Vending Machine

[Fisherson]

You get the number 43, which is not 42.

I put rumors about Kindom Hearts 4 in the vending machine.

[fruckert]

358/2 Days comes out

I put in the award for the weirdest game name ever

[Felix-0]

Guiltine Gears comes out

I put 2 protons into the machine

[Djanki]

CERN puts two more protons and spins them around, making a Small Hadron Coli-FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU--



I put a replacement for the world in the machine.

[mironic]

Mech comes out...

I put in a sheep...

[Fisherson]

A wolf dives in the machine and a new species of sheep that eats other sheep comes out.



I put a magic wand in the machine.

[fruckert]

You zap the magic wand, only to have it rebound and turn you into a Gold Beetle
(anyone who knows exactly what game I'm referencing, put an Evil +6 Sword of Rebulstakin into your inventory)

I put in my credit card, with the PIN in

[Darrellito]

The Machine steals your identity. Now it's life sucks.

I put a copy of Hello Kitty Island Adventure into the machine... backwards.

[mironic]

the machine Turns pink...

i put blue into the machine...

[fruckert]

200 Crips come out and mug you

I put in those stupid math equations with the trains

[Darrellito]

The train that should have collided with train b rushes out of the machine and runs you down.


I put a dog made of corn into the machine.

[Bluhman]

Dogs made of chili come out. But then Sonic runs by to steal them all for some reason.

I put the R-type into the machine.

[Darrellito]

A man jumps out in a red suit with a picture book and says "THIS IS WHAT AN R IS!" and points to the pictures of things that begin with R.


I stuff a moldy old pizza hut box into the machine.

[mironic]

 a fresh steaming pile of pizza mold comes out pointing a gun at your head....

[_JeT_]

Um... A rip in the space-time continuum is created...

I put in three afroamericans!