Vending Machine

[fruckert]

A cure for AIDS comes out

I put in my entire life savings

[mironic]

a chocolate-bar falls out

i put my shorts into the machine.

[Darrellito]

Nothing comes out. I shake the machine, and then finally, a small rubber duck falls out.

I send the machine a YOGA FIRE.

[mironic]

Yoda falls out...

I put 300 nulls into the machine.

[Felix-0]

300 Voids come out
I put in KOTOR(star wars: Knigts OF The Old Republic)

[Red Fox]

The machine ignores you.

I put a IOSYS cd in it.

[Emerates]

The machine gives you one (1) I.O.U. slip and a middle finger.

I put extra virgin olive oil into the machine.

[Felix-0]

West Virgina comers out

Puts in New charas banners(we need some)

[Bluhman]

"charas banners (we got some)" Come out...?

I put a wepon into the machine.

[mironic]

acid comes out...

I put cheese into the machine.

[Felix-0]

Light crusider comes out( the word cheeze reminded me of the seag genisis game Light crusiader...cause cheeze healed poison >__<)

Puts in Sega Game Gear

[MSlash67]

Sonic the Hedgehog comes out.

Puts in a boot.

[mironic]

a shoe comes out

i put... GIRL into the machine.

[Red Giant]

A korean transvestite comes out.
Enjoy.

I put too much faith in the machine.

[Emerates]

The negative value of the square root of infinity comes out.

I put displaced air into the machine.