Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[fruckert]

Granted, they think it's /b/ now so all websites die and the internet get's banned.

I wish I knew some good IRC channels on SurrealChat.

[Musha]

Granted, but you TV stops working.

I wish all the crappy reality shows on the air right now would cease to exist.

[fruckert]

Granted, but they get replaced by Johnny Test.

I wish that Cartoon Network pulled it's head out of it's ***.

[Musha]

Granted, but then it sticks its head up your ***.

I wish they Would Release <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katamari_Forever">Katamari Forever</a> for XBOX 360.

[Darkfox]

Granted, but they change several key features of the game with new ones irrelevant to the game.

I wish those alien bastards would stop shooting up my ride.

[Angel Walter]

Granted. Now they are shooting up your Bride!
I wish my time machine didn't instantly camoflage itself wherever we land.

[Musha]

Granted, now some 12th century ***hole steals it and strands you in the past.

I wish Harry Potter, Edward Cullen and Hanna Montana where locked in a steel cage full of rabid furries, and that the subsequent events were brodcast on the internet via hi-def streaming video.

[Darkfox]

Granted, it now explodes for no reason and people still for years and years make movies after movies and documentaries after documentaries forever and ever.

I wish I would unlazy myself and continue Charas Doom more frequently.

[MissingName]

Granted.  Every single person on the forums demands to be included.

I wish we didn't hit that bluejay with the car today.  Thump.

[Darkfox]

Granted, it is Soviet Russia, so bluejay hit you!

I wish I could constantly get cheap power 1-ups like Sasuke on Naruto... (which really sucks now... DARN YOU SASUKE AND YOUR LAMENESS)

[Musha]

Granted, but with each power 1-up you recieve, your penis shrinks by one centimetre.

I wish some wealthy video game publisher would recognize my incredible genius and fund the production of my awesome games.

Granted, it now explodes for no reason and people still for years and years make movies after movies and documentaries after documentaries forever and ever.

Titanic
A Michael Bay Film
Coming Soon

[Darkfox]

Granted, but it bombs, and they keep making you change stuff.

I wish I had a Cauldron Born mech

[Darkfox]

Granted, but you die and nobody really cares anyways.

I wish I was Strong Bad.

[Musha]

Granted.  The King of Town mistakes you for a lollipop and eats your head.

I wish I had my avatar's outfit in real life.

[blue_emerald777]

Granted. People now think you can survive a gunshot. You can't.

I wish making printed materials was less of a hassle.