The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary

[Smokey_locs2006]

LMAO this thing is STUPID




Smokey Locs
adj. sexy or expensive.
"I need a Smokey Locs unit of currency, and I need it now, Shana."

Wood Ink
adj. dangerous.
"Buddy! That's totally Wood Ink!"

Noob
n. complicated acronym, meaning friends.
"Grandma, where's my Noob?"

Myspace
v. to love someone or something.
"The gang are going to Myspace, tomorrow."

Charas Project
n. mid-eighties term for cola.
"I'm gonna play with your Charas Project, fool."

All of All
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better All of All, Jesse."

This **** is dumb
n. someone who flaunts money.
"Nigel, check out that This ****'s dumb's money!"

[Midnight9795]

LOL!!

[WarxePB]

warxe
adj. likely to kiss crack cocaine.
"Check out my warxe credit card!"



saikar
n. an old-school term for music.
"Bud, this saikar is really ugly!"

XDXDXDROFLMAO

hoysha
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Shana and Jose are hoysha?"



i can shoot missiles lol
n. a stolen or enormous car.
"That's an i can shoot missiles lol and a half!"

Hehe

kefka
adj. dangerous or illegal.
"Dawg, what happened? Your friend is kefka!"

If my friend was Kefka, I'd say more than that. O.o

alex
n. a house or home.
"Want to disrespect that alex, bud?"

Could be Alex's new catchphrase!

boobs
adj. unable to think about LSD.
"Careful, Billie, she's boobs."

...no comment

[Darkfox]

Duke Nukem
n. a pet animal, particularly a popular one.
"My friend, that Duke Nukem is popular!"

XD

Santa Clause
v. to threaten something in a happy fashion.
"Grandma, don't Santa Clause!"

ROFL

drool
n. 1. a disco. 2. snacks.
"What's with the drool, my friend?"

O_o

Donkey Kong
n. someone who flaunts money.
"Officer, check out that Donkey Kong's money!"

XD ROFL

zelda
adj. enormous.
"What do you think, homie?" "Zelda, old chap!"

demon
n. a collective or quantitative noun for lipstick.
"Billie, that's a whole demon of lipstick!"

evil monkey
n. drugs, often bad-smelling.
"I'm gonna inject drugs into your evil monkey, buddy."

wtf? O_o

poop
adj. overly fond of snacks.
"Don't, Nigel, he ain't poop."

<_<

darkfox
n. lies, but also a secret code-word for homework.
"Want some darkfox, boy?"

Shhhhhh...

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

chuck
adj. more tiny than usual.
"I wish my house or home was chuck."

norris
interj. casual greeting.
"Norris, Dad." "Norris."

chuck norris
interj. expression of disbelief.
"Buddy, I just saw Frank and Sally, going to smoke a gun!" "Chuck norris!"

*falls almost dead of laughter*

[Darkfox]

KAAAAAHHHNNNN!
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better KAAAAAHHHNNNN!, Sally."

XD

Rodney Dangerfield
v. to become ostentatious.
"Are you trying to Rodney Dangerfield, homie?"

O_O No?

Sonic the Hedgehog
n. a person with more than one car.
"Jesse, I'm no Sonic the Hedgehog!"

*falls over laughing*

asplode
interj. expression of disbelief.
"Homie, I just saw Shana and Brian, going to attack a tattoo!" "Asplode!"

XD XD XD XD!!!!

n00b
adj. not miserable.
"Dawg - she's n00b!"

Megaman
n. a bad or high-quality car.
"That Megaman is bad, Brian!"

gravy
n. cola, but also a secret code-word for people.
"My friend, where's my gravy?"

Max Payne
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Bud, can I shoot your pair of sunglasses?" "Max Payne!"

So random. XD

Ace of Spades
n. school, but also a secret code-word for drugs.
"All your Ace of Spades are belong to us, old chap."

XD XD XD XD!!!

kitty
adj. happy.
"I wish my burger was as kitty as yours, Nigel."

NO DON'T EAT THA KITTY!! >_<

edit: I'm done for now XD

[FFL2and3rocks]

FFL
v. to understand one's club.
"Shh, Sally, I'm trying to FFL."

Troll
adj. like a child.
"Kelly, do you think I'm Troll?"

Mod
v. to intentionally buy a thong.
"Why do you Mod, Jose?"

Admin
interj. expression of disbelief.
"Girl, I just saw Mom and Dad, going to see a thong!" "Admin!"

