Childhood Stories

[Grandy]

Originally posted by Meiscool
I smoked the wrong end of a cigerate when I was 3.

Same, but I was 5. And the cigarette was lit.

Once I was playing Tarzan and grabed the curtain, I hit the wall, the curtain support fell over me and I still have a smnall scar over my left eyebrown for that.

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Grandy

quote:

Originally posted by Meiscool I smoked the wrong end of a cigerate when I was 3.

Same, but I was 5. And the cigarette was lit.

*AHEM*
You can't exactly smoke something without it being lit. Hence, mine was lit too.

[Almeidaboo]

There was this girls that I hated when I was a kid...in her birthday, a second before singing happy birthday I ultra-spit in her cake hahahahaha....that was mean.

I was a hard-to-deal-with kid. As I started talking soon I said all those creepy trhings to people...

And I used to beat up my big brother's friends...

My mom would never want to have another me, I bet you guys...

[charaman]

I accidentally packed a coors light in my school lunch because it looked like a can of root beer. I spent the rest of the school day hiding it in my pocket.

[chronoman]

When I was about 12-13 In 6th grade our school makes us wait in the gym on the floor for our teachers to get back from lunch anyway, We had the padded spot so I kept banging my head against the wall*Not hard* and the gym instructor told me to stop it and I told him to get a copy of the stuted handbook and show where in it that said I couldn't. The conversation went on for 10 minutes then he left for about 5 and came back and took me to the office where I got suspended for 3-4 days. If I could do it all over again I would just to see the look on his face when I meantioned the handbook......he still never showed me where it said that. Anyway the handbook got revised a couple weeks later.

[Almeidaboo]

When I was about 5 or 6 I heard my older brother say a curse word that would be the same as "pussy" in english (but a harder and uglier version of it...a real bad word!). Then I went to school and sang a song about a game that the first one to speak would lose (to start the game you have to sing that song...). But I twisted the song and put the bad word in it...An idiot told me to the teacher and I got a written warning...****er told on me...

This one´s funny, but not about me. My brother did not do his homework and the teacher made a note in his handbook and told him: "Show this to your parents and tell you Dad to sign it, so that I know he saw it."
My brother was about 4, and he went home and signed the note himself. He signed: "Daddy".

LOL...

[charaman]

Originally posted by Almeidaboo

This one´s funny, but not about me. My brother did not do his homework and the teacher made a note in his handbook and told him: "Show this to your parents and tell you Dad to sign it, so that I know he saw it."
My brother was about 4, and he went home and signed the note himself. He signed: "Daddy".

LOL...

hahahaha. oh the hilarity. hahahahahaha.

[Moosetroop11]

I've been creepy since I was born. In the middle of being born, I turned my head slowly and stared at my Dad. He was scared out of his wits.

[Darkfox]

I used to sing the "Jell-O" song when I was like 3 or 4 O.o...

[Spike21]

i shot my self in the foot with a bb gun and i still have a mark on my foot from it all i remember is it hurt like hell

[Almeidaboo]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
I've been creepy since I was born. In the middle of being born, I turned my head slowly and stared at my Dad. He was scared out of his wits.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spike21]

Originally posted by Almeidaboo
This one´s funny, but not about me. My brother did not do his homework and the teacher made a note in his handbook and told him: "Show this to your parents and tell you Dad to sign it, so that I know he saw it."
My brother was about 4, and he went home and signed the note himself. He signed: "Daddy".

LOL...

that is the best lol

[drenrin2120]

I was dropped on my head when I was... 4 or 3. Well, I kinda fell out a car window on my head because my good ole dada left me in the car with the window down. but same difference.

I've got a good one about my bro. My mom told me about one time, he was like 5 or 6, when he was standing in front of a big tall mirror and he looked at his reflection and said, "ahh! Monster!" and he smashed it. My mom heard him from the other room. It's a wonder he didn't get all cut up. Just a few scrapes. lol

[FFL2and3rocks]

When my brother was little, he mispronounced the word "truck" as "fruck".

And when I was in fifth grade, a bird pooped on me. Where? On my shoulder, of course.

[rush_fan]

Originally posted by drenrin2120
I was dropped on my head when I was... 4 or 3. Well, I kinda fell out a car window on my head because my good ole dada left me in the car with the window down. but same difference.

I've got a good one about my bro. My mom told me about one time, he was like 5 or 6, when he was standing in front of a big tall mirror and he looked at his reflection and said, "ahh! Monster!" and he smashed it. My mom heard him from the other room. It's a wonder he didn't get all cut up. Just a few scrapes. lol

Thats funny- one time at sea world when i was about 8, i was so excited that i stuck my head out the window to see what it looked like.  My dad shut the automatic window without knowing my head was out and i was choking and stuff until he realized...