Go for the gold

[xenocide]

Ok im making this up as i go along...


Story: You are in a competition. You have an unlimited supply of anything you may need to stop your opponents of getting to an unlimited fountain of liquid gold...use these supplies wisely...for others have them as well

Rules:

1. You may make any type of trap, but no traps that are impossible to get out of, like a buble of force field going around someone hat they can't get out of...cause that would suck, and this should be fun

2. You curse, GO AWAY

3.  You can do things that defy the laws of phsyics and/or common sense

4. You can kill people with the traps...they come back

5. The trap has to stop the last person to post giving an explanation like:

-Warxe (sorry warxe you are like, the only person i kno on this site) runs down the hall to where the gold is. but one tile sinks into the ground, and warxe gets send into an interdimensional rift. the rift dumps warxe in a force field which will last for 24 hours (not real time) until he is realeased and may rejoin the game-

this may seem stupid but we can revise the rules sometimes



I start:
Xenocide: LA LA LA i got a free path to the gold, no traps ha ha you all stink LA LA LA

[LynX]

LynX drives a truck to Xenocide with a 50-megaton atom bomb with giant  LynX  carved in it, times it to 01:00 and runs like crazy to his secret anti-heat anti-boom lead shelter not far hidden.

Xenocide yells as he notices the bomb. (Or are you a heroic person? If so, then sorry for the last sentence)

[Greeny341]

Creates a homing missile out of cardboard and paper clips & detonates it.


On himself.

[LynX]

Jumps like the wind on the newly revived Greeny341, with a warcry and knocks him unconscious. Then while he is unconscious LynX stitches his lips together and sets a rocket launcher over Greeny341 activated by a motion sensor.


EDIT: I'm on an editing mania!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Bluhman]

Suddenly, Bluhman rides in on his  [STRIKE]Golden Chocobo[/STRIKE]   [STRIKE]Limousine[/STRIKE]  Lowrider painted LIKE a golden chocobo, running over the happless lynx and Greeny429481y51590816number I don't remember. Parking his car on top of them, Bluhman says "Oh! A good fountain o' gold!" And proceeds to run towards the fountain.

[LynX]

And Bluhman didn't notice it was actually an effect made by a black hole, which he ran into.

[Bluhman]

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Bluhman yelled as he was nearly sucked in, when he realized he could just pick up the black hole and position it infront of him, like a big shield. So after a ton of work that took Bluhman approxametley 30 seconds to finish, he positioned the hole infront of him, sucking up Lynx, Greeny1337, Robotam, the truck, and the atomic bomb. He then shut the black hole and continued for the REAL fountain of gold.

[WarxePB]

Warxe grabs the emerald, and throws it toward Bluhman. About 50 people all go running after it, and start clobbering Bluhman and themselves over the emerald. Warxe proceeds to the gold.

[xenocide]

Xenocide summons a dragon and makes it burn warxe and anyone in his way into oblivion. Warxe revives and takes a step forward, setting off a trap, which is a spikey clamp thing, which bites off his legs...then explodes.

[Bluhman]

Bluhman explodes, causing everyone around him to promptly die. Then he draws a big butt carving knife to kill the dragon.

So he does.

And so he runs toward the fountain of goldness, carving knife drawn and eyes peeled like florida clemintines.

[xenocide]

Xenocide revives, then summons a dementor to suck out Bluhman's soul...which it does...Bluhman totters mindlessly away from the gold fountain.

[WarxePB]

Warxe summons a 100-ton weight that falls on Xeno, crushing him cartoon-style. Warxe says "Thank goodness for randomness" and proceeds to the fountain. However, he sparays himself with anti-trap spray, and prepares to dodge any trap he comes across.

[xenocide]

Xeno sprays Warxe with Anti-anti-trap spray and hits him with a Flaming Cross, thus killing him instantly

Xenocide: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU BIOTCH

(thats not a curse in my mind)

[CoolZidane]

A spring appears below me, launching me all the way to the gold.

[Bluhman]

Bluhman uses the spring as well.