The Corrupted Wish Game

[shinotebasiiackh]

Wish granted. The world is so big, in fact, that half of the world is burnt up by the sun while the other half freezes all living things.

I wish Big_Duke would stop saying the same corruption over and over and over and-

[Razor]

Your wish unfortuantly could not be granted, unless free will is changed.

 I wish that that last wish could come true.

[drenrin2120]

wish granted, but big duke is dead, he had a masseve clogged arterie.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and I wish I had more Ramen Noodles, not so hot though.

[Razor]

Who said corruption was a bad thing?

For you maybe: Your wish came true. You are teleported to Antarctica where you find a huge crate of ramen noodles frozen in a iceburg.

I wish the person who makes this wish corrupt lives a long happy life.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Granted. I'll be fine. But you will die a slow and painfull death, after a horrible life.

I wish I had a headset and a GeForce3 graphics card.

[Big_Duke]

Granted,But a theif stole your computer.


I wish I could have a lifetime load of bananas.

[Razor]

Wish granted. The amount of bananas that it would take someone to eat from when they are born until they die appear in the sky and crush you to death.

I wish I don't have to pay for the funeral in anyway.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Granted. But in a few moments someone's going to have to figure out how to pay for YOUR funeral.

I wish I had a hammock in my room.

[MrMister]

When you sit in your hammock you are horrified to discover that it is coated with Anthrax! And the only way to get anti-biotics is to lick the bellies of 412 moldy, wet, dead crawfish, all infested with maggots.


I wish it wasn't allergy season.

[Snake Eater]

Wish granted but it's now "kill people with the username Mr.Mister" for some odd reason.

I wish I didn't lose my arm in Vietnam.

[Drace]

Wish granted, but you have lose the other one and one of your legs.

I wish this damn smilie    didn't had such a big smile.

[VulcanRaven336]

Wish granted, Now the smillie looks like this:

I wish that I was 21 years old

[Moosetroop11]

Granted, but you're now 5 years closer to your DEATH

I wish I owned a floating island

[Red Fox]

Wish granted you know one a island located in the north pool.

I wish I had 52,5 choclade bars.

[MrMister]

You have 525 'Choclade Bars', choclade being a chemical invented to help walruses lose weight that tastes like powdered milk without water.

I wish they would make another Ninja Turtles movie with an entire MC Hammer soundtrack again
 

Originally posted by Snake Eater
Wish granted but it's now "kill people with the username Mr.Mister" for some odd reason.

I wish I didn't lose my arm in Vietnam.

Pff, I could take a 13-year old.