Ok.... Onling Gaming Greatness

[Meiscool-2]

Right, so, I'm playin Guild Wars, and one of those people that if he kills you he has to get all in your face about it beats me. So, I'm res'ed and I go after him alone and own him. I then go "Oh yeah, you owned me soooooo bad."

His comeback: "Shutup you virgin motha ****er."

.... Best contradiction ever.

I know they already have a thread for Retarded Crap like this, but it died awhile ago, and I wanna know the most retarded moments in your online gaming, be in MMORPG or Halo online.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Something like this has happened to me in most online games I've played.

"Giv me ur password"
"No."
"Y not?"
"Why should I?"
"Giv me ur password"

[Drace]

I remember one noob running over my damned nades all the time in Call of Duty. Every single time. Like he just waited for me to throw 'em.

Oh, go play WoW. You'll find your share of morons and retards there. Luckily, I'm not retarded so I dissed 90% of the retards. The other 10% blocked me... lame-asses.

[Leon_1990]

Gah, when I played FFXI, I got stupid crap all the time...

for starters, poeple asking for gil...that bugged me, XD even funny the amount of noobs that try and act big... I can remember this ooone time

*cue thought bubble*

Somenoob: "Gil plz"
Me: "?"
Somenoob: "can I have gil plz?"
Me: "Sorry, I'm broke at the moment"
Somenoob: "omfg, y not?!"
Me: "I told you, I'm broke -_-"
Somenoob: "Go get some Gil!"
Me: "-_-; Dude, I'm not giving you any for two reasons:"
Me: "1: I'm broke, and cant be F***** getting any right now"
Me: "And 2: I don't DO charity in this game, go work for it"
Somenoob: "omg, ur a noob"
Me: " Haha, whatever mate, not me asking for money"
Somenoob: "Yo momma asks for money"
Me: "-_-; come back when you've worked on your insults"

[Grandy]

 Just to clarify: this Tar-telemmaite dude was killing some swamp trolls in a cave, and he got made because I walked NEAR a body and he though I'd steal his loot, and he did seal a fish from me before, anyway, this is the conversation that follows:

 NOTE: Dunno if it's an expression used in another MMORPGs, but "hunted" means "I'll kill ya latter"

Tar-telemmaite the druid: noob
Tar-telemmaite the druid: Atikkus
Tar-telemmaite the druid: hunted
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...in a non-PVP world?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: yes
Tar-telemmaite the druid: noob
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...how?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: you will see.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: like, it is impossible to lure now
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And you can't directly hit me
Tar-telemmaite the druid: that what u think.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: key word
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: think
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Directly?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Hit?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Me?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I give up
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: The only thing you can do is keep killing what I'm killing, and steal my loot
Tar-telemmaite the druid: and get you banned
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: How?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: my gm friend in rl
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Seriously? Well, I know Santa.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is at my house right now
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Good, good, I'm pretty sure the CIP team would LOVE to know you're using thepower of a friends in your own benefic
Tar-telemmaite the druid: nop
Tar-telemmaite the druid: you thiefing my kills and loot
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And so did you.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: thats good enough for ban, and he saw it
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Oh, yeah?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: yep
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: He can lick my balls, if he want
Tar-telemmaite the druid: good luck with that
Tar-telemmaite the druid: nooby
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I'll keep that in mind.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he said he can get u banned for about 2 weeks
Tar-telemmaite the druid: unless u pay me
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: -yawns-
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is Gm kightman
Tar-telemmaite the druid: he is Gm kightmare*
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Say, where are you from?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: why would i tell you?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: That way you can prove, if you live in the same country than this GM, point for you
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: But you would still have to live in the same town
Tar-telemmaite the druid: gm's dont say there location
Tar-telemmaite the druid: idoit
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Nor do you, as I can see.
Tar-telemmaite the druid: and?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Plus, if you're gonna try and ban me only 'cause of ONE SINGLE Swamp Troll,then, hey, I at least am not desesperate.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Plus, its Idiot, not idoit
Tar-telemmaite the druid: well, it will get you noobs out of this game.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: What your level?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: 25 and 62
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: ...And you're in the Swamp Trolls why?
Tar-telemmaite the druid: soul points
Tar-telemmaite the druid: duh
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I though you can't get soul points, unless you're killing the monsters for yourlevel... or something
Tar-telemmaite the druid: exactly
Tar-telemmaite the druid: thats what im doing
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Swamp Troll is for level 25? God, CIP is dumb!
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: So... You're going to ban me, but lets make a bet: I'll keep you in my VIP, if Idon't get banned, well, we can all see who is trying to pretend "OMGz0rz! I no a GM!!!1!1!!11!!1one!!1", ifI get banned, however, you'll be right, you know a GM.
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: BUT
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: This GM will NOT be doing his work right
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I could tell tht CIP would probaly fire him or something
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: And again, even if it is for soul points: You can get them by killing stronger monsters, which would give you EXP too, so why are you here again?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: Are you AFK?
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: AFK is against the rules as well
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I think this friend GM of yours could confirim that
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: I could get you banned for that
Atikkus Draco Gizrael: What is it? You won't respond?
 (A player with this name is not connected)

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After that, I've been sending him some letters:

 Tar-telemmaite the druid
Venore

 Your friend still didn't ban me, could you please tell him to hurry up and do it already? I have more things to do.

