Vending Machine

[fruckert]

A bunch of burning dogs as well as Satan come out

I put in the worst movie of all time award

[Fisherson]

The worst book of all time comes out.



I put a neutron star in the machine.

[Felix-0]

A white dwarf comes out

I put in Magus's Black hole skill

[Darrellito]

A peice of paper falls out. You pick it up to see there is type on it. It says: YOU HAVE LEARNED A NEW TRI TECH. And then Chrono and Frog slice your head off. Letters materialize out of nowhere and say VOLLEYBALL CROSS SLASH.

I put Masamune into the machine.

[Fisherson]

Kotetsu comes out.




I put a lightber in the machine.

[Felix-0]

Pwned deathstar comes out

I put Stuck up C***'s next to me into the machine

[Darrellito]

Low Class B*** falls out.


I put the internets into the machine.

[mironic]

HTTP falls out...

I put a box of timmy-ohs into the machine.

[_JeT_]

Jet-O's come out! Now with only 85% pure sodium!
Yes! Buy Jet-O's, for that great salty death taste!

I put in a Sexual Education book

[Felix-0]

SexuaL BUBBLEGUM Comes out

I put The T-virus into the machine

[_JeT_]

A mironic Tyrant comes out... who'd a guess mironic could become one...

I put Agent HUNK's mask into the machine.

[Fisherson]

A super chicken come out.
*A epic battle between super chicken and Chisouku ensues*


I put Ed's crown in the machine and then I stuff some dice in just for fun.

[Felix-0]

Seitzer teh gambler from FF6 comes out

I put in Terra from FF6

[Darrellito]

Piles and piles of Final Fantasy Hentai manga fall on top of you. Nice.

I put a 10 foot tall amazon blow up doll into the machine.

[fruckert]

Wonder Woman comes out

I put Will Smith in