Tijuana

[neb87]

Does anybodie have any tips for a gringo going to Tijuana, Mexicofor 2 days, get there friday and leave on sunday(plus another gringo, and a mexcian, who speaks alright spanish)
I am looking for cheap hotels and easy to read maps
-I have heard there are cheap hotels on Articulo 123 or in Zona Norte, is this true, and if it is true do you know how much?
Don't need the usual creature comforts such as air conditiong and tv

[WarxePB]

Uh... I don't think this is a good place to ask this kind of thing. You might be better off with a brochure or travel agent or something of that sort.

[DragonBlaze]

I've never even heard of the place...

[Drace]

Ehmmm... don't drink the water?

[Archem]

NEVER take the green taxi... Ever.
Always look for cars... So that you don't get run over.
As Drace said: Don't drink the water!!!
Bring your own water... A few gallons is good. **** you, I'm not translating that into metric.
If you plan on eating anything from a stand, suspect that it's not beef, pork, or chicken. It might be, but don't push your luck if you're not willing to find out.

I've been to Mexico, and this is all from personal experience. I'm never going back there as long as I can avoid it.

[Moosetroop11]

Watch out for the dude in Archem's sig.

[Drace]

Oh, another tip. Don't ask for a donkey show. NEVER ask for a DONKEY SHOW.

[Archem]

Originally posted by Kijuki_Magazaki
Archem, it IS beef and pork and chicken what they use

That's good to hear, but then again, I didn't go to Tijuana... But I still prefer living in the US... Hmm... Screw it, I'm moving to Canada.
Here's some vacationing music for ya!
http://rapidshare.de/files/22898355/Pay_the_Man_Part_II.wav.html    

[neb87]

Codition of place wont matter i will come home pretty buzzed anyways, and am going to the red light distract and Avenida Revolucion, do you know any good places to go to, to have a good time?
-And am going to listen to this music on my vacation!!
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D6NF1R9G

[Archem]

Oh, how touristey... Mine's better because it's less cliche.

[charaman]

Originally posted by Drace
Oh, another tip. Don't ask for a donkey show. NEVER ask for a DONKEY SHOW.

They were like.. really goin at it.

[Kinslayer]

ANOTHER tip, I don't know about Mexico, but if you hear someone calling you "Gringo hijo de una gran puta", insult him. Badly.

[MrMister]

TJ is pretty fun, just don't overdose liek Marissa n teh OC

[Razor]

Originally posted by Kinslayer
ANOTHER tip, I don't know about Mexico, but if you hear someone calling you "Gringo hijo de una gran puta", insult him. Badly.

Gringo means someone who isn't mexican (?) and puta means bitch, slut, whore, etc.
I'm guessing the rest is "you are a" and gran is probably some variation of grande "big"

Do I win?

[Kinslayer]

Originally posted by Kijuki_Magazaki
in short,

whiteboy, son of a big b*tch.

Yeah, Kijuki got the idea there.