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Tar-telemmaite the druid
Venore

 I’m still wasn’t banned. What’s going on?

 Your friend, Atikkus D. Gizrael
 P.S.: I’m pretty sure this friend of yours would be happy on telling us where is he from. Please, ask him to send me a PM, when I’m on-line, or something.
 P.S.2: Learn how to use caps.

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Tar-telemmaite the druid
Venore

 I'm getting a little worried, it has been three months and your friend haven't banned me yet, did something happen to him?

[MrMister]

All the time:

Me: *shoots him* Haha, how did I pull off that shot?
Him: homo
Me: I'm not gay. I like women.
Him: u queer homo ur 45 and liv in ur parents basement
Me: I'm 22, I'm married, own a house, and am an orphan. Please leave me alone, you degenerate bag of ****.
Him: *shoots me* u fag haha i kicked ur @$$ lol
Me: What is your problem? Get your **** straight and leave me alone.
Him: u arnt strait lol
Me: **** OFF AND DIE. *shoots him*
Him: u suck
Me: No, I actually won. About 13 times. You are a complete retard, goodbye.

[Grandy]

Originally posted by MrMister
All the time:

Me: *shoots him* Haha, how did I pull off that shot?
Him: homo
Me: I'm not gay. I like women.
Him: u queer homo ur 45 and liv in ur parents basement
Me: I'm 22, I'm married, own a house, and am an orphan. Please leave me alone, you degenerate bag of ****.
Him: *shoots me* u *** haha i kicked ur @$$ lol
Me: What is your problem? Get your **** straight and leave me alone.
Him: u arnt strait lol
Me: **** OFF AND DIE. *shoots him*
Him: u suck
Me: No, I actually won. About 13 times. You are a complete retard, goodbye.

 XD this is teh funny conversation

[Smokey_locs2006]

"plvl plllllz"

"no"

"PLLLLLLZ"

"no"

"I have a lvl 130 reborn archer-archer he will pk you"

"Well have him plvl you"

"he's on another server"

if you ever played Conquer Online you'll know why....

[Grandy]

What's plvl?

[charaman]

its like a low level teams up with a high level so that the lower level person levels up quicker.

[MrMister]

Ah, yes.

In WoW.
Pantego: Me
bonecrake: Idiot

bonecrake: last nite wun f my kats was lieing n me nd it's brother started hving sx wit it
Pantego: You told that story yesterday.
Pantego: How can it be 'last nite' two days in a row?
bonecrake: i dint say laste nite ystrdy
Pantego: Mind using vowels? Actually, I don't carre if you do, just use them.
bonecrake: no
Pantego: Yes.
bonecrake: good combak!!!
Pantego: It's not a comeback, because you didn't insult me.
Pantego: Go back to English class you cumbucket.
bonecrake: u r a fagit
Pantego: It's spelled 'faggot', and I'm not one.
Pantego: I think you're just insecure about your own sexuality.
Pantego: If I was you I'd just be insecure about my spelling.
Pantego: Of course that's just me.
bonecrake: my kat really f.ked his brother u noov
Pantego: First of all, this game doesn't have a language filter on, and second of all, what the hell is a noov/f.k/kat/laste/combak/fagit?
Pantego: You know your name sort of looks like brokeback.
bonecrake: urs looks like ur mom
bonecrake: lol
Pantego: No one is laughing.
Random guy: GET OUT OF TRADE CHAT BITCHES
bonecrake: sut up n00b

[X_marks_the_ed]

I have a few. In Runescape, of course.

1. A player named 'Mstrscammer' said, "I'm not scamming."

2. A n00b says "I have a level 354 main account that can PWN you all!!"

(The maximum level in runescape is level 126.)

3.
n00b: Your momma!!
Xmarkstheed: What does that even mean?
n00b: Your momma!!
Xmarkstheed:  -.-'
n00b: Hahahaha!! I pwnz0rz you!!
Xmarkstheed: You keep telling yourself that.
n00b: Your momma does!!
Xmarkstheed: Been scammed by anyone lately?
n00b: Yeah, by your mom!!
Xmarkstheed: -.-'
Xmarkstheed: Is that all you can say?
n00b: That's all your mom can say.
n00b: Hahahahaaaahahaaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xmarkstheed: Fine. I'll be over here, where it's sane.


The above are all just minimum examples and reasons why i disable the public chat for my character.

[Meiscool-2]

XD to the PMs Grandy

[Leon_1990]

Originally posted by Smokey_locs2006
"plvl plllllz"

"no"

"PLLLLLLZ"

"no"

"I have a lvl 130 reborn archer-archer he will pk you"

"Well have him plvl you"

"he's on another server"

if you ever played Conquer Online you'll know why....

aaagh! the reason I quit conquer -_-; I feel your pain Smokey

[Rikushinblade]

Its always the noobs who complain...but we all have to understand that where like that in some point...yea good to a noob al over again..but then again...ahh don't mind me