Vending Machine

[fruckert]

The best suicide drink of all time comes out (if you don't know what that is, go away)

I put in a hobbit, a dwarf, a gnome, a kender, and a baby into the machine

[Felix-0]

Lord of the rings in baby form comes out...

I put in Gif.

[Darrellito]

JPEG comes out and asks how you made the intangible tangible.

I sidestep this conundrum to throw in some laptop speakers.

[Felix-0]

horriable sound quality comes out!

I shove a cookie down the machines throat

[Emerates]

You get...  petroleum jelly!

I put Charas-Project into the machine and laugh maniacally.

[Bluhman]

They come out black and white, and do one of those 40's cartoon skeleton dances

I swear to god, you read my mind. Also, the Skeleton Dance was made in 1929.

ANYWAYS...

The machine shoots missiles! (lol)

I put the power of the GOD HAND into the machine. By beating it. With my fists.

[fruckert]

Idle Hands comes out and strangles you (corniest movie I've seen in recent years)

I put in a bunch o' metronomes
And a clock

[Felix-0]

felix gets mesmerised

felix puts in Abrakadabra (pokemon!)

[mironic]

alakazam comes out

i put eevee and a moon stone into the machine.

[Meiscool-2]

The Jonas Brothers come out.

I put Kevin into the machine.

[Felix-0]

Aaron* comes out ( note kevin is the name of my brother, and I'm Aaron so     )


I put in +5 shirt of smithing

[Darrellito]

A +18 Cloak of Weight falls on top of you.

I put everyone's last goodbyes into the machine.

[Bluhman]

The Machine says they don't exist yet.

I put an elephant into the machine.

[_JeT_]

Poachers come out of the machine, looking for the elephant.

I put the decapitated heads of the Naked Brothers "Band" into the machine.

[Darrellito]

Two midget cowboys crawl out chasing each other in a circle around you. They start shooting at each other, and hit you along the way.

I put one of the midget pistols into the machine.