Pick up lines

[smokey_locs2002]

Are those space pants? Cuz your a$$ is out of this world!

[NightGlider]

Hehe. . .
Do your feet hurt? Because you've been running in my mind all day long baby!

[smokey_locs2002]

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

[WarxePB]

*in a seductive voice* "Main screen turn on, baby!"

[FFL2and3rocks]

Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

[Ace of Spades]

Person 1: Did it hurt?
Person 2: Huh?
Person 1: When you fell from Heaven?

Another is.

Somebody call the pope! Heaven's lost an angel!

[Weregnome]

Do you want to come to a party in my pants?

[VahnGrave]

Me and my girlfriend were doing pickup lines the other day..

Too bad I don't remember any.

[Ace of Spades]

No weregnome, it's "Do you want to come to the pants party?" XD

[drenrin2120]

Woah, here's my library card. I'm checking you out.

[VahnGrave]

Haha, My pickup for my girlfriend wasn't funny... But it worked.

"Hey beautiful, hows about a date."

[Drace]

"I heard some angels fell from Heaven and I can see they're jumping up and down in your shirt." Best one ever!

[FFL2and3rocks]

Heh, I just googled a ton of em.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
You have some nice jewelry.  It would look great on my nightstand.
Do you know what'd look good on you?  Me.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.  
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Do you want to see something swell?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
I'm new in town.  Could you give me directions to your apartment?
F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
Bond. James Bond.
Was your father a thief?  'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?  (Why?)  'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Do you have a boyfriend?
      ---[No] Want one?
      ---[Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
I would give you a piece of my mind but I have much more of something else.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot!
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar]  He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Were you arrested earlier?  It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
My girlfriend's pregnant. Will you go out with me?
Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get.

[InsaneJP]

Do you wash your clothes in windex? because i can see myself in your pants!

[drenrin2120]

Even though you FOUND them, lmfao FFLRocks.

Is your last name Campbell? 'Cuz you're "Mmm... Mmm... Good!"