans. They then reform into a giant robot and enter a Tekken style battle with the vending machine.

The Dr. Pepper robot feeds the machine a can sandwich (similar to the knuckle sandwich, but you know...).

[fruckert]

The machine turns out to be the Mountain Dew Machine off of Transformers, then gets into an epic fight with the Dr Pepper robot.

I make Evil King Stan destroy the fight with one of his rarely done moves, after successfully complementing him, then replace the machine.

[Darrellito]

I feed the machine a twinkie. Cause fruckert forgot to.

[Red Fox]

The vending machine purrs in pleasure then proceed to rape you.

I put in a three feet pole covered with stickers in the machine.

[Bluhman]

A 12 foot pole comes out, covered with tattoos.

I put my arm into the machine.

[Felix-0]

My foot comes out...(WTF is that possiable)

"Hey I always needed an extra leg!

Puts in Warts Leg

[fruckert]

Bowser comes out and eats Wart's leg

I put in a bag of Cinnamon Twists (nom nom nom)

[mironic]

pick up sticks Comes out

I put sonic in the machine.

(( learned how to spell FTW ))

[Darrellito]

Super Sonic falls out.

I put the entire continent of africa into the machine.