Author Topic: Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer (Read 555261 times)

Rahl · « **Reply #1320 on:** July 06, 2009, 03:16:53 PM »

Put on ruby slippers and click your heals 4 times, 3 time will just teleport you home.

How do you kill what cannot be harmed?

Musha · « **Reply #1321 on:** July 06, 2009, 09:31:21 PM »

Kill it with kindness.

How the hell does Yugi get his hair <a href="http://www.kidzworld.com/multimedia/Yugi_225x250_w.jpg">like that</a>?

Darkfox · « **Reply #1322 on:** July 06, 2009, 10:04:00 PM »

Puberty Powers

Why do some villains talk in third person?

fruckert · « **Reply #1323 on:** July 06, 2009, 11:22:27 PM »

The almighty power of cliches.

Aren't 8-bit sound effects fun?

zuhane · « **Reply #1324 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:08:07 PM »

Yes.

Why do cats have lungs?

fruckert · « **Reply #1325 on:** July 07, 2009, 11:10:49 PM »

So we can rip them out and play with them.

Why are the catfish so purple?

Rahl · « **Reply #1326 on:** July 08, 2009, 02:07:17 PM »

Because I poured snake venom into the lake.

What colour is the White House?

Roland_Deschain · « **Reply #1327 on:** July 08, 2009, 07:30:46 PM »

Pink.

Why did I get addicted to WoW when I hate the game?

Hirochi-Zangus · « **Reply #1328 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:46:07 AM »

Because of the title... WOW this game sucks!

Who's fault is it when you kill a man?

Roland_Deschain · « **Reply #1329 on:** July 10, 2009, 01:02:37 AM »

Satan's.

Why does Satans show up as a spelling error when it's just the plural of Satan?

fruckert · « **Reply #1330 on:** July 10, 2009, 02:56:29 AM »

Because Satan is an individual, and there are no others. /obvious not smartass remark

Why is POWER KLINGON?!?! so funny.

Roland_Deschain · « **Reply #1331 on:** July 10, 2009, 12:50:22 PM »

Because it isn't, thus it warps around and becomes funny.

Who ya gonna call?

Felix-0 · « **Reply #1332 on:** July 10, 2009, 01:22:00 PM »

The internet!

Why am I eating my mouse?

Hirochi-Zangus · « **Reply #1333 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:04:51 PM »

Because you're tired of Scroll Lock.

how come people use "..." when they have nothing to say?

fruckert · « **Reply #1334 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:42:34 PM »

Because that's grammar. GRAMMAR POWER!!!

Why does The Asylum exist?

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