Topic kicking

[Fisherson]

Twas a good tactic.

[Dragonium]

Sorry Dragonium that was actually my fault, Prpl put me in charge of whistles, I assumed it was a token role with no power but how wrong I was! Eyeing up that big one with 'alex' engraved on it now

In my rage, I am declaring the Summer Event early.

Until midnight on August 31st, we are in a mini-game. At the end, the winner will be whoever posted in the *shortest* span of time since the previous post in this thread, rather than the longest. I'm setting the starting-bar at a little over 4 days since Fisherson's last post, and I expect to see some Tactical Millisecond Action.

I realise that calling it the 'Summer Event' is unfair to members who live in the southern hemisphere, but I'm pretty sure I can take Razor and Grandy 1v2 if they come at me.

[Moosetroop11]

I'm currently winning then ; p

I make it 17 hours 21 mins

[Momeka]

I'm game

Edit: 6 min and 32 seconds.

[Moosetroop11]

Ah, only issue is we have to reset the thread every now and then to give people a chance : p

[Momeka]

[Dragonium]

Ah, only issue is we have to reset the thread every now and then to give people a chance : p

I figure once we get to sub-minute intervals we change the rules again to require knife-fights or something, and then we make a bunch of money rigging the fights.

EDIT: It has now occurred to me that, once somebody has beaten the record for shortest-interval-between-posts, there's no point posting if you know you're already too late. I should probably have thought my idea through a little bit more. My idea is cancelled and I am returning to my cave. I never claimed to be an intelligent man.

EDIT 2: For what it's worth, Momeka wins the mini-game with an all-time record of 6 minutes and 32 seconds.

[Momeka]

We need a bot that posts randomly every day in this thread

[Prpl_Mage]

We need a bot that posts randomly every day in this thread

In the spirit of having some sort of power on this forum I will now dedicate a bot to randomly post in this thread.

Edit: No I can't, but I can abstain from being a part of the contest and instead post at least once per day in this thread with some random nonsense.

[Moosetroop11]

And WHERE is this random nonsense then?

[Prpl_Mage]

Sorry, was trying to be as random as possible that I forgot to even do it.

[Prpl_Mage]

Humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas.

[Prpl_Mage]

Sloths have a better oxygen capacity than dolphins.

[Prpl_Mage]

An AA battery with no charge remaining will not bounce when dropped.

This isn't working right?

[Moosetroop11]

No I never come on when you've just posted : p Probably best to let this summer event close : p