The Big Emerald 3

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Landmine!

KS: What the -- *BOOOOOOOOOOM*

Dragonium: ... *Grabs Emerald*

Samba: Did we miss the backstory to that post or something?

[X_marks_the_ed]

Grabs Emerald out of Dragonium's hand and ate it.
"Hey! This isn't rock candy!!!" He screamed.

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: ... *Pokes Ed in the eyes, punches him in the stomach, grabs the Emerald, then kicks Ed in the shins and throws Samba at him*

Radian: Owned.

Dragonium: Damn right. *Run away*

[BlackIceAdept]

BIA: I wouldn't of changed my form again Dragonium... >:
Dragonium: ...?
*BIA shows up an a raincloud*
Dragonium: Umm...Okay...
BIA: I hope you like ice...
*BIA casts hail prism, becomes a humaniod form and takes the emerald from Dragonium's frozen hands...*

BIA: Hmf, lets see anyone else take me on!
*shoots a blue flare up*
BIA: Now to wait for the fools...
*Becomes a titanic watery beast (about the size of most hurricanes)*

[Dragonium]

Samba: Hmph. *Thaws Dragonium with Fire Shot*

Dragonium: Ah, BIA. Are you, or are you not, made of pure water?

BIA: Sure am!

Dragonium: Really?

BIA: 100% pure.

Dragonium: *Sprinkles BIA with bathcubes* Not any more. Now you're 90% Water and 10% Ocean Fresh.

BIA: Oh, crap. *Melts into the floor*

Dragonium: Ha. *Scoops up BIA, puts him in a bottle, then tips him into the Sea*

Samba: We going now? Someone'll catch up to us and steal the Emerald anyway.

Dragonium: *Smack* Quiet.

*All run away*

[X_marks_the_ed]

Ed reaches and snatches the Emerald from Dragonium.

"OWN3D!!!!!!!" he screamed.

FFL2_and_3_rocks  walks in and punches Ed in the face.

"That'll teach you to steal my sig!!"

[BlackIceAdept]

Originally posted by Dragonium
Samba: Hmph. *Thaws Dragonium with Fire Shot*

Dragonium: Ah, BIA. Are you, or are you not, made of pure water?

BIA: Sure am!

Dragonium: Really?

BIA: 100% pure.

Dragonium: *Sprinkles BIA with bathcubes* Not any more. Now you're 90% Water and 10% Ocean Fresh.

BIA: Oh, crap. *Melts into the floor*

Dragonium: Ha. *Scoops up BIA, puts him in a bottle, then tips him into the Sea*

No I am 80% water the only thing is, is that I know how to use the water inside me to change shape and form.

BIA: ...great now I'm in the sea... *thinks*
*2 hours later after warxe and crew gets the emerald once more*
BIA: Hello! *pops out of the sea as a giant watery demon*
Warxe: Oh crud...
*BIA smacks Cloak's (just repaired) airship out of the sky and grabs the emerald from the smoldering waterstruck airship and luanches 80,000,000 luages under the water*
Warxe: Perfect...
Cloak: My airship... *starts to cry*
Xios: Shut up already! *High kicks Cloak in the face into the water*

*from under the water*

BIA: They won't reach me here...

EDIT/OFFTOPIC2: And the water outside me is usable... *thus I can grow and shrink*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Yet again... *Picks up BIA in a bucket, and tips him in the desert*

Samba: Now we should get some peace and quiet.

Dragonium: Just to add to his pain... *Puts down a stereo, it starts playing the Crazy Frog on an endless loop*

Samba: Ooh, nasty.

*All grab Emerald and run away*

[andy165175]

* Stares at Dragonium*
Andy: Hi.
Dragonium: Ummm... Hi?
*Kicks Dragonium in Face, Grabs Emerald.*

[BlackIceAdept]

Raincloud BIA: ...now I'm pissed... *soaks the stereo*
BIA: Now lets go find that dragon... *flys off with broken stereo in hand/cloud/hand/thingy!*

[Dragonium]

Samba: Looks like it's getting cloudy, we should get to cover.

Dragonium: Nah, let's get the Emerald first.

Samba: But how?

Dragonium: *Pokes andy in the eyes, takes Emerald* You always ask those dumb questions.

BIA: Fwahahahaha!!

Radian: Holy cow... That cloud is talking!

Samba: What the hell have you been drinking? It's not a talking cloud, it just - HOLY CRAP, A TALKING CLOUD!!!

Dragonium: -_-'

Radian & Samba: Aaaagh!!

Dragonium: Guys... You know what we do to naughty little talking clouds, right?

Samba: Oh yeaaah...

Everyone: TEAM POWER ULTIMATE LIMIT BREAK DESPERATION REDUX STRIKE THINGY!!

*Long drawn out sequence where everyone blows the crap out of a cloud*

BIA: Yoo hoo! Wrong cloud! I'm over here. The one with a face.

*Another long drawn out sequence where BIA gets cut into 3 separate clouds*

BIA: Nya ha ha! *Each of those 3 clouds grows to the size of the original one*

Radian & Samba: O_O

Dragonium: -_-

[andy165175]

*Stares...*
Andy:Umm...
Dragonium: ok, we are done now.
Andy: Good. Kame - Hame - HHA!!!!!! *Incinertaes Dragonium*

[Dragonium]

Dragonium: Hold up.

*Beam hits the Emerald, and refracts out, incinerating Andy instead*

Radian: And we succeed again.

Dragonium: Indeed we do, my friend... Indeed we do... *Grabs Emerald and walks away*

[Kinslayer]

KS: YOU MISSED THAT MINE!!!!

Dragonium: What the...?

*they both fight and loose the emerald*

KS: Damn! So close... It fell over there!

*runs towards it*

[X_marks_the_ed]

He finds Ed holding it in his right hand. He shoves it in his right eye socket. "This will make a great substitute eye!"

He runs away and disappears in a blinding light.