Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Dragonium]

Granted. You have 4 player mode, but you have no friends.

I wish there was a game where I can eat Smarties. All day.

[jalm94]

Granted, but the hero is the one who eats them.

I wish that I could have a high-enough level alien to become a Super-organism....and it wouldn't destroy itself cause there's Repair stations(..Never quite understood the logic there...). Ha. (Shattered Galaxy, never played it? http://www.sgalaxy.com fTP with premium options. RTS. 2-50 people on a single battlefield. I'm not saying anymore cause this is off-topic.)

[Dragonium]

Wish granted. Your new alien has an extremely high crappyness level.

I wish Rei didn't disappear for a huge section of BoF3.

[WarxePB]

Granted, but they just cut out the parts without Rei in them, resulting in tons of plotholes.

I wish that they would make actual 3-D games (with 3-d glasses and such)

[aboutasoandthis]

Granted, but like the Virtual Boy, every game can only show the colors Red and Black. Your eyes bleed.

I wish there were more good GBA RPG games. I need sprites and chipsets to steal.

[Djanki]

Granted. *Hands you a copy of Riviera: The Promised Land, Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation, and Summon Night: Swordcraft Story, for GBA, from Atlus with love <3<3<3*

I wish that my wishes had worse downsides than flat-chested demon girls or taking out the trash to see a russian with chest hair say 'Quick! Change the channel!'

[I Have a Sandwich]

Granted. A Korean hermaphrodite forces you to follow its sexual whims.

I wish that Rayman came to life and terrorized Tokyo.

[Djanki]

Granted. A jappanese hermaphrodite forces you to do his sexual whims, too.

I wish I could play Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones.

[EXO Muffin]

Granted, but now the Sacred Stones are...you know...

I wish I had a video game where I play as a headless dancing ninja attempting to assassinate Superman.

[I Have a Sandwich]

(Djanki... how did that even relate to the wish? Geez, you're a tuochy fella)

Granted, but Superman rips off your arms and legs and you wind up like Elijah Wood in Sin City.

[Meiscool-2]

Well, I wish that people (hence excluding me because I'm not a person, I'm a God) that arn't funny would quit posting in the pub.

[oooog]

Erm... no wish...

I wish Microsoft, Sony, Sega, and Nintendo would all come together and make a game called Super Happy Fun Go Time! where you pikc up sticks and stones (may break my bones but words will never hurt me), and throw em at the characters that you hate from every company!

[I Have a Sandwich]

Granted, but because of this everyone kills Cloud, leaving Yuffie to live.

I wish there was a Doctor Who game where you got to parallel park the Tardis.

[Meiscool-2]

Granted, but now you never find out who the Docter is. Dun dun dun.

Well, I wish that people (hence excluding me because I'm not a person, I'm a God) that arn't funny would quit posting in the pub.

[jalm94]

Granted, but the pub had to be continuosly topic-kicked due to the lack of people (see? Unfunny people are the reson why these things aren't topic-kicked or month-old+....they're persistent)

I wish my brother would get off the good computer, stop forcing me to go on this one only capable of playing 8MB video card games T_T and STOP PLAYING RUNESCAPE!!!!