Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[Musha]

Granted.  Now you can eat all the mucus and blood clot-flavoured pudding you want.  Mmmm...

I wish I had a healing factor like Wolverine.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted, you heal......ALL OVER!
(Your ugly face vanishes.)

I wish Musha's face was ugly.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted. It becomes so ugly it melts your eyes and you die because your brain gets superheated.

I wish that this wish could not get corrupted.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Granted.  This wish is not corrupted.

I wish Roland's wish was corrupted.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. A giant worm hole ensues and sucks both of you in it as I watch.

I wish my Vulpix.....screw my Vulpix. I wish for more monies.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Granted, but, as you turn around, the ignored Vulpix eats all your monies.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted? There is no wish to grant.

I wish for fish. Lots of fish.

[X_marks_the_ed]

You get throw in a trash bin for using the overkilled Wish/fish joke.

I wish I would stop posting in everything.

[Dominicy]

Granted, everything starts posting in you.

I wish I had Bryce.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Originally posted by Dominicy
everything starts posting in you.

I wish I had Bryce.

I guess that explains this.

Granted, you get Bryce in bed.

I wish I could revive Avatar Wars.

[Roland_Deschain]

Granted, but then it gets locked an hour later for spammers.

I wish for a stack of pancakes that were pure, holy pancakes and could not be corrupted at all. (What? I'm hungry.)

[Musha]

Granted, but since you're now an immortal vampire with sunlight immunity, you are no longer able to partake of human sustenance.

I wish people would stop calling me ugly and that the whole world would realize that I am, in fact, the hottest secksiest guy ever, and that really hot skimpily-clad ladies would line up just for a chance at the privilige of standing near me.

[JekGamer]

granted. now your the only guy on earth, and am still ugly. But still the prettiest guy on earth.

[X_marks_the_ed]

Granted. You become nothing.

I wish I could kill the Caps Lock key.

[Dragonium]

Granted. Everyone now types with the Shift key permanently held down.

I wish Charas turned green instead of blue.