Author Topic: What would the Ava. say? (Read 739560 times)

Muraiko · « **Reply #3255 on:** April 20, 2010, 08:55:42 PM »

My right eye is looking at my hole down there, and my left eye is looking at my hole up there

Bluhman · « **Reply #3256 on:** April 20, 2010, 09:21:16 PM »

Oh yeah... Y'know, I literally can't tell if you're a man or a woman. Not like I care, but still...

zuhane · « **Reply #3257 on:** April 20, 2010, 10:02:41 PM »

Mmmmmm... my eyes are nice and warm.

Bluhman · « **Reply #3258 on:** April 20, 2010, 10:21:08 PM »

Help! This stupid collar is too high! I cannot breath gah.

Darkfox · « **Reply #3259 on:** April 20, 2010, 10:47:46 PM »

Alright, seriously guys, who's idea was it to have a little orange man gnaw on my head?

Rowan · « **Reply #3260 on:** April 20, 2010, 11:34:43 PM »

These holes in my body are proof of the countless wars I've fought.

MissingName · « **Reply #3261 on:** April 21, 2010, 12:07:04 AM »

I still can't hear you.

Muraiko · « **Reply #3262 on:** April 21, 2010, 02:07:30 AM »

-Hey man, wanna check out this cool maze game?

-sure. I like games.

*three seconds later*

SCREAMER!!!(again)

Bluhman · « **Reply #3263 on:** April 21, 2010, 03:23:41 AM »

Oh, fuck. They sawed off my penis.

Darkfox · « **Reply #3264 on:** April 21, 2010, 03:59:00 AM »

Sleeping in a hazy blue mist is oh so relaxing! ^_^

Darrellito · « **Reply #3265 on:** April 21, 2010, 04:33:02 AM »

I had break through surgery involving googly eyes and Elmer's glue.

And I feel FABULOUS!

zuhane · « **Reply #3266 on:** April 21, 2010, 08:44:51 AM »

I love myself better than you.

HobomasterXXX · « **Reply #3267 on:** April 21, 2010, 10:21:41 AM »

Where'd I leave my belts and zippers? I feel naked without them

Muraiko · « **Reply #3268 on:** April 21, 2010, 11:18:46 AM »

Is this your baby? Even if it isn't... just take it anyway...

MissingName · « **Reply #3269 on:** April 21, 2010, 01:16:24 PM »

Yeah, that's it... mmm.

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