Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[fruckert]

Granted, but all you can steal is lint

I wish that CTHULU would destroy the earth

[Darrellito]

Granted, but it was in an alternate reality, which only you escaped. Therefore no one beleives you about your Cthulu or anything else.

I wish for super strength, and the ability to know how to use it.

[Musha]

Granted.  To bad it's a piranha....that no-head look doesn't suit you.

I wish Hallowe'en would last all year long.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but everyone gets tired of the same old thing, and try other holidays. Your last attempt at Christmas almost got Santa killed.

I wish that they made a remake of that crappy Cristine movie based on Steven King's book, and made it more closely to the book.

[fruckert]

Granted, but Miley Cyrus is Cristine

I wish for a shoe

[Lukas]

Granted, But the shoes a mimic

i wish for some pwncakes and raplesyrup

[Darrellito]

Granted, but yur mom made um and they taste horrible.

I wish for possessed wheelchair.

[Musha]

Granted, but it's possessed by the spirit of a catatonic.

I wish for Steak!

[_JeT_]

Granted, but it is severely spoiled, and you get food poisoning. Don't fret, you do not die from it, but the puke breath is eternal.

I wish for the freakin' US presidential election to be over, all ready... It is getting annoying...

[Darrellito]

Granted, but society's whole style of government changes into a combination of dictatorship and communism.

I wish that the world would explode causing people to flee to space in search of another Earth.

[_JeT_]

Granted. THEY did, but you didn't go with them. Now you're stranded in the deep recesses of space.

I wish Lucas would never escape his inevitable doom.

[elementalhero76]

Granted but you join him as well. Have fun!

I wish for Semas (My games currency).

[_JeT_]

Granted, but it is not accepted as legal tender, and is utterly useless to you.

I wish that sharks switched their gills with the lungs of humans, and vice versa, and we all changed ecosystems.

[elementalhero76]

Granted, but now we fear global warming even more.

I wish this forum was more lively like when I was here a year ago.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but nobody knows who you are or acknowledges you exist.

I wish bagels could talk. Especially while I'm eating them.