Weirdest, strangest, most interesting.

[oooog]

Originally posted by MrMister
Grade 9 Socials, my teacher had us write 6 pages about the clothing of different Native Canadians.

I think that was similar to a gym assignment I had once.  Except it was 5 pages, and it was on Native American's in general.  Why it was in gym...I don't know.

[Razor]

Not quite related, but the other year in Physics our class went to the DSTO which was interesting to say the least. But the most awesome part ever was the helicopter simulator. I was flying it, Weregnome was manning the guns, and together we blew our teacher out of the sky (he was using another simulator).

He told us that he would fail us for that. Incidentally, we did fail Physics  that term.

[Spike21]

MY science teacher took my class to some nasa place and we had a simulation thingy. I was a mechanic. A girl was in life support and we had very little oxygen left (there was a leak or something) and there was about 2 sec left til we were out and she just fixed it. it was fun.

[ZeroKirbyX]

Health Class last year-
"Write a report on why you think computers are ruining the youth." Not if you think they do or don't, just why they do. I think I turned in 3 pages about Roswell, NM, UFO's, and how Jimmy Buffet ate the planet Saturn.

English Test Grade-
"Free write whatever comes to mind. Be serious, and create a coherent pattern of thoughts." I started at Battlestar Glactica and ended at taco shaped underwear. Surprisingly, it all tied together so I got's a B.

[Linkizcool]

Wow. I once wrote for science how the energy from the sun helps us grow/eat food. Sadly, after almost 9 years of science, this is supposed to be "hard". So I did it in the most random way possible.

Sun hits atmosphere.
Heats air, warm air rises.
Cool air rushes in as wind.
Wind powers Dutch windmills.
Windmill grinds cocoa and other nessecities.
We eat those nessecities.

[Drace]

Originally posted by Linkizcool
Wow. I once wrote for science how the energy from the sun helps us grow/eat food. Sadly, after almost 9 years of science, this is supposed to be "hard". So I did it in the most random way possible.

Sun hits atmosphere.
Heats air, warm air rises.
Cool air rushes in as wind.
Wind powers Dutch windmills. <<<<<<
Windmill grinds cocoa and other nessecities.
We eat those nessecities.

I shall not accept your words about our ancient temples in which we worship the wind-god Hack'thar Jach'therra! Prepare to die in our holy dueling match... Yu-gi-oh-beyblademon!

[Zerlina]

Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks
A few days ago for my English class, I had to write a report about how I feel about the prejudice against Chinese immigrants in America in the 1800's. -_- We're studying a book called Thousand Pieces of Gold, which is about a Chinese immigrant girl. BOOOORIIING.

Not boring. People suffered and they deserve to be remembered.





This isn't so much a weird assignment, but a weird comment. On my Odyssey project, I made Odopoly (Monopoly). Instead of money, you had sheep.
On my rubric, I found the comment

"Not enough sheep."

[Darkfox]

Originally posted by Kijuki_Magazaki
"Ok class for next thursday bring in some crickets or roaches; preferly, roaches. And if you can some worms."

Out of the blue from my Biology 2 teacher.

I trully wondered my place that day.

"Now class, mix all of them into a vat of chocolate... DON'T QUESTION ME!"

I'm not sure myself. I'll have to think on it for a while.

[WarxePB]

In a science class a while back, we did a short essay about testicles. It haunts me to this day.

[FFL2and3rocks]

Originally posted by Zerlina

quote:

Originally posted by FFL2and3rocks A few days ago for my English class, I had to write a report about how I feel about the prejudice against Chinese immigrants in America in the 1800's. -_- We're studying a book called Thousand Pieces of Gold, which is about a Chinese immigrant girl. BOOOORIIING.

Not boring. People suffered and they deserve to be remembered.

I know it's sad that it happened, but it's boring to write an essay about it.

[Weregnome]

Originally posted by Razor
Not quite related, but the other year in Physics our class went to the DSTO which was interesting to say the least. But the most awesome part ever was the helicopter simulator. I was flying it, Weregnome was manning the guns, and together we blew our teacher out of the sky (he was using another simulator).

He told us that he would fail us for that. Incidentally, we did fail Physics  that term.

We so pwned

[Sephiroth rocks]

Our sociology teacher once found a Ku-Klux Clan uniform in the classroom (it had been used for a presentation or something) and he wore it for the rest of the lesson :p

Also he can be easily bribed with cake

[Djanki]

My english teacher this year--Santiago--was the best English teacher I ever had. He's my second favorite teacher of all the teacher's I've had til now. Here's a quote of one of his classes:

"So, the indians were forced into Oklahoma. Needless to say, there were screwed. They couldn't grow anything, because when they dug a hole, all of this black gunk would flow out. Then, the Americans noted--'That's oil!", and they realized that they had sent Indians to oil-rich territories."

Student :"Aw, man, what idiots!"

Santiago: "Here's the best part: They tried to take it away. They said, 'You have bad lands. We'll take it back from you.' The indians said, 'No, we like it here (and we don't want you taking what little land we have left, land-grubber!). The americans :"But you don't know how to get the oil!" Indian:'Yes, we do. We've sent our children to your schools. Hey! Turtle Back! Get over here!...This is our engineer."
American: "...We'll take it by legal force!'
Indian: 'Really...? Hey! Sh**ting Bull! Get over here!...This is our lawyer'.

Yeah, he has a killer sense of humor.
Note: I...really hope I didn't insult anyone with that quote...and Santiago meant no offense either. It wasn't my intention. Sorry.