Vending Machine

[Red Fox]

Three chains attached to a burning cross followed by a league of gay ku klux klans members comes out.

I dive into the machine.

[Bluhman]

You come out, looking quite sickly, with two glasses of milk.

I put apples into the machine.

[Emerates]

Apples to apples comes out.

I put Ben Stein into the machine.

[Dominicy]

Frankenstein comes out.  Not the monster, the Scientist.

I put a bagel in the machine and press the Fanta button.

[Darrellito]

A small solider toy falls out with a bagel in hand. You press the button on his back to have him say "You call these bagels?"

I put a full set of rockband instruments, but with a copy of Guitar Hero! World Tour.

[Fisherson]

Pure Awesomeness comes out, I capture it all and put it in a jar.



I put the Jar or Awesomeness in the machine.

[Red Fox]

A note that says "This note is awesome" comes out.

I put the fingers of five midgets, the wings of a seeing bat, the right claw of a left handed cat and a falling star into a blender. Mix it and pour the goo into the machine.

[chronoman]

A rare candy comes out

I put Ted Nuget into the machine

[Bluhman]

A Chicken Nugent comes out.

I put rich...creamy...pepperoni into the machine.

[mironic]

PEPPERONI ICECREAM COMES OUT

i put a nachos into the machine.

[Fisherson]

Cheese Dip comes out.




I put a Legendary Sword in the machine.

[fruckert]

Shoddy Dagger comes out

I put in Jergens Lotion

[Emerates]

A body condom comes out.

I put God into the machine.

[Darrellito]

A flaming bag of dog crap comes out.

I put a inventory fad sig into the machine.

[Djanki]

You'd get an item, but I'm too lazy to make one.

I put my bad mood into the machine.