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Offline MrMister

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« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2006, 02:29:55 AM »
LOTI: Laughing on the inside.

Also, how do you get a dead baby into a jar?
A BLENDER.
How do you get him out?
TOSTITOS.

What do you get when you decapitate a baby?
An erection.

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off it's head.

What's tiny but can't fit through a doorway?
A baby with a javelin in it's head.
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Offline Meiscool-2

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« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2006, 02:41:03 AM »
XD

You are a horrible person.
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Offline MrMister

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« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2006, 03:49:46 AM »
No. Horses are terrible people.
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Offline DeusExMachina

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« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2006, 03:53:49 AM »
twelve inches long and makes women scream?

Stillbirth
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« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2006, 04:40:39 AM »
What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

My penis is not in a watermelon.
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Offline Archem

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« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2006, 04:44:46 AM »
Why can't my dead baby play guitar?
Because a guitar doesn't fit in my blender.
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Offline I Have a Sandwich

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« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2006, 04:57:05 AM »
What do you call a dead baby on the floor with no arms and no legs?
Mat

What do you call two babies hanging over the window?
Kurt 'n Rod
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Offline MrMister

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« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2006, 05:02:10 AM »
What do you call a boiled dead baby? Stu.

What's worse then 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between a dump truck full of dead babies and a helicopter?
I don't have a helicopter in my garage.
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Offline I Have a Sandwich

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« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2006, 05:06:42 AM »
What's the difference between a pile of garbage and a pile of dead babies?
The pile of garbage smells better.
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