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Offline fruckert

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1290 on: June 19, 2009, 05:23:42 AM »
Because you did.

Why do people insist on not typing out full words, at the risk of sounding like a complete douche?
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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall

Offline Felix-0

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1291 on: June 19, 2009, 09:59:02 AM »
because if you listened to his first post, you would've noticed how he mentioned he likes typing weird...for some weirder raisin.

Why isn't this a forum
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Offline Hirochi-Zangus

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1292 on: June 20, 2009, 01:53:28 AM »
Because it doesn't want to commit

Why does chocolate have rat droppings in it yet tastes soooo good?
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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1293 on: June 20, 2009, 02:02:21 AM »
That isn't rat droppings, that is rat POISON.

Are Duke Nukem, Johnny Bravo, and Wesker related?
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Offline Hirochi-Zangus

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1294 on: June 20, 2009, 02:10:30 AM »
if they have the same relatives...

does people always insist on being bad when good is a good option?
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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1295 on: June 20, 2009, 02:15:08 AM »
Being good is too hard so they get lazy and go evil.

Is Elvis really an alien?
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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1296 on: June 20, 2009, 10:22:42 PM »
No, silly.  Aliens don't exist.  He's a corned beef popsicle.

Who shot the Sheriff?
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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1297 on: June 20, 2009, 10:30:42 PM »
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.

Where, oh, where, has my little dog goed?
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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1298 on: June 22, 2009, 02:58:15 AM »
...I eated it...

Why is Russian so weird to read?
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Offline Felix-0

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1299 on: June 22, 2009, 12:34:54 PM »
because I wrote it...and my handwrighting has been compared to egyptian heyroglypics

Why does my hand writing suck?
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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1300 on: June 22, 2009, 10:59:36 PM »
because you don't have hands... you have paws....

If a mithra gave you a handjob... would it be called a "pawjob" instead?
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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1301 on: June 22, 2009, 11:26:49 PM »
Mithra have hands, not paws. They just have ears and a tail. Oh wait... that is not a dumb answer... fixing it... BUTTERED TOAST!

Is Rodney Dangerfield dead?
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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1302 on: June 23, 2009, 12:13:44 AM »
Indubitably. I killed him. With this wrench...who is R. Dangerfield again?

Why does Chrome hate Youtube on my computer, even though Google owns Youtube?
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Offline Hirochi-Zangus

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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1303 on: July 01, 2009, 01:18:50 AM »
Because sometimes things can hate what they own.... like how I hate my female sex slaves when they don't do it right!

What's that?!
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Re: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer
« Reply #1304 on: July 01, 2009, 01:26:16 AM »
That wasn't funny.

Are circles really that compelling?
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