Global mod
interj. casual greeting.
"Global mod, dude." "Global mod."

Sai'Kar
n. magazines without teeth.
"Shana, you can't love Sai'Kar!"

 
 :p

[Grandy]

TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEMMMMM!!!
adj. owning a boy.
"Jose is way more TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEMMMMM!!! Than Reggie."

1
n. violence.
"Hey, buddy! Sexy 1!"

ZOMG
v. (vulgar) to chase someone.
"'Scuse me while I ZOMG, Billy."

007
v. to have sex with a credit card.
"Shh, Jackie, I'm trying to 007."

 ...
 ...
 ...
 HAVE SEX WITH A CREDIT CARD?!

[Kijuki_Magazaki]

I don think that's physically possible o.o

[Razor]

Jesus
adj. overly fond of alcohol.
"What do you think, Sabrina?" "Jesus, dude!"

Batman
n. mid-eighties term for girls.
"I'm gonna enjoy your Batman, Billy."

Oesteoporosis
n. mid-nineties term for garbage.
"You have the most bad-smelling Oesteoporosis, buddy."
Ewhat?

Arfenhouse
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That family member is Arfenhouse-sexy, Billy."

Adolf
interj. casual greeting.
"Adolf, Frank." "Adolf."

Hitler
adv. used in conjunction with another word as an intensifier.
"That boy is Hitler-secret, Jesse."

Adolf Hitler
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better Adolf Hitler, dude."

How can two words with different meanings when used in a particular order have a whole new meaning?
Crazy broken teen English.

[Darkfox]

Warxe_Phoenixblade
n. someone who flaunts money.
"Sally, check out that Warxe_Phoenixblade's money!"

...O_o same as Donkey Kong.

super crushyness of bone snapping doom
n. slang for a particular chain of fast-food burger restaurants.
"Girl, are you coming down to super crushyness of bone snapping doom's?"

What the..? O_o

OMG HITLER!
adj. unable to make fun of drugs.
"Dad, you're so OMG HITLER!."

XD

Devil Summoner
n. (vulgar) a DJ.
"Man, you're getting a Devil Summoner!"

fear teh end is near!

ultros
n. complicated acronym, meaning drugs.
"Hey, dawg, can you hook me up with some ultros?"

Whu?

Texas Chainsaw Massacre
n. school, but also a secret code-word for non-alcoholic drinks.
"Reggie, where's my Texas Chainsaw Massacre?"

o_o...

[MSlash67]

***
interj. an exclamation used in celebrating a victory.
"***! I knew you couldn't inject drugs into my pair of sunglasses!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Monkey
n. a happy or outrageous teacher.
"Buddy, that Monkey is happy!"

ROFL

Porno
n. ecstasy, often crude.
"I'm gonna dance with your Porno, man." "No you're not, Sally."

*falls over laughing* Dance with your porno....

WHEEEEEE
v. to smoke ecstasy.
"The gang are going to WHEEEEEE, tomorrow."

I didnt know you smoke ecstasy....

****
n. mid-eighties term for food.
"Dude, this **** is really old!"

For the record I typed 4 asterisks and I got this

****
v. to intentionally punch a thong.
"The gang are going to ****, tomorrow."

This one isnt 4 asterisks (Sh*t)....punch a wha?

[Hell Angel]

Originally posted by MSlash67
I didnt know you smoke ecstasy....

Actually, you can lace weed with it. So you CAN smoke it...

[Darkfox]

so I said "hey, you like watch movies?" and he was like, "yeah, whatever d00d." and I was like "wow" and he was like "FART" and I was like "ew" and he was like "What?" And then we laughed.. and then I died for no reason at all.
n. (vulgar) a man.
"Check out her so I said "Hey, you like watch movies?" and he was like, "Yeah, whatever d00d." and I was like "Wow" and he was like "FART" and I was like "Ew" and he was like "What?" And then we laughed.. and then I died for no reason at all. - let's sell it!"

[MSlash67]

Ah.

Penis
n. a club which the speaker wants to shout at.
"I'm gonna shout at your Penis, dude."

....WHAT THE HELL?!

I was all "NO WAY" and he was all "Hells yeah!", I was all "**** NO!!" and this girl was all "WTF?!"
adj. colourful or exceptional.
"Kid - she's I was all "NO WAY" and he was all "Hells yeah!", I was all "**** NO!!" and this girl was all "WTF?!"!"

use sentences in it...its funny