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Offline Felix-0

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #915 on: October 13, 2008, 10:40:25 PM »
mini me comes out

I put in lvl.1 weak topic kick into the machine
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Offline lilsniffs3

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #916 on: October 13, 2008, 11:45:59 PM »
a book of Felix lingo comes out.

I fail to understand and shove it in.
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Offline Darrellito

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #917 on: October 14, 2008, 06:34:59 AM »
You pull out, and then the machine sues you for rape charges and a paternity suit for your soon to be child.



10 Years Later (Yeah, that's how long the gestation period is for vending machines.)...


The machine starts giving birth.

Darrellito: I can see it crowning!

I push the hideous half man/machine back in.
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Offline Emerates

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #918 on: October 14, 2008, 01:09:30 PM »
Out comes...  a still birth, strangled by its own umbilical cord and drowned in its own placenta!

I put a piece of the true cross into the machine.
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Offline Felix-0

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #919 on: October 14, 2008, 10:46:17 PM »
Scientology comes out
I put in English for dummies into the machine
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Offline lilsniffs3

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #920 on: October 15, 2008, 02:22:32 AM »
The machine thanks you and doesn't spit anything out. You walk away, crying. It then tells you it was made in China.

I put chips in the machine and press 5.00.
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Offline Darrellito

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #921 on: October 15, 2008, 08:37:26 AM »
The machine vomits carmel candies and cotton balls. Who's job was it to feed the machine last? lilsniffs3.... (Looks at lilsniffs with a disappointed gaze)

I put a nutritious diet into the machine.
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Offline Bartman

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #922 on: October 15, 2008, 07:56:13 PM »
The machine is allergic to something you gave it and explodes.

The machine re-materializes than I shove some smelly cheese inside.
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Offline Felix-0

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #923 on: October 15, 2008, 08:06:58 PM »
A smelly cow comes out!

I put in a pair of a pair of pants
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Offline fruckert

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #924 on: October 16, 2008, 12:21:25 AM »
A bunch of old nudist men come out

I put in my left sock
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Offline Darrellito

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #925 on: October 16, 2008, 10:41:28 AM »
A personal copy of spellcheck comes out.

I feed the machine my penis. I cut it off for legal reasons.
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Offline Bartman

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #926 on: October 16, 2008, 04:50:38 PM »
A lawyer tries to sue you, but cannot because you cut it off
So I put the Lawyer back inside the machine.
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Offline Dominicy

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #927 on: October 16, 2008, 06:51:36 PM »
A book of technical terms that don't really mean anything falls out.

I drag Mironic into the machine with me with an evil smile on my face.
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Offline _JeT_

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #928 on: October 16, 2008, 08:01:42 PM »
Two signs come out, with one reading, "Do not disturb!, and the other saying "Five Bucks to join in. (10 if you're fat)"

I put Rumfeld into the machine, which already has mironic and Dominicy in it.
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Offline Felix-0

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #929 on: October 16, 2008, 09:51:40 PM »
Mironic and Dominciy come out drunk...

I put in Alzheimer's disease into the machine 
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