Author Topic: What would the Ava. say? (Read 709072 times)

Bluhman · « **Reply #2565 on:** November 07, 2009, 10:05:04 PM »

I'LL SUCK YOUR... Rooster?

FFL2and3rocks · « **Reply #2566 on:** November 08, 2009, 04:04:07 AM »

You wouldn't believe how much it costs to have the size of your eyes surgically reduced.

MissingName · « **Reply #2567 on:** November 08, 2009, 04:20:00 AM »

I had an unfortunate blender accident.

Angel Walter · « **Reply #2568 on:** November 09, 2009, 08:59:17 PM »

I had an unfortunate communist accident. I was bitten by the ghost of Trotsky.

Bluhman · « **Reply #2569 on:** November 09, 2009, 09:40:00 PM »

I had an unfortunate accident involving cutman.

Angel Walter · « **Reply #2570 on:** November 09, 2009, 09:45:44 PM »

I had an unfortunate accident involving a golf ball, a cheese-grater, a karaoke machine and a pair of dentures.

Uberpwn_w00t · « **Reply #2571 on:** November 09, 2009, 09:51:35 PM »

Hmph. Yes, I know I'm melting. I just want to take my suave looks to the grave.

...Hmph.

Rowan · « **Reply #2572 on:** November 12, 2009, 12:42:42 AM »

Get. Off. My. Lawn!!

Uberpwn_w00t · « **Reply #2573 on:** November 12, 2009, 02:03:01 AM »

Watch as I stare you down with these bushy eyebrows in this mildly homoerotic pose! Be afraid!

fruckert · « **Reply #2574 on:** November 12, 2009, 02:16:32 AM »

fruckert · « **Reply #2575 on:** November 14, 2009, 04:22:37 AM »

You disgust me.

Bluhman · « **Reply #2576 on:** November 14, 2009, 08:29:21 AM »

I've got a box for a body and a box for a fist and a box for an eyebrow and a box for a...

Rowan · « **Reply #2577 on:** November 14, 2009, 11:45:32 AM »

MMMMM, such a.. mildly delicious pea.

Obvious Sock Account · « **Reply #2578 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:06:29 PM »

It was difficult explaining why a shirtless old man was carrying a Scottsman's kilt over his shoulder, but he found a way.

X_marks_the_ed · « **Reply #2579 on:** November 14, 2009, 06:19:20 PM »

My head can be opened with a can opener!

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