Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[X_marks_the_ed]

You O2, television for women.

[Dominicy]

Granted, but missing Dominicy.exe deletes half the tv.

I wish I had four legs.

[Musha]

Granted, but you lose your "third leg."

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Vidian]

Granted, You don't sleep anymore, Instead,
There is a 3 Hour period where you turn into A Gremlin.

One night you will eat half of Fortet's Sisters brain.

I wish I had ambitions...

[game_maniac]

^Granted, your number one ambition is to become the best drag-queen in the world.

I wish you could punch people through the intrawebz.

[elementalhero76]

granted but you lose to mike tyson in an cyberspace boxing match.

I wish ?.

[RazrZ]

Your wish gets angry cuz u didnt finish it,so it eats your face.

I wish for anime girls.

[Fortet]

Originally posted by Vidian
One night you will eat half of Fortet's Sisters brain.

Don't do that! Then she won't have any brain at all!
Anyways . . .

Granted, but they all turn out to be transvestites.

I wish fo nothing

[elementalhero76]

You get somthing which I dont know what it is.

I wish for 0.

[Musha]

Granted, you get  nil, naught, nada, zip, the airy nothing, the vast empty space, the antithesis of being.
However, as you have received nothing, you therefore havenven't actually been given anything, so your wish has been wasted.  Have a nice day.

I wish for immortality.

[game_maniac]

^Granted. Everything dies and you're forced to wander barren wastelands alone for eternity.


I wish there was a better way to conserve the peanut butter jelly time flavor on my mouth.

[Musha]

Granted, your throat is sealed off and your mouth is stuffed full of peanut butter and jelly and sewed shut.

I wish for unlimited ammo and a liscense to kill.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, but recent studies show bullets do not penetrate the skin anymore.

I wish I would get off my *** and finish my FE faces for NFT.

[elementalhero76]

granted they all become my faces which i don't make any.

I wish for cheese cake because its my birthday!

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but it's poisoned and gives you Smallpox.

I wish for a new shirt.