Author Topic: Vending Machine (Read 489733 times)

A Forgotten Legend · « **Reply #720 on:** August 19, 2008, 06:19:46 PM »

You get cheese.

I put in a E double sharp.

Bluhman · « **Reply #721 on:** August 19, 2008, 10:39:30 PM »

You get G Flattened.

I put Mew into the machine.

Darrellito · « **Reply #722 on:** August 20, 2008, 08:43:33 AM »

Mewtwo slides out and askes you to stop staring at his penis.

I lob my head off and am lucky enough for it to roll into the machine.

fruckert · « **Reply #723 on:** August 20, 2008, 07:28:51 PM »

William Shatner comes out.

I put William Shatner's now severed hand in

Bluhman · « **Reply #724 on:** August 20, 2008, 09:45:11 PM »

Thing from The Addams Family leaps out and gives you a slap. Then walks away.

I put a D^# chord into the machine with my harp.

Darrellito · « **Reply #725 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:31:32 AM »

Alvin and the Chipmunks come sliding down.

I stuff the fat one back in, but only half of him fits.

Rahl · « **Reply #726 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:26:35 PM »

Pulls out Will Farrel's latest movies....

Puts them them back in dissipointed that'll he never make another good movie again like ancorman.

mironic · « **Reply #727 on:** August 22, 2008, 11:38:44 AM »

I pop out

i put me back in

_JeT_ · « **Reply #728 on:** August 22, 2008, 03:10:04 PM »

A new terminal illness comes out, and spreads throughout the world.

I put in the cure.

fruckert · « **Reply #729 on:** August 22, 2008, 03:15:41 PM »

a bum comes out and steals the cure before it goes in all the way

luckily theres another one, which gets put back in also

Darrellito · « **Reply #730 on:** August 22, 2008, 10:32:51 PM »

My zombified head rolls out. I bite your fingers off.

I spit your fingers back in the machine.

Rahl · « **Reply #731 on:** August 23, 2008, 03:37:14 AM »

Two men leave the machine

One man enters

markedcards00 · « **Reply #732 on:** August 25, 2008, 07:19:44 AM »

A ninja comes out.

I put an empty Dr. Pepper bottle in.

Bluhman · « **Reply #733 on:** August 25, 2008, 07:32:34 AM »

A motolov cocktail comes out.

I put this thing in:

A Forgotten Legend · « **Reply #734 on:** August 27, 2008, 01:21:50 AM »

You get god's rejects.

I put in My soul gem.

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