Do things to the next poster! Dragon Quest Style!

[Big_Duke]

*Duke Listens*

*Duke uses Tittie Twister Purple Nurple on Shadus's Nipples*

[ZeroKirbyX]

*ZKX casts 'Eats Foot'*
*Villager: OH GOD YOU ATE MY FOOT!*
*ZKX casts 'Hammah to Face'*
*Larry and FFL run into Random Dog Shaped Monster!*
*RDSM casts 'Eat ZKX'*
*ZKX casts 'Futile Resistance'*
*The spell is ineffective*
*Larry: Hows the weather*
*FFL: Cloudy with a chance of pie*
*Larry: Bannana Cream?*
*FFL: Mincemeat*
*Larry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Inrun casts devolution.*
*Spell cannot be used now. SHMUCK stone required.*
*Inrun casts Eruption.*
*Lord SHMUCK casts Redirect.*
*The spell is redirected to FFL.*
*FFL takes 60000 damage.*
*FFL has fainted.*
*Inrun casts Eruption.*
*Lord SHMUCK casts Redirect.*
*The spell is redirected to MIC.*
*MIC takes 60000 damage.*
*MIC has fainted.*
*Inrun is out of usable Pukemon.*
*Inrun has blacked out.*

[shadus]

*Everyone casts "that was stupid".*

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Inrun respawns in crack city.*
*Inrun runs to Shadus.*
*Shadus casts "OWNage!!"*
*Cast failed.*
*Inrun casts "Good joke."*
*Cast failed.*
*Shadus casts "Sanity."*
*Cast failed.*
*MIC casts "STFU"*
*Cast failed.*

[Scarface Larry]

*A wild harmless peasent draws near*

*SFL casts "Brutalise"*

*congradulations, you just murdered a random peasent for no apparent reason.*

*You gain 20 exp regardless of your disregard for humanNPC life*

[shadus]

*Shadus' nipples Ghost cast I'm Bord.*
*It works.Shadus' nipples ghost name turns into Bord*

[WarxePB]

*Warxe comes in*
*Warxe: Sooo... what's happening here?*
*Wild Tree attacks!*
*Warxe casts "Eh?"*
*Spell successful, Warxe now inflicted with Canadian status*
*Wild Tree uses Giant Apples of Doom*
*Warxe casts GAoD Nullifier*
*Spell Failed*
*Warxe takes 503 damage*
*Warxe casts Heal+Barrier*
*Warxe recovers 503 HP*
*Warxe gains Barrier status*
*Warxe: Gotta love those dual-effect spells.*
*Wild Tree eats Evil Squirrel*
*Wild Tree morphs into GIANT EVIL WILD TREEE!*
*Warxe: That was one too many E's, buuuuuuut...*
*Warxe casts Deepfreeze*
*GEWT takes 4121 damage*
*GEWT is angry*
*Warxe casts "OWNAGE!"*
*GEWT gains +20 Idiot Crusher stat*
*GEWT casts DESTROY!!!!!!!1*
*Warxe dodges*
*Warxe casts Boom*
*GEWT takes 2402 damage*
*GEWT dies!*

*Warxe gains 230 EXP, 540 gold and an apple*

*Warxe: Sweet.*
*Warxe sees Shadus*
*Shadus casts "My name should be Gord!"*
*Spell Failed*
*Warxe throws an apple at Shadus*
*Shadus takes 3 damage*
*Shadus: What was that for?*
*Warxe: To distract you from this:*
*Warxe summons Leviathan*
*Leviathan casts Tsunami*
*Shadus takes 6500 damage*
*Shadus falls!*
*All houses in the area take 5402 damage*
*All houses crumble!*
*Warxe: Errrr... ooops.*
*Warxe casts "GTFO"*
*Warxe successfully runs from the burning wreckage*

[shadus]

*Shadus:Wait I thought my name was Bord...*

[Scarface Larry]

*Upon hearing about "Canadian" status, Scarface Larry realizes he has it inflicted all the time*

*Scarface Larry feels a strange urge to eat poutine and play hockey*

*Scarface Larry "Stereotype" status inflicted*

*Scarface Larry wonders who is narrating this thing*

*.....*

*Scarface Larry has died*

*Common Sensinality*

[WarxePB]

*Warxe casts Revive+Eh? on Scarface Larry*
*Larry is revived*
*Larry is inflicted with CanadianX2 status*
*Larry gained a level!*
*What? Larry is evolving!*
*insert transformation here*
*Scarface Larry has evolved into Lumberjack Larry!*
*Warxe gains +7 Out of Context RPing 5k177Z*
*Warxe casts OWNAGE! on the landscape*
*The landscape was owned by Warxe*

[Scarface Larry]

*Larry casts "Lumberjack song" on ZKX*

*ZKX: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day!*

*Warxe, upon catching the joke casts "canadian mounty choir"*

*Choir: Oh heees a lumber jack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day!*

*ZKX: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I work all night and I sleep all day!*

*Choir: heees a lumberjack and he's okay, he works all night and...he....wait, what?*

*a few verses later*

*ZKX: I like to wear womens cloooothiiinnggggg, just like my dear papa!*

*"Lumberjack song" condition off*

*ZKX: I swear to god Larry, If I catch you......*

[ZeroKirbyX]

((Dude, f***ing awesome XD I randomly sing that song all the time. Whats great is when strangers join in))

*ZKX gives Larry banana*
*ZKX: Now come at me!*
*Larry: Eh*
*ZKX: No, no. Raise it above your head. Now scream. Now charge!*
*Larry casts "Charge"*
*ZKX cats "Shoots Larry"*
*ZKX: Now that we have made him drop, the banana, I eat the banana. Thus he is disarmed.*
*Everyone casts "WTF?"*

[Scarface Larry]

*Scarface Larry casts "Qumquat touche"*

*Scarface Larry begins to beat ZKX over the head with a qumquat*

*ZKX: WTF???*

*Scarface Larry casts "Roid Rage"*

*Scarface Larry continues the Qumquat beatings, but at a faster rate*

*Scarface Larry: Noone takes me bananas!*

*ZKX: You're after me lucky charms!!!*

*Shadus: Avast ye!*

*Everyone casts "sweet Jebus, WTF?"*

*Scarface Larry summons "Man eating poodle"*

*ZKX casts "Man eating Chiwawa(It's a typo, I know)"*

*Shadus casts "Nipples"*

*Casting failed*

*Shadus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo*

*Scarface Larry summons "God of Pantsism"*

*Scarface Larry and ZKX begin worshipping the god of pantsism*

*Shadus tries to summon his nipples, but it doesn't work, poor Shadus*

*A giant goldfish drops on shadus*

*Shadus has just been pwnd by a goldfish*

*Thank you, come again*

*Larry and ZKX begin to randomly sing the lumberjack song while overusing monty python jokes, they also threaten random passerby's if they don't join in, and fun is had by all, except those who refuse, they got quite a Qumquat beating*

[X_marks_the_ed]

*Inrun releases lions*
*Guys with grapes take 50,000 damage.*
*Guys with grapes dies.*